Rant on a Hot Tin Roof

[SAT 9,609]

9 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Haha some days it feel like I'm feeding and cleaning for a 100 kids. Dang boys eat you out of house and home. 

 

I'd probably get on it. It doesn't go upside down and backwards and upside down. Those ones are crazy and I only go once  

The Tornado and big kids would also go on it. They like things like that, the Jedi would not

 

See?

Except for little hill, he's a little tweety bird...

[trudi 1,317]

5 hours ago, cdneh said:

The daughter has finally left, after arriving Friday last, she flew out to Dulles this morning. 6 unrelenting days of bickering.

We left Tuesday morning to drive up to Memphis for the night, and at that point in time, she had talked the MIL out of selling the house. Told her it was a bad idea and made no financial sense.

 

We arrived yesterday afternoon to find a For Sale sign on the front lawn.

The Mil has already found a new house to buy. In town, two bedrooms, an end unit not fenced because there is no yard, with an alley in the rear where I can park my car. Her plan, arrived at purely in consultation with her nonresident daughter, is that we all move in together in less than half the space. So I can 'hear her if she calls'. I'm to take her there this afternoon at 13:30 so I can see how I like it.

 

I'm already terribly impressed.

 

 

 

 

 

Tell the money grabbing witch SHE can move in

 

Seriously I don't know how you haven't gone crazy on her!

 

2 hours ago, SAT said:

Hello...That's the whole idea! Danger! 

 

Stretch would ride it. 

With her kids.

And hillbilly...

Niki'd ride it.

Trophie too.

Maybe Trudi.

CDH would have rode it in 1969, when she wasn't coherent.

 

Tark would get on it, if he had a coupon...

I might, I got dragged on a few at Dollywood last year - I scream all the way though 😂😂

 

Redneck is managing to do little things for himself, like make the kitchen look like a nuclear explosion happened and throw his dirty clothes & towels on the floor...

 

Weedeating is done, it looks acceptable outside again - I probably would have been better waiting till it was cooler, I didn't know I could sweat that much!

[SAT 9,609]

The little monsters are raiding my backyard again...

[SAT 9,609]

But these are the kids from down the block. They're polite little monsters. I just have to feed them

All they can eat burgers and hotdogs. And all they can drink...

[SAT 9,609]

The T-storm cometh....

That's that lol

 

[SAT 9,609]

all cleaned up now....

 

So, I was out back, gettin' ready to feed the kids. I opened the fridge in the shack, and it's full of ####!

I'm like...whazat?? The fridge was stuffed! 

So I call Tiff....

Her thuggy friends have now discovered a new thing they can borrow.

Refrigerator space!

 

Her friend, with the fat ###, the one with the monster kids, wanna mimic my BBQs.

In the park, this weekend.

I'm like....wrong ingredients, wrong ####....

Oh well.

But this friend of hers, she's kinda....kinda attractive, if you like fat ##ses....

Terrible mother tho. But I can see the effort.

Sometimes I feel bad for her.

Oh, she's the one whose BIL dropped dead in the casino like a couple of years ago? Did I mention? (Yes I did).

 

 

 

[SAT 9,609]

Great now Tiff thinks she has a chicken bone stuck in her throat. How the.....

 

 

 

[Ontarkie 14,227]

10 minutes ago, SAT said:

Great now Tiff thinks she has a chicken bone stuck in her throat. How the.....

 

 

 

How on earth does she figure that?? 

 

I'm pretty sure that if she had a bone stuck in her throat she'd know it! 

[SAT 9,609]

well, after eating a chunk of banana, drinking vinegar, and drinking olive oil, she feels a bit better, It made her throw up. She might have a slight injury to her esophagus. She said she's better than before. But still a little pain. 

[Ontarkie 14,227]

Oh my goodness. 

 

No way would she have gotten banana down if she had a bone stuck in her throat. She most likely swallowed her food wrong and aggravated her throat. The vinegar would have just irritated things. 

[SAT 9,609]

believe it or not, I googled it. It happens lol

[TBoneTX 45,309]

12 hours ago, Unidentified said:

I don't think I have ever had sour kraut but it looks good!

Sauerkraut is the reason why Germany lost both World Wars, gag man.

12 hours ago, SAT said:

Um...who are you? 

Her official thread-name is M ma'am, si man.

12 hours ago, SAT said:

Some other guy got decapitated, but they reattached his head...he's ok now

Glad that you're back in the pink, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

12 hours ago, Unidentified said:

I am never ever ever ever EVER! Getting on a roller coaster. Ever.

Don't be a wimp, M ma'am.

12 hours ago, SAT said:

Hurricane Sandy

Nueva York has wimpy hurricanes, yawn man.

Texas Many very strong hurricanes, Nueva York zero again man.

12 hours ago, SAT said:

Tark would get on it, if he had a coupon...

We wouild get on it if we had a FREE coupon,   man.

11 hours ago, Unidentified said:

That's the only roller coaster I'd ever go on

Don't be a wimp, M ma'am.

9 hours ago, trudi said:

Redneck is managing to do little things for himself, like make the kitchen look like a nuclear explosion happened and throw his dirty clothes & towels on the floor...

Congratulations on his recovery, yay T ma'am!!!!!

8 hours ago, SAT said:

All they can eat burgers and hotdogs. And all they can drink...

[Tarklar perks up ears]

Edited July 14, 2017 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,309]

8 hours ago, SAT said:

T-storm

This is what the awed sales staff calls us when we report our Pre-Owned Toilet Seat income, $i man.

7 hours ago, SAT said:

Refrigerator space!

Rent it, $i man!!!

[TBoneTX 45,309]

4 hours ago, SAT said:

after eating a chunk of banana, drinking vinegar, and drinking olive oil

This sounds ilke an anemic version of a ghastly Ecu home remedy, gag us man.