Rant on a Hot Tin Roof

[Unidentified 2,930]

Just now, SAT said:

 

Now the cyclone...

That suckers like a hunnit years old. Every time you get on it, you think your'e gonna fall off. That's the excitement...

And every now and then, some stupid #### dies on it...

Seriously? People die on it? Great. And my husband keeps telling me how safe roller coasters are and how I should try it. Yeah right...

[SAT 9,609]

Yeah...

http://nypost.com/2007/09/10/cyclone-riders-killer-thriller/

 

And you can also get rich. Someone not long ago got 1.5 million in a lawsuit. 

 

Some other guy got decapitated, but they reattached his head...he's ok now

[SAT 9,609]

 

1.5 gazillion dollarz...

All ya gotta do, is get off the thing and scream, "I can't walk!"

 

https://www.google.com/amp/www.nydailynews.com/amp/new-york/brooklyn/woman-1-5m-coney-island-cyclone-injury-claim-article-1.2166708

[SAT 9,609]

Don't get on the cyclone without proper life insurance and a crash helmet.

Don't like your husband? Put him on the cyclone...

[Unidentified 2,930]

4 minutes ago, SAT said:

Yeah...

http://nypost.com/2007/09/10/cyclone-riders-killer-thriller/

 

And you can also get rich. Someone not long ago got 1.5 million in a lawsuit. 

 

Some other guy got decapitated, but they reattached his head...he's ok now

I am never ever ever ever EVER! Getting on a roller coaster. Ever.

Just now, SAT said:

Don't get on the cyclone without proper life insurance and a crash helmet.

Don't like your husband? Put him on the cyclone...

[SAT 9,609]

During Hurricane Sandy in 2012. The cyclone was under about 15 feet of water. So it's nice and rusty now.

 

The NY aquarium next to it, all the whales and seals escaped out to sea. You go there now, all you see is like 3 bait fish in the tanks...

[SAT 9,609]

6 minutes ago, Unidentified said:

I am never ever ever ever EVER! Getting on a roller coaster. Ever.

 

Why not? You like walking across collapsing bridges...

[Unidentified 2,930]

2 minutes ago, SAT said:

Why not? You like walking across collapsing bridges...

I didn't walk across it. I walked passed it  Because I don't like heights and I have this fear that the thing I am in is just going to go off the tracks.... 

[SAT 9,609]

Hello...That's the whole idea! Danger! 

 

Stretch would ride it. 

With her kids.

And hillbilly...

Niki'd ride it.

Trophie too.

Maybe Trudi.

CDH would have rode it in 1969, when she wasn't coherent.

 

Tark would get on it, if he had a coupon...

[Unidentified 2,930]

I am an overly cautious person...

[SAT 9,609]

They have like a caterpillar roller coaster there for little toddlers.

Lemme see if I can find a pic of my sissy kid riding it...

[SAT 9,609]

Here she is. If this thing goes any slower, it'd be going backwards...

 

[Unidentified 2,930]

That's the only roller coaster I'd ever go on

[SAT 9,609]

That's the only roller coaster in the world where you'd fall asleep on...

Imagine if you're a snail riding on the back of a turtle...

[Ontarkie 14,227]

2 hours ago, SAT said:

 

Speaking of a hundred little monsters, where's Stretch...

Haha some days it feel like I'm feeding and cleaning for a 100 kids. Dang boys eat you out of house and home. 

 

57 minutes ago, SAT said:

Hello...That's the whole idea! Danger! 

 

Stretch would ride it. 

With her kids.

And hillbilly...

Niki'd ride it.

Trophie too.

Maybe Trudi.

CDH would have rode it in 1969, when she wasn't coherent.

 

Tark would get on it, if he had a coupon...

I'd probably get on it. It doesn't go upside down and backwards and upside down. Those ones are crazy and I only go once  

The Tornado and big kids would also go on it. They like things like that, the Jedi would not. 

22 minutes ago, SAT said:

That's the only roller coaster in the world where you'd fall asleep on...

Imagine if you're a snail riding on the back of a turtle...

There's a little train at Magic Springs like that. OMG it's crazy slow.