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Ontarkie Grand Master

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Being lazy and making shake and bake chicken and scallop potatoes for supper. 

 

2 hours ago, SAT said:

Man ask Trophie over there....

Or Stretch, hillbilly's always buying shotguns...

That would be the Hillbillies father. The Hillbilly is kind of shell shocked  on how a packed away his guns as soon as we moved here. 

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2 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

 

 

That would be the Hillbillies father. The Hillbilly is kind of shell shocked  on how a packed away his guns as soon as we moved here. 

 

If I were you, I'd go hock his guns right now at the corner pawn shop and get a new lawn mower...

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Just now, SAT said:

 

If I were you, I'd go hock his guns right now at the corner pawn shop and get a new lawn mower...

Haha I'd get a hedge trimmer and a chain saw instead.

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Ok so here's the resupply list after the monsters came through the backyard...

 

2 pairs of swim goggles

2 giant packs of hotdogs

2 floaties

2 cases of Capri Sun kids drinks

 

2 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Haha I'd get a hedge trimmer and a chain saw instead.

Well what are ya waitin' fer...

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Weddings, apart from your immediate families and very best friends you won't have a clue who was there a week later...

Flying to the U.K. hurts the bank balance since they opted to leave the EU, over $1000 when I looked earlier this year :(

 

Finding positives in life - I make redneck count his blessings ( he is a natural pessimist) as in look at the good things he has in his life when he's grumping too much, never fails to make him smile & be happy again :)

 

Hope your back is less sore, your customers turned up on time & paid with a smile :)

 

Guns are rednecks obsession, he has altogether too many!

Everything crossed for a smooth and stress free journey

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:rofl:

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I feel so bad for the people filing CR1s now - when I filed a lot of people had visa in hand in 5-8 months and we were complaining about it taking too long.

 

I sometimes wonder if they make it so slow to discourage immigration.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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back is less sore, clients will be clients, but hey. What can I do.

 

third machine broke today. I didn't have much hope for that one since it was 50 bucks vs 600, but I finally realized I need a limpia.

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Can anyone stroke me repeatedly and violently with foliage and eggs? 

 

Good thing: discovered peanut butter chunky Kit Kats and I'm hooked. helplessly so. 

I bought three to last me a few days, yeah no, ate two in 10 min and i'm not ashamed. 

 

 

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10 hours ago, Dilorena said:

pre owned toilet seats?

Where have you been when participating in these threads, huh D2 ma'am?!

We procure, restore, market, and sell pre-owned toilet seats (POTS) as our chief livelihood, si ma'am.

It is lucrative, having brought in approximately $Many,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in net profits.

Individuals, corporations, and governmental entities place huge orders.

Banks clamor for a piece of our fortune, and quite literally roll out red carpets and worship the ground that we walk on, si man.

We are a veritable business typhoon, si ma'am.

And we will cut you a very nice deal on one or more POTS for you and hubby, whee ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

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01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Just now, TBoneTX said:

Where have you been when participating in these threads, huh D2 ma'am?!

We procure, restore, market, and sell pre-owned toilet seats (POTS) as our chief livelihood, si ma'am.

It is lucrative, having brought in approximately $Many,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in net profits.

Individuals, corporations, and governmental entities place huge orders.

Banks clamor for a piece of our fortune, and quite literally roll out red carpets and worship the ground that we walk on, si man.

We are a veritable business typhoon, si ma'am.

And we will cut you a very nice deal on one or more POTS for you and hubby, whee ma'am.

I never new that, it sounds like a crappy job.

Get it, get it...? because toilets?...

 

:P 

geez, thanks for the, er, offer! 

 

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➺ 01/07/17 Got married in Cozumel

➺ 02/04/17 Petition mailed 

➺ 02/08/17 Case Assigned to USCIS Nebraska, sigh. 

➺ 02/13/17 We got our NOA1! PD: February 8th 

➺ 12/15/17 NOA2 finally! after 10 1/2 months. 

➺ 12/21/17 NVC confirmed they received our file 

➺ 01/22/18 Documents sent to Rapidvisa 

➺ 02/05/18  NVC received our package 

➺ 03/15/18 Case complete! 

➺ 06/27/18  We got our Interview date! August 28th 

➺ 08/30/18 The package arrived (waited at Juarez)

➺ 08/31/18 Entered the U.S with my husband 

➺ 02/13/19 Husband confesses he cheated, leaves

➺ 02/16/19 Husband decides to abandon the marriage

➺ 05/13/19  I am officially divorced. 

 ➺ 07/03/20  I file to remove conditions on my own     

 ➺ 08/13/21 I finally get my biometrics appointment 

➺ 02/26/22 I got my interview assigned: March 31st. 

 

 

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www.missloretattoos.com   Instagram.com/missloretattoos 

 

Tough times never last, but tough people do. 

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6 hours ago, SAT said:

¿adónde esta un shake y báke?

Tantumodo in regionalibus colloquiis aliter atque Anglice loquimini, oj tak!

5 hours ago, SAT said:

My older kid can eat sushi like everyday. 

The little turtle can eat Gerber lil entrees everyday.

Fotos of sushi & Gerber lil entrees now, see man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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