Rant on a Hot Tin Roof

[TBoneTX 45,304]

10 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

He likes catfish, I will not cook it so if he wants it he can cook it himself or he can go out to eat it. 

"Why don't you like what I cook, huh man?"

"Why don't you cook what I like, huh ma'am?"

8 hours ago, SAT said:

Poor hillbilly...what's a man supposed to do for some catfish around here...

Find some culinarily adept rubias, whee man.

8 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

go out to eat it 

Find some culinarily adept rubias, whee man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

8 hours ago, trudi said:

It's Many degrees out so what does MIL do.....gets a load of firewood delivered and instructs me to get out and stack it....

Outdoor temperature precised, see T ma'am.

7 hours ago, SAT said:

Trudi must be stacking her brains out right about now...

Foto of stacked T ma'am now, see man!

[TBoneTX 45,304]

8 hours ago, cdneh said:

there isn't anything to be done for her present state, that she is in a gradual decline

All that there is to do is wait, sigh Eh ma'am...

[TBoneTX 45,304]

7 hours ago, SAT said:

Why, may I ask, is the big guy calling me up Many:Many on July Many'rd, to tell me that we gotta hire another admin person??

Because when he hollers Frog you'd better Jump, see man.

5 hours ago, trudi said:

1.  I got a tiny bit mad and told her is she wants it stacked she'd better get her butt down there and stack it.

2.  took myself to bed for a nap

1.  Do not irk, irritate, or offend the fearsome T ma'am, no man!

2.  Good T ma'am!  Good, GOOD T ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,304]

3 hours ago, cdneh said:

The daughter hasn't got any children of either gender.

Sounds like natural selection has finally won, si Eh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

2 hours ago, SAT said:

speaking of greed, where's Tark....

Luxuriating in the afterglow of record-setting -- oj nie, record-smashing -- sales of POTSs for July Many'th, whee man.

Customers from all Many states placed orders, some multiple times, gratifying man.

Entire counties from both coasts and the heartland placed orders for their town-square celebrations, POTSs for all man.

We can't wait for the commi$$ion$ to $tart rolling in, $i and no man.

2 hours ago, SAT said:

Many racks of ribs, about Many lbs of chicken, and the steaks.

Now I only have like Many-Many steaks...They're like 1 pounders.

I have Many things of genuine Polskie kielbasa, and Many lbs of big giant prawns.

Many packs of hotdogs

Oh yeah, Many or so pork chops.

I think that's enough.

Man wt-f, I wanted to relax tomorrow. Not friggin play iron chef......

You under-ordered the hot dogs,  man.

Serving the thuggy friends again,  and sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

57 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Well at least that stupid tradition or what ever they want to call it ends with her. 

Natural selection has won out, finally man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

We had a rather productive July Many'rd, si man.

 

Dropped the steak knives, calzoncillos, and other discards at Salvation Army, donation man.

Then went next door to better thrift place, resale man.

Found Many (2+1) good teaspoons, other kitchen miscellany, and Many (2+2+2) seemingly new pairs of socks, whee man.

Total = $Many ($2x2x2+2+2+tax), deal man.

 

Then saved $Many with use of coupons at CVS, deal man.

Then returned to yesterday's dollar store for more, deal man.

 

Then killed time before acu appointment, stick it to us man.

Then had no time for other planned errands, sigh man.

 

Returned to casa, ate bachelor dinner, curbsided garbage, and napped, return and ingest and curbside and zzz we man.

Cat came in just as alarm went off, delinquent miu man.

Decided against further errands, save for July Many'th man.

Edited July 4, 2017 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Found ourself craving salt, but no cheaps in casa man.

Opened a can of green beans, ingested contents, and drank the juice, craving satisfied man.

(Cat disappointed that can contained nothing good, crestfallen miu man.)

Maybe we should get a bottle of soy sauce to add to our bachelor dinners, brown salt water man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Plans for July Many'th, for we man:

 

1.  Chauffeur Mama T-B. to someplace important, we take senior she man.

2.  Visit Walgreens for Many%-off deals, first Tuesday of month man.

Many.  Visit Mac store to scope new desktop models, expense man.

Many.  Organize apparel for donation, charitable contributor we man.

Many.  Further organize upcoming epic trip around Iowa, travel we man.

Many.  Nap, with or without cat man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Curbsided garbage included two completely busted lamps, two boxes of brown Minute rice that had expired Many (2+2) years ago, and Many (2x2x2-1 or 2x2x2) unopened (unrefrigerated) cartons of soy milk that had expired Many (2+2+2, 2+2+2+1, and [si man] 2x2x2) years ago, forgotten by Mrs. T-B. she man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Mrs. T-B.'s fancy videophone hasn't worked at all, no see she we or we she man.

In fact, it hasn't even rung, must be dead man.

So blows Mrs. T-B.'s plan of unlimited yakking for free, blow yak she man.

She has been limited to hasty calls to us on other people's cell phones, impose on good natures she man.

 

She has periodically sent fotos, see she & Mini-B. man.

Some today were from Cuenca, in mountains of Ecu man.

She & MIni-B. are attired like Eskimos, completely overdone man.

We were always comfortable there in a lightweight flannel shirt, good grief man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Cat has dropped not just any wrapper, but the double Arby's wrapper, no-nonsense miu man.

Cat somehow fished said wrapper from deep under the furniture, committed miu man.

We are obligated to comply, play we with miu man.

We hope that this thread survives during our temporary absence, hope we man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I just finished my nightly workout and my house feels like a million degrees.  I wish I could turn up the air conditioning in just our room.  65 would be nice.

[Ontarkie 14,226]

16 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Mrs. T-B.'s fancy videophone hasn't worked at all, no see she we or we she man.

In fact, it hasn't even rung, must be dead man.

So blows Mrs. T-B.'s plan of unlimited yakking for free, blow yak she man.

She has been limited to hasty calls to us on other people's cell phones, impose on good natures she man.

 

She has periodically sent fotos, see she & Mini-B. man.

Some today were from Cuenca, in mountains of Ecu man.

She & MIni-B. are attired like Eskimos, completely overdone man.

We were always comfortable there in a lightweight flannel shirt, good grief man.

No if you had FB, you she could call you on FB  

Could always do skype on the computer too