Rant on a Hot Tin Roof

[SAT 9,609]

Is his neck still red?

[trudi 1,317]

It's even redder....

[NikLR 13,227]

Happy Canada Day!

[cdneh 3,112]

Well, I have got fireworks going off all around me, so it must be Happy Canada Day!

[TBoneTX 45,304]

10 hours ago, trudi said:

1.  Rednecks neck [...] has been excavated and rebuilt with donor bone and medical scaffold.

2.  He [...] is in nowhere near the pain he was in before surgery

1.  Maybe he, too, can be reincarnated as an invertebrate, ouch man.

2.  Just wait till he starts complaining about THIS level of pain, T ma'am.

     And did YOU survive the experience, huh T ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,304]

3 hours ago, NikLR said:

Happy Canada Day!

We are not in Canadia and therefore have no such day, no Niki-B. ma'am!

And no one here wished D2 ma'am a Happy Many-o (2+2+1o) de Mayo, nor did she mention it herself, no man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

Many GSs but mostly uninteresting, oh well man.

The take, see man:

-- 2 shirts for Mini-B. = $1, deal man

-- 2 large/2 small office-type scissors; bath towel; large unopened bottle facial toner with Phar-Mor label still on it

     = $Many ($2+2+2), OK man

-- Visible Changes hair-dryer = $2, deal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2+1), OK man

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Dropped/retrieved the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile at/from mechanic shop, window-motor repair man.

Final price of $Many was $Many under already-low estimate, honest mechanic man.

Got Subway sandwiches (with use of coupons) as reward for Mama T-B.'s chauffeuring, ingest we & senior she man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

At 2 a.m. last night, city finally sent mosquito-trucks around, blessed relief man.

Influenced by same, we decided to mow lawn after exhausting errands and too-short nap, resolve we man.

Despite earlier Manyple-digit heat indices, job did not kill us, made us stronger man.

However, did use Many (2+2) thick sweatbands, sweat we man.

 

After job, casa was too warm, despite A/C cranked man.

Thermostat dead, just what we needed man.

Replaced batteries, more power to us man.

Casa now at too-freezing-for-Mrs.-T-B. level once again, relief man.

 

Edited July 2, 2017 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Diet delayed by finding of bagels that needed to be eaten, ingest we man.

Also found nearly full bag of cheaps, drat man.

Are nibbling on same, cheat we man.

Will probably put them back into pantry, resolve we man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Dropped huge load of (no, not THAT man) donations to favorite resale shop, donate we man.

Was Mrs. T-B.'s purged attire and several of Mini-B.'s toys, T-B.-mobile trunk full man.

One toy was a Many-level racetrack with elevator from bottom to top, clever concept man.

Mini-B. gained a great Many hours of delight from it, play we with wee man with it man.

However, Mrs. T-B. told us that he had outgrown it, conclude she man.

We were very sad to part with it, nostalgic we man.

They grow up SO fast, dearly want to hug chubby toddler again we man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Mrs. T-B. phoned us this eve from Cuenca, Ecu, call us she man.

Could barely hear her over din of background merriment, large family of she man.

We shouted to her that we were cavorting with the rubias and would talk with her later, preoccupied we man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Didn't do usual Saturday-night laundry, long weekend and no urgency man.

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with allocatable +1 inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

I love Sunday morning at Walgreens. There's only 2 people in the store. Me, and the cashier. 

[SAT 9,609]

 

Yesterday, the kid's bestie down the block invited her to her little pool. It's like 6 ft wide lol. Soon, like 6 kids on the block was in that pool.  Then they kept coming over to get drinks. They cleaned me out of the boxed drinks that I bought for July 4th.