Rant on a Hot Tin Roof

[Ontarkie 14,226]

They don't but you being in NY I'm betting a Canada Day party would bring ppl over. then you would have to deal with a bunch of crazy Canadians.  

[SAT 9,609]

Like my ex ex ex ex gf from like 20 years ago?

 

You gotta have a Canada day party to get the free bags?

[Ontarkie 14,226]

Yes, when you host a party they send you the party pack. The two pictures is what I got this year. 

 

Sometimes they change it up a bit. 

[TBoneTX 45,304]

9 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

This is what you need:

 

A rubia, siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6 hours ago, SAT said:

Upside-down Trophie pic...

More fotos of rubias now, see man!

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

1.  Yes free

2.  it's for Canadian living in the US.

Many.  It's to celebrate Canada day. 

1.  [T-B. perks up ears, free man]

2.  How does one prove that one is a Canadian, huh man?

Many.  How do you spell Canada, huh man?  C eh N eh D eh, man.

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

my Newfie friend here

Ontarklar's friends with a Newwwww-fie!  Ontarklar's friends with a Newwwww-fie!

[TBoneTX 45,304]

2 hours ago, SAT said:

And if I was to sign up, how would they know I'm not "James Lee" from Vancouver eh?

[Steveklar publicizes his cheapness too, wet-behind-ears pretender man]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

1.  They don't

2.  crazy Canadians

1.  [T-B.'s ears perk up even higher]

2.  A little redundant, eh man.

1 hour ago, SAT said:

Like my ex ex ex ex gf from like Many years ago?

We had one of those, too, eh she man.

24 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Yes, when you host a party they send you the party pack.

Well, THIS ruins the whole plan, poop man!  What kind of a rip-off country is Canadia, anyway, huh and hmmmph man?

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Infernal cat just jumped on our table and lost her footing, sending piles of papers AND our open bag of cheaps cascading onto the floor, grrrRRRR miu man.  And we'd just cleaned her box, too, some gratitude miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

All we can say is, there'd better be another bag of cheaps downstairs, si man...

[TBoneTX 45,304]

In accordance with the Many-second rule*, we are eating the larger cheaps from off the floor, waste not want not man.

 

*the proven Guy Theory that if one eats dropped food within Many seconds of its having fallen on the floor, it's still good, that's the fact Jack man

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Now waiting for the chicas to all respond with "ewwwww, man," guaranteed man.

In Poland, the Many-second rule applies if one drops food on the ceiling, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Cat has just dropped second wrapper, ulterior-motive'd miu man.

We shall repair downstairs for the desired game, we serve miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

That ought to hold her for at least half an hour, aerobic exercise for we and miu man.

[Dianalorena 1,153]

so, in a frantic moment combining boredom, desperation, stress and A LOT of super long fallen hairs,

I decided to cut my hair short and add a little caramel balayage.  It's quite the change

but I like it and I feel like I needed it. I'm such a cliché

 

I'm feeling better now that my husband is arriving in just 11 days. Lots of planning and tattoos to do! 

Edited June 20, 2017 by Dilorena
typo and added stuff!

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Which one of your hairs was cut short, huh D2 ma'am?

Fotos of bald D2 ma'am now, see ma'am.

 

Try counting down the days in P-math, see D2 ma'am:

2x2x2+2+1 (alternatively, Many)

2x2x2+2     (alternatively, Many)

2x2x2+1     (alternatively, Many)

2x2x2     (alternatively, Many)

2x2x2-1  (alternatively, Many)

2x2+2 (alternatively, 2+2+2 or Many)

2x2+1 (alternatively, 2+2+1 or Many)

2x2     (alternatively, 2+2 or Many)

2+1     (alternatively, Many)

2

1

Hubby, man

[TBoneTX 45,304]

De-dish more cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes etc.!

[Russ&Caro 1,549]

9 hours ago, Dilorena said:

so, in a frantic moment combining boredom, desperation, stress and A LOT of super long fallen hairs,

I decided to cut my hair short and add a little caramel balayage.  It's quite the change

but I like it and I feel like I needed it. I'm such a cliché

The Colombiana is generally a pretty tough cookie but she has muchas miedo when it involves having her hair cut short. I'm sure your guy will love it.