not to mention crimes against acting!!! Ukraine bans Steven Seagal as threat to national security

[Cyberfx1024 7,980]

1 hour ago, Jacque67 said:

What the??? It looks like a slab of Tarmac !! And why is nobody wearing it and being shot at??? Total bummer!!!

how do you attach it to your body?

That's why you wear the plate carrier because this inserts into the plate carrier both in the front and back. So you are covered hopefully. You can pay me alot of money so that I can be the dummy being shot at with this on. 

[Cyberfx1024 7,980]

4 hours ago, ccneat said:

The acting in this paragraph is far more convincing than anything I have seen Steven Seagal bring us on screen.  Bravo! 

How DARE you make fun of the GREATNESS of Steven Seagal. You see in the picture that he is the Greatest of Men and that even Putin is paying homage to the GREATNESS of Steven Seagal. Putin is so afraid of him that he can't even look him in the eyes, but he has to cower down like a scared puppy about to pee himself.. 

 

[Jacque67 7,328]

6 hours ago, cyberfx1024 said:

That's why you wear the plate carrier because this inserts into the plate carrier both in the front and back. So you are covered hopefully. You can pay me alot of money so that I can be the dummy being shot at with this on. 

How much???

[Jacque67 7,328]

5 hours ago, cyberfx1024 said:

How DARE you make fun of the GREATNESS of Steven Seagal. You see in the picture that he is the Greatest of Men and that even Putin is paying homage to the GREATNESS of Steven Seagal. Putin is so afraid of him that he can't even look him in the eyes, but he has to cower down like a scared puppy about to pee himself.. 

 

Steven is a WUSSsss.

remember this gem? Lol!

 

Steven Seagal, the action film star cited as a Mafia extortion target, has told investigators that after he stopped working with his longtime producer he was ordered into a car in Brooklyn last year and shuttled to a landmark restaurant where he was threatened by mobsters, according to officials and lawyers involved in the case.

He was so intimidated, he recounted, that he agreed to turn over $700,000, although investigators are still trying to trace the money.

If the incident seems like something out of Hollywood, a pair accused of doing the threatening seemed to agree, according to those close to the case who pointed to wiretap information. They say that bugs planted by federal and state agents later recorded a reputed Gambino family captain and soldier laughingly comparing the scene to the movies and joking about how they had shaken up the 6-foot-4 Mr. Seagal, a martial arts expert who is a practicing Buddhist.

New details of the case, which was made public last month as part of a federal waterfront racketeering indictment of Peter Gotti and 16 others, emerged in interviews with central figures who for the most part spoke on the condition of anonymity. By various opposing accounts, the peculiar tale may shape up as a battle for control over the actor between a Mafia extortion crew, which threatened his life, and Buddhist advisers who voiced concern for his afterlife.

[Jacque67 7,328]

https://www.google.co.jp/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0ahUKEwix9Nyoy-HTAhUEJpQKHSaaDH8QFggKMAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2F2002%2F07%2F13%2Fnyregion%2Fa-mafia-case-and-a-scene-straight-out-of-hollywood.html&usg=AFQjCNEEuSlJVZFfTSHC_-DrHqmjuiyyAg&sig2=Tp5_oxFPJknSTX4O4jMttQ

[Amica Nostra 4,803]

5 hours ago, cyberfx1024 said:

How DARE you make fun of the GREATNESS of Steven Seagal. You see in the picture that he is the Greatest of Men and that even Putin is paying homage to the GREATNESS of Steven Seagal. Putin is so afraid of him that he can't even look him in the eyes, but he has to cower down like a scared puppy about to pee himself.. 

 

[Mr&Mrs G. 903]

2 minutes ago, ccneat said:

 

 

He is the epitome of coolness, even his glasses are colour coordinated with his food.

[Amica Nostra 4,803]

 

5 hours ago, cyberfx1024 said:

How DARE you make fun of the GREATNESS of Steven Seagal. You see in the picture that he is the Greatest of Men and that even Putin is paying homage to the GREATNESS of Steven Seagal. Putin is so afraid of him that he can't even look him in the eyes, but he has to cower down like a scared puppy about to pee himself.. 

 

 

Time for a throwdown 

Round one 

 

Steven Segal 

 

versus Jackie Chan

 

[Jacque67 7,328]

 

 

[Amica Nostra 4,803]

round one part deux 

 

[Cyberfx1024 7,980]

15 minutes ago, Jacque67 said:

How much???

You got a $100k?

[Jacque67 7,328]

 

[Jacque67 7,328]

2 minutes ago, cyberfx1024 said:

You got a $100k?

Let me call my krewe in Staten Island...

[Amica Nostra 4,803]

3 minutes ago, Jacque67 said:

 

so does this count as your vote against Jackie chan?  

[Jacque67 7,328]

9 minutes ago, ccneat said:

so does this count as your vote against Jackie chan?  

Ha ha! Love Jackie!!! 

Seagal was forced to make movies like this!! Funny guy!!!