ISIS FIGHTERS IN IRAQ KILLED BY WILD BOARS BEFORE THEY CAN AMBUSH LOCALS

[Amica Nostra 4,803]

http://www.newsweek.com/isis-fighters-iraq-killed-wild-boars-ambush-civilians-589816

 

Three militants loyal to the Islamic State group (ISIS) have been killed by wild boars as they planned to ambush Iraqi tribesmen opposed to the group, according to a local anti-ISIS leader.

At least eight ISIS fighters had reportedly taken cover among dense reeds in Iraq's al-Rashad region, about 55 miles southwest of Kirkuk, in preparation for a surprise attack on local anti-ISIS tribesman when a herd of wild boars attacked the jihadists on Sunday, killing three. The militants likely disturbed the notoriously short-tempered animals, said Sheikh Anwar al-Assi, a chief of the local Ubaid tribe and head of the group of local tribesmen who took up arms after ISIS took control of the nearby town of Hawija.

 

“It is likely their movement disturbed a herd of wild pigs, which inhabit the area as well as the nearby cornfields. The area is dense with reeds, which are good for hiding in,” Assi told The Times.

 

 

The event was corroborated by local Kurdish fighters who have joined Iran-backed Shiite Muslim militias in attempting to oust ISIS from nearby Hawija. The jihadists' mutilated bodies were reportedly discovered by refugees fleeing the violence that has beset the war-torn nation. An alliance consisting of Iraqi military, majority Shiite Muslim militias (called Al-Hashd Al-Shaabi), U.S.-led coalition forces and Kurdish units (known as peshmerga) are seeking to drive ISIS out of Iraq, according to Brigadier Azad Jelal, the deputy head of the Kurdish intelligence service in Kirkuk.

“Three fighters from ISIL were near the Peshmerga checkpoint in al-Rashad. They met some feral boars and the boars killed the three fighters,” Jelal told The Telegraph, using an alternative acronym for ISIS

[The Nature Boy 7,659]

Bunch of ruthless radical Muslims killed by pigs. God help my soul but I got tingly all over .  Irony rocks 

[CaliCat 3,957]

Three militants loyal to the Islamic State group (ISIS) have been killed by wild boars as they planned to ambush Iraqi tribesmen opposed to the group

 

I can't stop laughing. Does that make me a horrible person?

[Dashinka 24,505]

Does this mean no virgins for them?

[IAMX 3,055]

Just now, Bill & Katya said:

Does this mean no virgins for them?

When in doubt just toss some deli meat on them. Apparently that denies them their virgins.

[The Nature Boy 7,659]

8 minutes ago, CaliCat said:

Three militants loyal to the Islamic State group (ISIS) have been killed by wild boars as they planned to ambush Iraqi tribesmen opposed to the group

 

I can't stop laughing. Does that make me a horrible person?

Yes, but it does get you two tires out of the left ditch 

[CaliCat 3,957]

9 minutes ago, Bill & Katya said:

Does this mean no virgins for them?

 

I don't think the wild boars would have left anything for the virgins.  

[CaliCat 3,957]

10 minutes ago, Nature Boy Flair said:

Yes, but it does get you two tires out of the left ditch 

 

 

LOL.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

21 minutes ago, CaliCat said:

Three militants loyal to the Islamic State group (ISIS) have been killed by wild boars as they planned to ambush Iraqi tribesmen opposed to the group

 

I can't stop laughing. Does that make me a horrible person?

Unfortunately, yes.

[CaliCat 3,957]

5 minutes ago, spookyturtle said:

Unfortunately, yes.

 

 

Even if I am laughing at the irony, not at the carnage?

[spookyturtle 9,465]

4 minutes ago, CaliCat said:

 

 

Even if I am laughing at the irony, not at the carnage?

Again, yes.

[IAMX 3,055]

"Drumpf" (making fun of cultural heritage) = humor

"Cheeto" (bigotry against skin color associated with aging) = humor

"Bomb the white house" = humor

 

Making fun of/laughing at terrorist = offensive

 

This is why no one with a backbone listens to the left when it comes to whats offensive and whats not.

[The Nature Boy 7,659]

10 minutes ago, IAMX said:

"Drumpf" (making fun of cultural heritage) = humor

"Cheeto" (bigotry against skin color associated with aging) = humor

"Bomb the white house" = humor

 

Making fun of/laughing at terrorist = offensive

 

This is why no one with a backbone listens to the left when it comes to whats offensive and whats not.

[IAMX 3,055]

6 minutes ago, Nature Boy Flair said:

Well I mean, it's quite unfair if the batter is just leaping out of the park. 

 

I think that beats the "bent over catcher" joke, which some might find offensive.

Edited April 26, 2017 by IAMX

[ready4ONE 5,400]

22 minutes ago, IAMX said:

"Drumpf" (making fun of cultural heritage) = humor

"Cheeto" (bigotry against skin color associated with aging) = humor

"Bomb the white house" = humor

 

Making fun of/laughing at terrorist = offensive

 

This is why no one with a backbone listens to the left when it comes to whats offensive and whats not.

In the first place Drumf is the real family name for Donald Trump. In light of his stupid comments regarding immigrants and ethnic sounding surnames it's not making fun of anyone but the crotchety wet blanket that is Donald Trump (Drumf if you prefer.)

 

Donald Trump is orange, nobody knows why, but your theory it's an age problem is the first I have ever heard of it. My guess is his hairstylist recommended a poor brand of spray on tanning solution. But that is just my theory.

 

Not sure I have ever heard anyone 'left' or 'right' indicate "bomb the Whitehouse" being humorous.

 

The method of the OP terrorists death is absolutely hilarious and could not have happened to a more deserving group.