What Starts with F and ends with K

[almaty 19]

What Starts with F and ends with K

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I h! ave only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong

[Jenn! 918]

[Nagishkaw 510]

:lol:

[Savanphil 3]

I would have failed :lol:

[CarolineM 0]

lol that is cute

[mawilson 2,133]

Dirty mouth teacher.

[Mags 112]

Very funny!

[mawilson 2,133]

This reminds me:

A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope

was on the same flight.

"How exciting," he thought. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps

I'll be able to see him in person."

Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him. Still, the

gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff.

Shortly after take-off, the Pope started a crossword puzzle.

"Fantastic," thought the gentleman. "I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps,

if the Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance."

Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me,

but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in 'unt'?"

Only one word leapt to mind. "My goodness," thought the gentleman, "I can't

tell the Pope that. There must be another word."

The gentleman thought for quite a while, and then it hit him.

Turning to the pope, the gentleman said, "I think the word you're looking for is....

'aunt'."

"Of course," said the Pope. "Do you have an eraser?"

[almaty 19]

This reminds me:

A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope

was on the same flight.

"How exciting," he thought. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps

I'll be able to see him in person."

Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him. Still, the

gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff.

Shortly after take-off, the Pope started a crossword puzzle.

"Fantastic," thought the gentleman. "I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps,

if the Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance."

Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me,

but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in 'unt'?"

Only one word leapt to mind. "My goodness," thought the gentleman, "I can't

tell the Pope that. There must be another word."

The gentleman thought for quite a while, and then it hit him.

Turning to the pope, the gentleman said, "I think the word you're looking for is....

'aunt'."

"Of course," said the Pope. "Do you have an eraser?"

now that was funny..

[Bootylicious!! 2]

:lol:

[Savanphil 3]

This reminds me:

A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope

was on the same flight.

"How exciting," he thought. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps

I'll be able to see him in person."

Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him. Still, the

gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff.

Shortly after take-off, the Pope started a crossword puzzle.

"Fantastic," thought the gentleman. "I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps,

if the Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance."

Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me,

but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in 'unt'?"

Only one word leapt to mind. "My goodness," thought the gentleman, "I can't

tell the Pope that. There must be another word."

The gentleman thought for quite a while, and then it hit him.

Turning to the pope, the gentleman said, "I think the word you're looking for is....

'aunt'."

"Of course," said the Pope. "Do you have an eraser?"

[Saddle Bronc 124]

:lol:

[eap620 0]

Both really funny

[Muuuuah 0]

[dora_david 0]

This reminds me:

A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope

was on the same flight.

"How exciting," he thought. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps

I'll be able to see him in person."

Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him. Still, the

gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff.

Shortly after take-off, the Pope started a crossword puzzle.

"Fantastic," thought the gentleman. "I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps,

if the Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance."

Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me,

but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in 'unt'?"

Only one word leapt to mind. "My goodness," thought the gentleman, "I can't

tell the Pope that. There must be another word."

The gentleman thought for quite a while, and then it hit him.

Turning to the pope, the gentleman said, "I think the word you're looking for is....

'aunt'."

"Of course," said the Pope. "Do you have an eraser?"

omg..that was so funny