CCTV nails sheep-shagging Turk

[mawilson 2,133]

A Turkish citizen faces a fine or possible three years' chokey under German animal

protection laws after a farmer's CCTV system caught him indulging in a bit of

**-ovine sexual interaction, Reuters reports.

The sheeps' owner "became suspicious" last year and duly rigged the video surveillance

set-up. It recorded the unnamed 44-year-old in the act, police in the western region

of Suedhessen explained in a statement.

Spokeswoman Christine Klein said: "He admitted sodomising the animals and had

no explanation for his actions."

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[Niels Bohr 72]

Disgusting.

[Nagishkaw 510]

No explanation for his actions???? How bout just admitting he was horny.

[almaty 19]

hmmmmm............. that sheep f##ker...!

[Robor007 0]

I swear officer, I was just trying to help it over the fence.

[Nagishkaw 510]

He needs to hook up with the Ukranian woman with the vibrator so they can both enjoy a blow.

[rclouse 0]

Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Santa's Little Helper got a girlfriend:

Announcer: And they're in the home stretch. It's -- wait! Another dog

is on the track.

Bart: It's Santa's Little Helper.

Announcer: The mystery dog is gaining fast on the outside. Of course,

he could never win this race...or could he?

[sLH chases the lead dog]

Lisa: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog?

Marge: Uh oh...

Bart: It looks he's trying to jump over her, but he can't quite

make it. Come on, boy, you can do it!

[Marge covers the children's eyes]

--

Yes, there is a Simpsons reference for any occurrence.

[eric&gen 0]

Baaaaaa Baaaaaaaaaaa baaaaaaa

[The_dip_sticks 0]

gross

[Reynaldo 0]

hmmmmm............. that sheep f##ker...!

[peejay 327]

Jail or fine? How about a one-way back to Turkey? Why keep the creep when he can be somewhere else and somebody elses' problemo?

[Nagishkaw 510]

Well, you know what they say...the older the ram, the harder the horn.

[almaty 19]

Well, you know what they say...the older the ram, the harder the horn.

so true sister..

[Ban Hammer 13,970]

The sheeps' owner "became suspicious" last year and duly rigged the video surveillance

set-up.

just how does one become suspicous that someone is banging their sheep?

[Nagishkaw 510]

They are probably withdrawn and asocial. Most likely they sleep a lot and loose their appetites . They also have anger problems and show signs of abnormal sexual aggression .