Rant Another Day [merged threads]

[SAT 9,609]

I'm stuffed from dinner all right...

[SAT 9,609]

My sister's kids are not far off from being like little Gump...

[TBoneTX 45,580]

15 hours ago, SAT said:

This is what I'm gonna do....

Get this set of cheap-azz luggage so Tiff can lend it to her friends/ relatives for their soiled panties....

Then I get a nice set for ourselves.

, man. Tiff will simply give the good stuff to her family, we bet on it man.

15 hours ago, SAT said:

Or better yet. I'll Craigslist some ole used nasty-### suitcases for the "rental fleet"

Had you been with us during today's GS-ing/ES-ing, you'd have been all set already, and at bargain price, get with the program man.

15 hours ago, SAT said:

Tiff would never lend this out, she'd be embarrassed.....

Which is exactly why the good set that you buy will be given to her circle, duh man.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

15 hours ago, NikLR said:

Youre not the only one eating it.  Suck it up princess. 

The only one who THINKS that anyone wants to eat it is Mrs. T-B., she man and see Niki-B. ma'am.

Mrs. T-B. can damned well add it to her OWN portion and not poison anyone else, reality man.

And what possible purpose does it serve to serve one's husband something that he hates, huh man?

15 hours ago, SAT said:

...reacts the guy whose wife had, at last report, cooked him Many meals in Many years, 2x2x2+2+2+1 in 2x2x2 man.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

14 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Here is the little Dane last year

You done good, Nola-B. ma'am.  More fotos of Mini-Dutch, si ma'am.

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14 hours ago, cdneh said:

Still no power, or internet, or landline, but cell coverage is back. He says he does still have a roof, but no windows. The front door closes but not correctly as it won't fit the frame, and they are still looking for the back door, the pool house, the greenhouse. He says there isn't a tree standing, and they can see nearly all the way to the beach now. His company is allowing him some time off, but using his vacation time. Better than a poke in the eye.

Good grief, and not much better, egad and no man.

Wonderful vacation policy from his lovely company, grrr man.

Here on Sunday is predicted the worst non-hurricane weather that we can remember, uh-oh man.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

14 hours ago, cdneh said:

1.  she has a pacemaker and still managed to have runs of V-tach. But they say it's pacing right

2.  Feeble physically Tbone, walking along hanging on to the wall due to dizziness and similar.

Many.  Her confusion and memory issues are pretty much what they are. Well, until they worsen,which they will. Not a pretty picture.

1.  "Intestinal excrement of bulls!" we respond.  Find another cardiac electrophysiologist, Eh ma'am.

2.  That's awful, sigh Eh ma'am.

Many.  Sorry, Eh ma'am.

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13 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Gosh my toe is huge and purple.

Last Post on Page and unread, but we have been idly wondering about the status of Nola-B.'s huge purple toe, fotoes of which are needed, see ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

11 hours ago, SAT said:

Zeng gu shui.... Zeng gu shui

Sorry about your cold or allergies, sneeze man, and English-only outside the regional forums, reported man!!!

3 hours ago, SAT said:

I'm stuffed from dinner all right...

And what delicacies did Tiff serve tonight, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Arose unwillingly after only Many-&-a-half hours' zzz-ing for GS-ing, dedicated we man.

The take, see man:

 

-- 2 large Miller Lite popcorn-bowls = $1, deal man

-- 2 shirts for Mini-B., Nautica dress-shirt for us = $Many ($2+2), deal man

-- Many (2+2) shirts for Mini-B. = $Many ($2x2x2-1), OK man

-- 2 soft bath-towels, 2 warshcloths, 2 scratchpads w/refrigerator magnets, blue jeans = $Many 

     ($2x2x2+1), deal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2+2+2+1), deal man

 

Of note, all of the above were obtained early, bird gets worm man.

Each of the last half-Manyzen stops (including Many [2+1] ESs!) were complete duds, warshout man.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Mrs. T-B. ordered cajoled us to return casa-ward before noon, wanted to go to her gym she man.

We complied and took Mini-B. to lunch at Wendy's, penultimate day before coupon-expirations man.

We two bachelors dined heartily & sloppily, eat like pigs we and wee man.

We brought a carryout salad for Mrs. T-B., use up them coupons man.

 

We then took Mini-B. to PetSmart for a zoo visit, see critters wee man.

Surprisingly few critters, no dogs 2 cats no frogs 2 hamsters several snakes many fish man.

Mini-B. observed and commented on all the available critters, observant wee commentator man.

 

At the end of the block from the casa, our phone rang, who else man.

Mrs. T-B. had returned casa-ward and was worried about us, freak-out she man.

She ate the Wendy's salad with much figurative relish, literal Ranch dressing man.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Mrs. T-B. took Mini-B. to play with his little amigos at the park, recreate wee man with wee men man.

We took a dead-to-the-world nap for 2+ hours, overdue and necessary zzz man.

Upon awakening, we phoned Big Lots, curious we man.

This was/is indeed the weekend for their half-of-halferly Many%-off sale, 2x2x2x2+2+2%-off man.

We phoned Mrs. T-B. for her shopping-list, consult she we man.

 

We spent $Many (including tax, Many digits) on first trip, clean 'em out we man.

We unloaded stuff at the casa and then went back for second round, never too much of a good thing man.

We spent $Many ($2x2x2x2x2) to the penny, couldn't do that twice in a row man.

We were rather re-exhausted after this expedition, exhaust we man.

Nevertheless, we took the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile for urgent gassing, "I have half a tank" ADD she man.

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We wish that we could have taken a foto of cat just now, fotogenic miu man.

She was sound asleep, all paws in air, exposing her soft-&-juicy* tummy-fur, glorious to stroke** man.

 

*Mini-B.'s more youthful description of his corpulent older sister, previous wee man

**At risk of being thoroughly clawed, ouch man

 

She is now purringly occupying our lap and head-butting our hand, type with one hand we man.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Why, when the clothes-dryer stops, are the largest/heaviest items always in front, please explain man.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

New litterbox working to perfection, and not audibly, good-seeming purchase so far man.