Rant Another Day [merged threads]

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Afternoon/evenin', Commie- and other babes with slowly emanating +1 inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

Just got back from BJs wholesale. The luggage sets are not on sale man...

[SAT 9,609]

Ok I grabbed a box of those frozen Jimmy Dean sausage egg and cheese things before. I just realized now they're chicken sausage....

 

Ew...

[cdneh 3,112]

Mother in law safely tucked up in the hospital this evening. Query infarct.  Dyspnea, chest pain, diaphoresis, tremor. The Doc actually offered me the choice, to take her home and watch her, or have her admitted. Seriously?!? Not.

Not comfortable bringing her back here, ten miles out of town in that state. Her cardiologist was in this evening, contrary to what she thought,she's not getting out tomorrow either.

 

Somewhere between ER and the 3rd floor, she lost her cell phone. Called me up on the house phone from her room, all worked up. The only thing I left her, and she lost it. I rang it half a dozen times, and it went to voicemail. Find My Phone showed it was there, somewhere. With her on the phone, I rang ER, and they went to look. Actually found it, unbelievable.

 

So she rang me back not five minutes later from her cell phone to say the nice nurses in ER found it and brought it up to her. I said great! You got it back! I was a little stunned to hear her say, well yes, it's here, I guess, somewhere. Umm...she rang me from it, so yes, she has it back.

 

So, tomorrow, I get to ring her charming daughter and give her the gist. I would really rather be pecked to death by a duck.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

RT has managed to make China look like a nice place to live:

 

 

 

After watching that I was in the middle of watching a Danish political program about Brexit and I quote "Storbritannien er i deep s###".  Yes it was in English and yes it was ridiculous.  

[SAT 9,609]

Uh huh thats why every pregnant Chinawoman is trying to give birth in the USA.....

It's embarrassing and degrading  to have a China birth certificate.

 

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-birth-tourism-persists-20161220-story.html

[SAT 9,609]

Speaking of chinawoman, we haven't seen Stretch in like 8 days. She musta accidentally locked herself in the chicken coop...

[TBoneTX 45,580]

6 hours ago, SAT said:

Just got back from BJs wholesale. The luggage sets are not on sale man...

Go to Tuesday Morning, or an outlet, or (best) a GS or ES,  man.

Remember that this luggage is ultimately NOT for your own use, but for Tiff's family's use, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

4 hours ago, cdneh said:

Mother in law safely tucked up in the hospital this evening. Query infarct.  Dyspnea, chest pain, diaphoresis, tremor. The Doc actually offered me the choice, to take her home and watch her, or have her admitted. Seriously?!? Not.

Not comfortable bringing her back here, Many miles out of town in that state. Her cardiologist was in this evening, contrary to what she thought,she's not getting out tomorrow either.

 

Somewhere between ER and the Many'rd floor, she lost her cell phone. Called me up on the house phone from her room, all worked up. The only thing I left her, and she lost it. I rang it half a Manyzen times, and it went to voicemail. Find My Phone showed it was there, somewhere. With her on the phone, I rang ER, and they went to look. Actually found it, unbelievable.

 

So she rang me back not Many minutes later from her cell phone to say the nice nurses in ER found it and brought it up to her. I said great! You got it back! I was a little stunned to hear her say, well yes, it's here, I guess, somewhere. Umm...she rang me from it, so yes, she has it back.

 

So, tomorrow, I get to ring her charming daughter and give her the gist. I would really rather be pecked to death by a duck.

So now tell us how you really feel, Eh ma'am.  And do ducks peck, huh man?

Let us know if the heart trouble (if it is that) is ischemic or nonischemic, eh Eh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

3 hours ago, SAT said:

Speaking of chinawoman, we haven't seen Stretch in like Many days. She musta accidentally locked herself in the chicken coop...

We read this as "chicken poop," perhaps our bedtime man.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Mrs. T-B. began the day looking for some casa paperwork in our office, search she man.

She ended up cleaning/straightening the whole place except for our desk, all-day job she man.

We warned her throughout the day NOT to throw out anything important, no Tiff man!

Mrs. T-B. insists that she threw out "only boxes, bags, and old magazines," insist she man.

However, we noticed Many large trash-bags in our outside can, warning alert man.

She knows about Tiff and what we would do if she emulated Tiff in this way, permanent exile man.

Until we discover what's missing, we must admit that the place looks nicer, room to maneuver man.

Furthermore, Mrs. T-B. seems to have fizzicly damaged herself during this process, call the rubias man.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

After much research, we bought the cat a new, functioning electronic litterbox, poop-in-style miu man.

Our Petco store gave us the on-line price, Many% savings man.

Mini-B. helped us set it up, participatory wee man.

It's narrower yet deeper than previous one, design differences man.

It is also MUCH quieter, auditory relief man.

 

Cat sniffed it thoroughly, then used it for first time, #1 miu man.

When box went off Many minutes later, cat went on full alert, what's this new noise man.

She then sniffed everything thoroughly before declaring satisfaction by jumping in our lap, satisfied miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Current bank regretfully states that we have exceeded Federal deposit limits in POTS receipts, overfilled man.

We visit another bank on Friday morn to interview them, one choice among many man.

The one wooing us with the plushest red carpet/biggest brass band might have the ultimate edge, first impressions count man.

Afterwards, we plan to hit a GS and an ES, and to donate plastic bags to our favorite resale shop, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', paint-nailing Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

  Do you know what I really didn't need this morning?  What appears to be a bad toe fracture, maybe dislocated.  

 

 

I'm waiting on my husband to get home from work to bring me to the doctor.  This isn't one I'm going to be able to set myself.