Rant Another Day [merged threads]

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Steve, I heard your favorite mayor may have some competition from someone who hasn't lived in the city and moved to Chappaqua from Arkansas just to run for the senate seat.

 

#reversecarpetbagging

[Ontarkie 14,303]

10 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

I got a sore throat starting last night too, all the yucks to that.

 

Doctor Google informs me that sore throat coupled with neck pain means I've got meningitis.

 

Doctor Google needs to go back to medical school.

Oh yes doctor google needs to go back to school. I have an appointment at 2pm I need to be better I have an event on Saturday. 

[SAT 9,609]

24 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I thought I was getting the flu, but I think it's strep and sinus infection. My tonsils are bigger then golf balls and my head feels like it's about to explode. 

Go to the doctor!

You need antibiotics.

[Ontarkie 14,303]

Just now, SAT said:

Go to the doctor!

You need antibiotics.

Yes Dad, I have an appointment for this afternoon

[SAT 9,609]

17 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Steve, I heard your favorite mayor may have some competition from someone who hasn't lived in the city and moved to Chappaqua from Arkansas just to run for the senate seat.

 

#reversecarpetbagging

It wouldn't surprise me  Preet Bharara (former US attorney) will be the next mayor. 

[SAT 9,609]

So, this morning, after I left for the office, another a hole felt that he can park in my private spot. I had it ticketed. He moves, then 3 minutes later, another a hole parks there. 

It was never like this before all  fooks moved into the hood. 

 

So, do I absolutely hate illegals?

Yes, I do. 

 

 

[SAT 9,609]

And I had a ###### garbage can in the middle of the spot! This a hole got out, moved my garbage can, and parked his car there. 

 

This last one left his # on his windshield. Why would you do that? Because he knows he's blocking my driveway! But did it anyway. 

 

 

[Ontarkie 14,303]

That would drive me nuts

 

[SAT 9,609]

In NYC, taxes are doubled for properties with driveways.

That's  why the 311 (non-emergency 911) system responds to blocked driveways in a hurry. 

The cars are ticketed, towing companies are allowed to charge around 400 to tow the car, billable to the car owner, and collect the 135 for the summons issued on behalf of the city. 550 bucks for blocking a driveway, yet they do it all day long. 

There are  plenty of  parking spots for rent around here for 3-500 a month. But the Fook-math don't add up...

[SAT 9,609]

I'm going to sell my house to fooks for 2 gazillion dollars. They'll chip in  20 families to buy it. Then I'm going to live in.....bum ###### Wyoming. Where the first Chinatown in  America really was. 

Edited March 16, 2017 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

17 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Yes Dad, I have an appointment for this afternoon

1- who yo daddy baby....

 

2- you need to make appointments at the bait store?

[SAT 9,609]

Here's Trophie waiting for the train...

 

http://nypost.com/2017/03/16/commuters-get-wiped-out-by-massive-amtrak-avalanche/

[Ontarkie 14,303]

Haha 

 

I had some jerk park in my driveway rather then park in the church parking lot where they went. The gooph then dumped his ashtray in my yard too. I've also had members there think it's ok to sit on my raised flower beds and smoke. Needless to say they haven't done that in awhile and if they know better they won't do it again. 

[SAT 9,609]

You should hate hillbillies...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

And I had a ###### garbage can in the middle of the spot! This a hole got out, moved my garbage can, and parked his car there. 

 

This last one left his # on his windshield. Why would you do that? Because he knows he's blocking my driveway! But did it anyway. 

 

 

 

See you could have extorted him for half of the ticket and tow price.

 

Window of opportunity missed.