Rant Another Day [merged threads]

[SAT 9,609]

Here's Turtle ? at Ringling Bros...

 

[TBoneTX 46,125]

23 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I betcha right now that Steve would trade his bombogenesis storm for my Many F weather this morning.

Toooo cold to snow, lol!

It's Many F. here, si & feel man.

About 2x2x2x2x2x2+2 degrees F., medium breeze, cloudless sky, glorious man.

Texas Glorious, Nueva York/Elsewhere inglorious, so there man.

22 hours ago, SAT said:

Man if this is hype, it's the worse I've seen. 

They've closed the schools for tomorrow. 

The weather people are talking gloom and doom.

People are emptying the store shelves...

Long lines at the gas station...

See above, q.v. man.

22 hours ago, SAT said:

This is where the rotisserie chicken was...

Ontarklar bought all the rotisserie chickens to breed them, she ma'am.

[TBoneTX 46,125]

22 hours ago, cdneh said:

Here, it's milk and bread. For me, it's bog roll. I actually once had a lady peer into my cart, which only had half a Manyzen items in it, and tell me I 'wasn't nearly panicked enough' I never panic. I'm prepared. Boy scout like.

Number of cart items precised, and foto of Eh ma'am in Boy Scout uniform now, see Eh ma'am.

22 hours ago, SAT said:

Craps I didn't even go check the boat...

Many brave boats are asleep in the deep, take a dive man.

22 hours ago, SAT said:

Man I better go check the boat...

Many brave boats are asleep in the deep, take a dive man.

19 hours ago, SAT said:

There's a lot of traffic out. And everyone is doing Many mph these dopes. It's nice out right now. They're wreaking havoc on the roads already. 

Maybe we thankfully exported all of our daily turtles to Nueva York, fitting fate man...

17 hours ago, Dilorena said:

 

Went to my first waxing appointment for legs and my ''bikini'' area.

I was TERRIFIED but actually, it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

Thank you, spaniards for making us super hairy. Oh and for smallpox too.  

Fotos of waxed D2 ma'am with smallpox now, see D2 ma'am.

17 hours ago, Dilorena said:

Maybe now Tbone will stop saying ''ew ew'' since my legs are hairy no more!

Fotos of unhairy D2 ma'am's legs now, see D2 lower extremities ma'am.

16 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

A full and luscious head of hair...

Foto of nonbald Nola-B. now, see ma'am...

16 hours ago, SAT said:

Now they're talking Many mph winds...

Wind speed precised, AccuWeather man.

[TBoneTX 46,125]

16 hours ago, SAT said:

And now it's up  2 feet of snow too...

Texas Many, _____ ____ ____, man.

16 hours ago, cdneh said:

1.  The power was off for Many days

2.  The Island lost Many+ power poles

1.  That's either borderline-tolerable or too long, sigh Eh ma'am.

2.  How can one lose more than Many of anything, huh Eh ma'am?

15 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

So last week here?

we were between Many-Many mph

Blew the roof off our playset

our house was shaking all day

it was a complete white out

Texas ____, etc., broken record man.

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

This is how my morning has gone:

 

Got up and couldn't move my neck.

 

Toddler had gigantic poop explosion everywhere on the way out the door because my husband put him in a diaper that was too small this morning.

 

Consequently, older child was 1 minute late to school and of course, the doors were locked.

 

They don't let the kids in by themselves when the door are locked, but I was in my pajamas, had a kid with no winter clothes on, and wasn't sure if I had poop on me... so I made her go in alone with a note that said I wasn't getting out of the car.

 

Then, I get home and my husband has yet again forgotten to take out the trash on trash day.  So I, with locked neck, have to lug it outside.

Foto of poopy Nola-B. necking now, see ma'am.

[TBoneTX 46,125]

3 hours ago, cdneh said:

It always make me laugh, when the weather churns up the East Coast and stops dead at the border

No Canadian visa, that's why Eh ma'am.

2 hours ago, Dilorena said:

you're right about that, at least it's easier to control the extra hair in the body than the lack of hair on the head.

Foto of controlled D2 ma'am, see D2 ma'am.

2 hours ago, cdneh said:

a Kodak moment.

Or, given those winter fotos, a Kodiak moment, Alaska-worthy man.

2 hours ago, Dilorena said:

kids are worth it? tell me they're worth it.

What would we do without Mini-Bone, huh D2 ma'am?

What would Ontarklar do without her Many,000 offspring and those being incubated now, huh D2 ma'am?

2 hours ago, Dilorena said:

I've never seen the snow in my life,  I heard it's a massive pain in the butt.

Snow is agua gorda, D2 ma'am.  It might be pretty as it falls, but once it's down, it's useless, egad man.  It gets dirty and discolored, yuck man.  Our best buddy in hyskool used to eat yellow snow, ingest he man.  If we never see another snowflake, we won't care, oj nie.

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

As I was cleaning poop off the walls and my hands, I debated this topic to myself.

Fotos of poop-cleaned Nola-B. now, see ma'am.

1 hour ago, SAT said:

Man they're worth it. 

Look at Stretch...

Si, man -- Many,000 offspring, and pregnant now with twins, Manylets, or Manyruplets, ultrasound pending man.

[TBoneTX 46,125]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

I ventured outside.

This looks like a foto from the 1ManyMany's, or 2x2x2x2x2x2 years ago, good grief man.

[TBoneTX 46,125]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

Here's Turtle ? at Ringling Bros...

So cute, junior she ma'am.

D2 take note, see junior she D2 ma'am.

[TBoneTX 46,125]

Everyone was surely pining for us during last night's absence, no see we man.

We finally found the donation slips to enable completion of our taxes, grrrRRR man.

They were clipped all together in one of the logical places to look for them, grrrRRR man.

We spent Many hours last night finishing the ciphering to enable filling out the forms, algebraic we man.

By close estimate, we shall either owe or get back approximately $Many, confident we man.

However, the 2x2x2+2+2 Tax CPAs are still cipherin' the POTS income, one for each month man.

[TBoneTX 46,125]

Mrs. T-B. turns Many years old tomorrow, aging she man.

Actually, she will be Many years old for the second time, that too man.

P-math enables flexibility in stating one's age, oj tak.

We, Mrs. T-B., Mini-B., & cat are each Many years old, to wit man.

Nothing like living in an egalitarian casa-hold, conclusion man.

[TBoneTX 46,125]

Mrs. T-B. likes the idea of going out for din-din to Langosta Roja (Red Lobster), ingest we man.

Mini-B. likes Langosta Roja too, see & comment on langostas wee man.

We think that we have a $Many coupon off 2 dinners, perfect timing man.

[Ontarkie 14,496]

2 hours ago, Dilorena said:

Oh c r a p .

Sorry, couldn't help myself 

but kids are worth it? tell me they're worth it. 

 

Yes kids are worth it. Husbands on the other hand 

1 hour ago, SAT said:

Man they're worth it. 

Look at Stretch...

I would change a thing well maybe one or two things. Like find the Hillbilly earlier and have more kids with him  

19 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

No Canadian visa, that's why Eh ma'am.

Foto of controlled D2 ma'am, see D2 ma'am.

Or, given those winter fotos, a Kodiak moment, Alaska-worthy man.

What would we do without Mini-Bone, huh D2 ma'am?

What would Ontarklar do without her Many,000 offspring and those being incubated now, huh D2 ma'am?

Snow is agua gorda, D2 ma'am.  It might be pretty as it falls, but once it's down, it's useless, egad man.  It gets dirty and discolored, yuck man.  Our best buddy in hyskool used to eat yellow snow, ingest he man.  If we never see another snowflake, we won't care, oj nie.

Fotos of poop-cleaned Nola-B. now, see ma'am.

Si, man -- Many,000 offspring, and pregnant now with twins, Manylets, or Manyruplets, ultrasound pending man.

I think I've been pregnant with manys longer then and elephant is pregnant 

10 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Mrs. T-B. turns Many years old tomorrow, aging she man.

Actually, she will be Many years old for the second time, that too man.

P-math enables flexibility in stating one's age, oj tak.

We, Mrs. T-B., Mini-B., & cat are each Many years old, to wit man.

Nothing like living in an egalitarian casa-hold, conclusion man.

Happy Birthday to the Mrs

[TBoneTX 46,125]

10 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

1.  Yes kids are worth it. Husbands on the other hand 

2.  find the Hillbilly earlier and have more kids with him  

Many.  I think I've been pregnant with manys longer then and elephant is pregnant 

Many.  Happy Birthday to the Mrs

1.  Trashing husbands, D ma'am!  Reported!!!

2.  Still plenty of time, get crackin' D ma'am!

Many.  So pop 'em out already and start with the next batch,  D ma'am!

Many.  Gracias, D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 46,125]

Oh, our heavens...

Unparalleled demand for Blarney Seats, order yours today too man.

Mostly from the Nor'eastern coast, socked-in man.

Denizens looking for every possible way to cheer themselves amidst the weather, smart man.

Order your POTS today, in time for St. Patrick's Day delivery snow or no snow, no snow job man!

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Afternoon/evenin', completely absent Commie- and other babes with presumed +1 inventories!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Mrs. T-B. turns Many years old tomorrow, aging she man.

Actually, she will be Many years old for the second time, that too man.

P-math enables flexibility in stating one's age, oj tak.

 

I'm going to be 29 for a while.

 

[Asia 2,499]

Nola, sorry to hear about your terrible day. I hope today's the better one

I hope you all are safe during the whole snow storm. They've said that tons of flights have been cancelled, schools have been closed and all.

Take care and stay warm!