Rant Another Day [merged threads]

[SAT 9,609]

Man aren't you from like Australia?

[Dianalorena 1,153]

14 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

A blessing and a curse it is.  I got my problem from my British side, but as a plus, it means a full and luscious head of hair...

you're right about that, at least it's easier to control the extra hair in the body than the lack of hair on the head. 

 

[cdneh 3,112]

I haven't got a photo of that. It was somewhere in the mid 1980's, and who knows where that box of photos is. If there ever were any. Not every moment, living as a single parent in a crummy flat above a pawn shop was a Kodak moment.

[Dianalorena 1,153]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

This is how my morning has gone:

 

Got up and couldn't move my neck.

 

Toddler had gigantic poop explosion everywhere on the way out the door because my husband put him in a diaper that was too small this morning.

 

Consequently, older child was 1 minute late to school and of course, the doors were locked.

 

They don't let the kids in by themselves when the door are locked, but I was in my pajamas, had a kid with no winter clothes on, and wasn't sure if I had poop on me... so I made her go in alone with a note that said I wasn't getting out of the car.

 

Then, I get home and my husband has yet again forgotten to take out the trash on trash day.  So I, with locked neck, have to lug it outside.

 

Oh c r a p .

Sorry, couldn't help myself 

but kids are worth it? tell me they're worth it. 

 

[Dianalorena 1,153]

Wow look at all that snow. I've never seen the snow in my life,  I heard it's a massive pain in the butt. 

but I'm still curious. 

[SAT 9,609]

What do people pawn in PEI? Livestock?

[cdneh 3,112]

7 minutes ago, SAT said:

What do people pawn in PEI? Livestock?

Drum kits, from memory. Cameras and lenses. TV's. The usual suspects, no livestock.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

28 minutes ago, Dilorena said:

Oh c r a p .

Sorry, couldn't help myself 

but kids are worth it? tell me they're worth it. 

 

 

As I was cleaning poop off the walls and my hands, I debated this topic to myself.

[Dianalorena 1,153]

1 minute ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

As I was cleaning poop off the walls and my hands, I debated this topic to myself.

But... how... did it get on the walls? I have so many questions. I'm clueless, and mortified. 

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

4 minutes ago, Dilorena said:

But... how... did it get on the walls? I have so many questions. I'm clueless, and mortified. 

 

If you really must know, as I was attempting to remove the clothes completely covered in poop, either the baby or the clothes touched the walls.  

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Although, I wouldn't be surprised if he, as many toddlers, one day decides to make poop art.

[SAT 9,609]

12 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

As I was cleaning poop off the walls and my hands, I debated this topic to myself.

Man they're worth it. 

Look at Stretch...

[SAT 9,609]

11 minutes ago, Dilorena said:

But... how... did it get on the walls? I have so many questions. I'm clueless, and mortified. 

Kids know magic.

Trophie you better check the ceiling...

[SAT 9,609]

 

The a-whole rooster sucker mayor is on TV blaming this storm on global warming...

[SAT 9,609]

I ventured outside.