Rant Another Day [merged threads]

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Saturday GS report, such as it is see man:

 

Truncated itinerary because of Uncle T-B.'s move, sigh man.

First stop phantom, grrrRRRR man.

At second stop, got a 2+2+2-pack containing 2+2 indoor Many-watt floodlamps = $2, deal man.

Many'rd stop was an ES that we had cleaned out months before, address looked familiar man.

 

Might have chance to visit some ESs on Sunday, amidst laundry man.

ESs typically extend longer than do GSs and are less often canceled, benefits to ESs man.

However, we might be too tired or be in charge of Mini-B., young minors not allowed at most ESs man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

The Rojo is he whom we wish would free us from Mrs. T-B., pelo rojo he man.

However, she apparently still loves us and won't leave us for him, si and sigh man.

We had the rubias long before we met Mrs. T-B., seniority they man.

We wonder when their remarkable patience and understanding will diminish, shudder man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

5 minutes ago, Dilorena said:

Well that's part of being married, right?

If you don't turn into a monthly monsterette and don't go loca during your First Manymester, hubby is lucky, D2 ma'am.

[Dianalorena 1,153]

Just now, TBoneTX said:

If you don't turn into a monthly monsterette and don't go loca during your First Manymester, hubby is lucky, D2 ma'am.

I'm thinking hormones can't be fought! they're real, Mr. Bone. They suck! 

You can feel them taking over your body and you can't fully control them. 

I'm scared about having kids. sigh 

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Oh, great, man -- forgot about Laundry Load #1 baking & LL#2 warshered, won't fold #2 tonight man.

See the dangers of distracting men with Fallopian chat, huh ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Just now, Dilorena said:

I'm thinking hormones can't be fought! they're real, Mr. Bone. They suck! 

You can feel them taking over your body and you can't fully control them.

Where there's a will there's a way, D2 ma'am.

Unfortunately, your sisters-in-blood become out-of-control, sigh man.

And we have posted graphic details about Mrs. T-B.'s First Manymester, shudder man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Leaving to perform our Thread Laundress duties, job of husband never done man.

[Dianalorena 1,153]

1 minute ago, TBoneTX said:

Where there's a will there's a way, D2 ma'am.

Unfortunately, your sisters-in-blood become out-of-control, sigh man.

And we have posted graphic details about Mrs. T-B.'s First Manymester, shudder man.

I can only imagine!

you're a trooper, Mr. Bone 

[Dianalorena 1,153]

Off to bleed, I mean, sleep.

good night everyone!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

3 minutes ago, Dilorena said:

I'm thinking hormones can't be fought! they're real, Mr. Bone. They suck! 

You can feel them taking over your body and you can't fully control them. 

I'm scared about having kids. sigh 

 

It is like the lady version of roid rage.

 

Be scared, be very scared.  I think couples who choose not to have kids seem happy and relaxed.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

16 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

I think couples who choose not to have kids seem happy and relaxed.

Until they realize that no one will carry on the bloodline or family name, si and sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Saturday-night Thread Laundress report, see man:

 

We presciently, and fortunately, warshered/baked the bath towels before w'ing/b'ing the kitchen rags, si man.

Can leave latter but not former in dryer overnight, get to bed at reasonable hour we man.

 

That's the good news, prepare yourselves man.

 

Mrs. T-B., yet again, has ruined not one, but two, good white bathmats, grrrRRRR man.

She got hair-coloring or some indelible substance on both, takes some doing man.

Not even prewarsh spray or hot/heavy warshering overcame this, no and sigh man.

This makes at least Many -- yes, Many -- bathmats that Mrs. T-B. has irrevocably fouled, grrr man.

When we confront her, she will adopt a terrified ADD look, flash the puppy-dog eyes, and state, "It was an accident," we know she man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Cat perceives fold-laundrying as a precursor to brushing, conclusive miu man.

She is now corpulently and purringly on our lap, up-sucking miu man.

Little does she know that we must also de-dish the warsher, unaware miu man.

Furthermore, if we fail to brush her long or satisfyingly enough, she will try to eat our leg, displeased miu man.

Women, good grief man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

De-dish cat prep* zzz** man.

 

*to include a mega-antihistamine and mega-ibuprofen, wrecked sinuses & back moving Uncle T-B. we man

**surely to be augmented by Heap Strong Medicine detailed just above, zzz we man

 

Mornin', highly absent Commie-, profusely bleeding, and other babes with cruelly hoarded +1 inventories!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Until they realize that no one will carry on the bloodline or family name, si and sigh man.

Sometimes that can be a good thing or rather unimportant with a common name.  My husband, for example, has a very common Danish last name.  My maiden name is exceedingly uncommon (just close family lineage, all traceable), but I'd rather it died off.