Rant Another Day [merged threads]

[TBoneTX 45,572]

15 hours ago, SAT said:

Time to gather all the tax stuff.....

We have Many (2x2x2+2+2) Tax CPAs for the Pre-Owned Toilet Seat business -- one for each month, si man.

Conversely, we can't find anywhere all our donation receipts for the past year, grrrr man.

We have a much better system in mind for this year, but it doesn't help with last year, si and no man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

5 hours ago, SAT said:

I have ZERO %@#*& suitcases left. Down from like Many a few years ago.

Tiff threw them out because they were old (= used once) or she didn't recognize what they were for, sigh man.

Or, she donated them to her thuggy friends, bye man.

File a lawsuitcase, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

5 hours ago, SAT said:

How long will I hav ethese before they #$@&^% disappear....

Fixed by divorce palliated by a Malaysian Embassy refund, perhaps man?

[TBoneTX 45,572]

2 hours ago, cdneh said:

I've got Many-year-old luggage. Umbrellas? I've bought Many of those in Many years, and I've not got a single one.

P-math applied,  Eh ma'am.

We have just donated Many (2x2x2-1) umbrellas from the casa of Aunt & Uncle T-B., could have saved you one Eh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

1 hour ago, Dilorena said:

horrible menstrual cramps. They abruptly woke me up at Many AM and I had to rush to wash my sheets and shorts  before they were stained forever, the joys of being a lady.

The above is "Fallopian chat" and is prohibited in this thread,  D2 ma'am.

10 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

1.  You and I are cycle buddies.  Mine started today too!  It is my shortest cycle off metformin in years just from cutting most of the sugar I had been eating out of my diet.

 

2.  I don't get the staining thing, though.  I've heard other women talk about throwing out clothes and stuff, but I've never not been able to get stains out.  I even use cloth pads for some of my cycle and they don't stain either.  

1.  Fallopian Chat and prohibited,  Nola-B. ma'am.  Reported!!!

2.  Thread Laundress chat and prohibited except by we, Nola-B. ma'am.  Reported!!!

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Mrs. T-B. has decided that Mini-B. needs a brother, repeat mini-he man.

She has been caucusing with her OB-GYN, shameless collusion she & he man.

We are going to have to cooperate in the directed manner, leave us alone man.

What did we do to deserve this, huh man?

Why can't Mrs. T-B. focus solely on the Rojo as we have encouraged her to do, huh man?

Why can't we focus solely on the Many (2+2+2) rubias, huh man?

Shoot us now, beg we man.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

5 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Mrs. T-B. has decided that Mini-B. needs a brother, repeat mini-he man.

She has been caucusing with her OB-GYN, shameless collusion she & he man.

We are going to have to cooperate in the directed manner, leave us alone man.

What did we do to deserve this, huh man?

Why can't Mrs. T-B. focus solely on the Rojo as we have encouraged her to do, huh man?

Why can't we focus solely on the Many (2+2+2) rubias, huh man?

Shoot us now, beg we man.

You don't want to cooperate?  Too old to get it going?

 

We're preventing for the moment, which is weird.... 

[Dianalorena 1,153]

27 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

I don't even bother with umbrellas here anymore ... the wind is so strong that it just turns them all inside out.

 

You and I are cycle buddies.  Mine started today too!  It is my shortest cycle off metformin in years just from cutting most of the sugar I had been eating out of my diet.

 

I don't get the staining thing, though.  I've heard other women talk about throwing out clothes and stuff, but I've never not been able to get stains out.  I even use cloth pads for some of my cycle and they don't stain either.  

yay cycle buddies!

 

I know I should eat better but oh well. I've been working so much and feeling so stressed that unfortunately I reward myself with food, working on it.

I wasn't wearing a pad since I'm pretty regular but it actually started 4 days early and I didn't have any PMS symptoms this time around (I usually get a few really bad ones) You're quite lucky! my blood certainly doesn't want to come off. I was so scared because I'm currently at an airbnb, but thankfully it didn't get to the mattress! 

 

[Dianalorena 1,153]

19 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

The above is "Fallopian chat" and is prohibited in this thread,  D2 ma'am.

1.  Fallopian Chat and prohibited,  Nola-B. ma'am.  Reported!!!

2.  Thread Laundress chat and prohibited except by we, Nola-B. ma'am.  Reported!!!

so, no ''girly stuff'' permitted while ranting? I believe painful bleeding from our vaginas constitutes as one of the most valid reasons to rant. Don't be ovary-ly dramatic, man!

 

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Uncle T-B. is relocated to new unit in his independent-living complex, achievement man.

After very brief GS run (q.v. below, q.v. man), we went over at half-past Many a.m. to assist, helpful we man.

 

Mama T-B. already there demanding and commanding, no-nonsense at-wit's-end senior she man.

Uncle T-B. sitting there looking sleepy, zzz senior he man.

Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. showed up just after we did, welcome distraction from maternal yelling man.

 

Donation-retrieval guys showed up precisely as & when promised, never a doubt man.

Quickly disassembled Aunt T-B.'s bedroom furniture and carted it downstairs, bye stuff man.

Returned to take staggering load of bagged/sundry items, bye more stuff man.

 

Aunt T-B.'s bedroom quite literally plastered with dust, measurably thick man.

We were assigned clean-up of old newspapers from behind bed, Dust Monsters man.

Mrs. T-B. out-cleaned refrigerator, wear industrial nose-mask she man.

We will definitely hire a regular maid for Uncle T-B. in his new crib, preventive measures man.

 

We & Mini-B. left for Arby's on a lunch run for all, coupons conveniently brandished man.

Cashieress was the champion dimwit of all time, grrrRRRRRRR man.

Up-screwed the order & up-screwed the charges, dimwitted she man.

Order took fully Many (2x2x2x2+2+2+2+1) minutes to complete, grrrRRRRRR man.

Employees spent most of that time staring at the order-screen & jabbering in Spanish, paralyzed they man.

Meanwhile, Mrs. T-B. phoned to say that the movers' arrival was imminent, adding to drama man.

We finally said, "Less paralysis and more action, please, folks," had it we man.

Mini-B. asked us why he shouldn't ring the good-service bell at the exit, innocent wee man.

 

Good lunch had by all, ingest we and she and wee and senior she and senior he man.

In fact, Uncle T-B. described it as "a real treat," appreciative senior he man.

Mama T-B. quit yelling at us, apparently also-appreciative senior she man.

 

After lunch, we & Mini-B. were sent off, bachelor outing we & wee man.

Took Mini-B. to get his hairs cut, shaggy wee man.

Mini-B. behaved magnificently, up-growing wee man.

Afterwards, he declared, "I'm more handsome than you now, Daddy," clean-cut wee man.

 

Returned to casa, where Mini-B. played computer games and we napped, major zzz we man.

Cat joined us, zzz with we miu man.

Just before, Mrs. T-B. called to say that the movers had no moving equipment, grrrr she man.

They furthermore spoke zero English and she was the translatrix, bilingual she man.

Mama T-B. was going apewaste about all this, Mrs. T-B. reported man.

We asked Mrs. T-B. not to call during our nap, compliant she man.

 

Move accomplished in 2 to Many hours, somehow man.

Mrs. T-B. returned to casa exhausted and made beeline for shower, de-dust she man.

Mama T-B. called us to yell, "How many other Many-year-old ladies would do all this, huh man?", yell she man.

(Part, or much, of problem is that Mama T-B. is a control-freak, control we she man.)

(Of course, we dared not venture this reply, fear for our life and inheritance man.)

 

We then went, in the cold rain, to a newish Aldi, brandishing two $Many-off-a-$Many-purchase coupons, thrifty we man.

Aldi store one of the newer/bigger/trendier types, too much organic/fancy garbage man.

We had to ask where to find regular hot dogs, not brats or sausages good grief man.

With use of coupon, spent ($Many - 2+2+1) versus $Many, thrift achieved man.

In cold rain, trunked stuff in T-B.-mobile, trunk we man.

In cold rain, returned inside with second $Many-off-a-$Many-purchase coupon, doubly thrifty we man.

Bought Many (2x2x2+2+2) boxes of quick-cook rice, staple of Mrs. T-B.'s casa man.

With use of coupon, spent ($Many - 2+2+1) versus $Many, thrift achieved man.

Briefly entertained idea of gassing T-B.-mobile, but wearied of activity & cold rain, enough for we man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

26 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

You don't want to cooperate?  Too old to get it going?

Or, married too long to want to get it going*, huh man?  Too many rubias who cannot be ignored, huh man?

*We know Many -- yes, Many -- husbands like this, reality man.

The reality is the horror of the First Manymester of pregnancy, We Married a Monsterette man.

Edited March 5, 2017 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,572]

16 minutes ago, Dilorena said:

I wasn't wearing a pad since I'm pretty regular but it actually started Many days early and I didn't have any PMS symptoms this time around (I usually get a few really bad ones) You're quite lucky! my blood certainly doesn't want to come off. I was so scared because I'm currently at an airbnb, but thankfully it didn't get to the mattress!

Continued Fallopian chat, D2 ma'am!  Reported!!!

[TBoneTX 45,572]

13 minutes ago, Dilorena said:

so, no ''girly stuff'' permitted while ranting? I believe painful bleeding from our vaginas constitutes as one of the most valid reasons to rant.

Married guys hear more than enough about this stuff -- yes, stuff -- monthly or more often, plug ears man.

The only thing worse than hearing about it is stopping it via pregnancy and the First Manymester, shudder we man.

This is why we prefer to consort with the rubias and encourage Mrs. T-B. to do similarly with the Rojo, please man.

[Dianalorena 1,153]

1 minute ago, TBoneTX said:

Continued Fallopian chat, D2 ma'am!  Reported!!!

 

 

[Dianalorena 1,153]

1 minute ago, TBoneTX said:

Married guys hear more than enough about this stuff -- yes, stuff -- monthly or more often, plug ears man.

The only thing worse than hearing about it is stopping it via pregnancy and the First Manymester, shudder we man.

This is why we prefer to consort with the rubias and encourage Mrs. T-B. to do similarly with the Rojo, please man.

the Rojo sounds like a pretty badass hero, like El Zorro. 

Except this guy just terrorizes girl's moods and underwear. We can have him write an ''R'' in red. 

Well that's part of being married, right? Be understating. it really is bloody awful and not funny, period. 

Okay I'm done