Rant Another Day [merged threads]

[SAT 9,609]

FFS now she wants to bring little Gump with us to the circus. WT-F is wrong with her. She must know that I don't like little Gump right?

Bringing Little Gump to the circus is the job of big Gump.

 

 

[Ontarkie 14,294]

1 hour ago, cdneh said:

Something  about spending your evening in the fraidy hole with a hyperactive dog. I hate tornado warnings. Round one over, round two due after midnight.

Oh man stay safe. I think the storm has passed us.

 

1 hour ago, SAT said:

FFS now she wants to bring little Gump with us to the circus. WT-F is wrong with her. She must know that I don't like little Gump right?

Bringing Little Gump to the circus is the job of big Gump.

 

 

Tell her too late no more tickets

[Dianalorena 1,153]

I'm still feeling al little feverish from the vaccines, hopefully tomorrow will be better.

Finally less than a month until I see my skinny guy again. Going through my wedding pictures reminds me that this process is worth it. Every single day of it. 

[TBoneTX 45,572]

16 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

They are nice cats and if I wasn't allergic, I would happily adopt one.  Last time as it was, just petting one gave me what seemed to be a migraine the next day.  In any case, if no one has figured out what to do with them by summer, it might be time to enquire with the neighbors and see if they need to be brought to the animal shelter, before we have a cat army and they all decide to use the sand in the play area in the backyard as a giant litter box.

Fight through the allergies, Nola-B. ma'am; too many kitties need homes and love, miu man.

15 hours ago, SAT said:

Tiff wants me to get Many tickets for this.....

See next observation, see next man.

15 hours ago, SAT said:

Speaking of suckers,

See above, see above man.

15 hours ago, SAT said:

OK, the nanny has now caused the Little Turtle to be equally as loud...

See above and above, see above and above man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

13 hours ago, Dilorena said:

My arm still hurts like hell.

I don't feel like getting up and working today ugh. 

Fotos of hurting-like-hell arms, see upper-extremities-of-D2 ma'am.

13 hours ago, SAT said:

We've had some nice weather here...

, hee hee man

10 hours ago, SAT said:

Oh man it's hard to get thru my day without a nap...

Wella, WELLA!  Finally something with which we agree, amazing man!

3 hours ago, cdneh said:

Something  about spending your evening in the fraidy hole with a hyperactive dog. I hate tornado warnings. Round one over, round two due after midnight.

There's no place like home, no man... there's no place like home, no man... there's no place like home, no man...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

7 minutes ago, Dilorena said:

I'm still feeling al little feverish from the vaccines, hopefully tomorrow will be better.

Finally less than a month until I see my skinny guy again. Going through my wedding pictures reminds me that this process is worth it. Every single day of it. 

 

Your new love is cute.

 

I remember when we were all cute when we were apart.

 

And then we lived together and for a long while, my husband sought to appease me by any means necessary.  He doesn't do that anymore.  

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

3 hours ago, cdneh said:

Something  about spending your evening in the fraidy hole with a hyperactive dog. I hate tornado warnings. Round one over, round two due after midnight.

 

I don't like tornado things either.  We get them intermittently over the summer and usually my greatest fear is hail damage to the cars.  I'm not looking forward to doing them this summer with the grumpy toddler.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

3 hours ago, SAT said:

Omg we  have high winds for Many days  too...

Hence , hee hee man.

3 hours ago, SAT said:

FFS now she wants to bring little Gump with us to the circus. WT-F is wrong with her. She must know that I don't like little Gump right?

Bringing Little Gump to the circus is the job of big Gump.

And guess who will cave like a spelunker, huh man...

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

Tell her too late no more tickets

He will tell her, "Yes, Dear," and be led around further by the ring in his nose, sigh man.

[Dianalorena 1,153]

1 minute ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

Your new love is cute.

 

I remember when we were all cute when we were apart.

 

And then we lived together and for a long while, my husband sought to appease me by any means necessary.  He doesn't do that anymore.  

haha I know it is something that will change with time, for now i'm enjoying how much I miss him, and looking forward to being bored with him and fighting over what we should have for dinner! 

[TBoneTX 45,572]

4 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

my husband sought to appease me by any means necessary.

We simply tell Mrs. T-B. to CTR (Call The Rojo), imaginary counterpart to the rubias man.

2 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

I don't like tornado things

Insulting Ontarklar's Many'th offspring, Nola-B. ma'am!  Reported!!!

[TBoneTX 45,572]

3 minutes ago, Dilorena said:

fighting over what we should have for dinner

Steveklar does this with Tiff all the time, and loses a full Many% of the time, throughout history man.

[Dianalorena 1,153]

1 minute ago, TBoneTX said:

Steveklar does this with Tiff all the time, and loses a full Many% of the time, throughout history man.

it's how it is. the eternal battle for the FOODS.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Tiff loves to cook, verily she man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Awoke at o'dark-Many, truncated zzz man.

Prepped ourself hurriedly amidst major gastrointestinal distress, utilize pre-owned toilet seat we man.

Retrieved Uncle T-B., grieving he man.

Mrs. T-B. separately retrieved Mama T-B., grieving she man.

 

Negotiated rough traffic to far-away cemetery, deft-driving we man.

Arrived early; visited grave of Great-Grandma T-B., died 2 weeks before our birth she man.

Greeted attending relatives, very few left on that side of family now man.

Delivered eulogy for Aunt T-B., apparently moving to others man.

Buried Aunt T-B., final bye senior she man.

 

Returned Uncle T-B., grateful he man.

Awaited return to casa of Mrs. T-B., delinquent she man.

Semi-fruitlessly searched for income-tax necessities, fruitless we man.

Called Mrs. T-B., inquiring we man.

Mrs. T-B. in intense financial-counseling seance with Mama T-B., reviewing latter's Death Drawer man.

Pried Mrs. T-B. from above caucus, persuasive we man.

 

Invited Mrs. T-B. to lunch at Chinese buffet, large tasty spread man.

Exhorted Mrs. T-B. to eat more in the value of the food than its cost, financially savvy we man.

Consumed Many (2+2+2) very full plates of expensive Major Food, ingest financially savvy we man.

Returned to casa and napped like an illegitimate male child, zzz it all off we man.

 

Awoke as Mrs. T-B. took Mini-B. to swimming class, all-wet wee man.

Decided to mow front lawn, overgrown and covered with tree pollen man.

Finished at Many p.m., sweaty we man.

Got call from Mrs. T-B.:  "Someone wants to see the rental casa at half-past Many p.m.!", responsibility of we man.

 

Hurriedly showered, still-sweaty we man.

Raced to r-casa, punctual we man.

Viewers arrived half-of-half an hour late, grrrr man.

 

We asked viewers when they planned to move in, ask we man.

Viewers:  "June," good grief man.

 

Viewers asked rent, inquire of we man.

We:  "What did Mrs. T-B. tell you, huh man?"

Viewers:  "We have that at home... uh, $Many ridiculously below faintly acceptable already-reduced limit, huh man?"

We:  "How much can you afford, huh man?"

Viewers:  "$Many ridiculously below faintly acceptable already-reduced limit," grrrRRRR man.

We:  "Thanks and bye man," and out-ushered them, ush we man.

 

Phoned Mrs. T-B. and reamed her for not prequalifying people by phone first, grrrRRRR man.

Mrs. T-B.:  "She didn't say anything when I told her the rent, and I didn't ask about anything else," grrr man.

We saw half + half-of-half an hour of our life fly away on wings, grrrRRRR man.

Told Mrs. T-B. to CTR, symbolic bye to she man.

 

Sat to watch Presidential address to Congress, current events man.

Took call from cousin grieving for Deceased Uncle T-B., most of address missed man.

Shared cheaps with Mini-B., ingest we and wee man.

Dished the warsher, overdue man.

Made remaining Many lunches for week, culinary we man.

Consumed more cheaps of different variety, ingest we man.

A fun Tuesday, whee man.

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,572]

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie-, newly ranting-, vaccinated-upper-extremity-, and other babes with +1 inventories!