Rant Another Day [merged threads]

[Ontarkie 14,294]

8 hours ago, SAT said:

Get him a mullet, like every other neighborhood hillies...

Na mullets are out  

[SAT 9,609]

All 8 of your transhillbilly kids should get them...

[SAT 9,609]

In fact, I'm a gonna give turtle a mullet...

[SAT 9,609]

How big are the chicks now? In about 90 days, they'll be ready for hillbilly's smoker...

[Ontarkie 14,294]

16 minutes ago, SAT said:

All 8 of your transhillbilly kids should get them...

Well a few of them may have had them in the 90's  

11 minutes ago, SAT said:

In fact, I'm a gonna give turtle a mullet...

5 minutes ago, SAT said:

How big are the chicks now? In about 90 days, they'll be ready for hillbilly's smoker...

Not very big yet. They are just starting to molt. I'm interested in finding out if they are what they said they should be. Oh if any are Rooster or meat hens they may find their way to the smoker. I need a ride to Hot Springs if you're headed that way  I found some silkies and want to go get them. 

 

Oh tomorrow is daughters court case about her disability claim. Fingers crossed she get it. 

[SAT 9,609]

Best of luck.

[SAT 9,609]

Says here...a chick can be fattened for slaughter in as little as 30 days...

 

Yum yum!

[SAT 9,609]

I remember when I first bought the property upstate. The first thing we did was build a fire pit. Roasted a big fat pig and ate it. Then the next week, we roasted a few fat chicken that we got locally. Man that was some good ....

[SAT 9,609]

I haven't used that fire pit since  I got married...

[SAT 9,609]

I worked all my life so I can eat a chicken roasted on a fire pit that I built on my own property, now I don't get to eat chicken. 

 

See? I shoulda stayed single.

 

Tell your kids, if you go to school, go to work, and stay single, it's all you can eat chicken. 

 

#### yeah baby!

[Ontarkie 14,294]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

Says here...a chick can be fattened for slaughter in as little as 30 days...

 

Yum yum!

It's better when they are fatten up a bit longer close to 4 month or later gives them better taste. 

1 hour ago, SAT said:

I haven't used that fire pit since  I got married...

Well that sucks

1 hour ago, SAT said:

I worked all my life so I can eat a chicken roasted on a fire pit that I built on my own property, now I don't get to eat chicken. 

 

See? I shoulda stayed single.

 

Tell your kids, if you go to school, go to work, and stay single, it's all you can eat chicken. 

 

#### yeah baby!

Well that might work for the 2nd boy he loves eating chicken. The oldest it's too late he's getting married in Dec. 

[SAT 9,609]

December? Married?

Wedding? Shotgun?

 

[SAT 9,609]

Beer? Bring own?

Little hillbillies? 

 

[Ontarkie 14,294]

Yes they are planning a December wedding. No clue what kind of wedding they are having, but she comes from a very wealthy family so I would think it's going to be big. 

No little hillbillies yet and not sure they will anytime soon. 

[SAT 9,609]

Oooh...she hails from a 2- pick up truck family...

The boy musta hit the red neck lottery! Yeeee....haaaaa!