Rant Another Day [merged threads]

[TBoneTX 45,572]

We went to CVS to use an expiring-today Many%-off coupon, supplemented by newspaper coupons, thrifty we man.

A raw total of $Many was reduced to $Many, savings of Many% (2x2x2x2x2+2%) man.

 

Afterwards, we lunched at Wendy's with use of coupon, thrifty we man.

We ordered TWO Dave's singles with cheese, buy one get one man.

We weighed ourselves, svelte we man.

Afterwards, we mowed the front lawn, one-sweatband job man.

We re-weighed ourselves and had LOST 2 pounds, svelter we man.

Ha, ____-B. ma'am.

[SAT 9,609]

7 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Now I can go on my diet.

diet before and after pic now...

[cdneh 3,112]

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

How's it feel to be a drama-magnet, huh Eh ma'am?

Oh, I'm utterly delighted. As you would be.

[SAT 9,609]

Ok I need a vacation, like now...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

So I was in the middle of the Konmari clothes step and up pops up a big box of my grandmother's jewelry.

 

There are several things I am thinking about this - 1.  I didn't even know I had it, 2.  vintage silver jewelry from Denmark is apparently a thing  3.  Modern Americans are fat, too fat to wear most of their grandmother's jewelry (mind you we weren't genetically related and she was generally more petite than I ever could be)

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

4.  Don't leave stuff for your children to go through that came from your own parents.  

[SAT 9,609]

[SAT 9,609]

Why, may I ask, are 3V batteries so expensive?

[TBoneTX 45,572]

12 hours ago, cdneh said:

Oh, I'm utterly delighted. As you would be.

Such a barrel of monkeys, whee Eh ma'am!

9 hours ago, SAT said:

Ok I need a vacation, like now...

Then go to "work,"  man.

9 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

we weren't genetically related and she was generally more petite than I ever could be

Comparative fotos of genetically unrelated Nola-B. & Grandma Nola-B. now, see senior and junior ma'ams.

4 hours ago, SAT said:

Why, may I ask, are ManyV batteries so expensive?

Take a ManyV (2x2x2+1V) battery and slice it in Many'rds,  man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

After concerted effort, we are now bilingual in Polish, oj tak.

We have written this excellent song, see man:

 

My jesteśmy krasnoludki,
Hopsa sa, hopsa sa,
Pod grzybkami nasze budki,
Hopsa, hopsa sa,
Jemy mrówki, żabkie łapki,
Oj tak tak, oj tak tak,
A na głowach krasne czapki,
To nasz, to nasz znak.

 

Translation into English, oj tak:
We are little gnome people
Hop-hop-hop, hop-hop-hop
Under mushrooms our huts
Hop-hop-hop, hop-hop-hop
We eat ants and frog paws
Si si man, si si man
Red pretty hats on our heads
It is our mark, our mark.

Edited May 2, 2017 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Going to interview another bank tomorrow for possible deposit of POTS funds, observe behavior closely man.

Incorrect information viral on the Internet, correct it here man.

We do not judge the length of the red carpet as strongly as the plushness, that's the fack oj tak.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Final finished.  4.0 achieved.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

35 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Final finished.  (2+2).0 achieved.

Yay, hooray, whoopee, glory be, oj tak, and congratulations on your impressive (2+2).0, Nola-B. ma'am!!!!!!!

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Cat prep zzz not on much for next couple of days man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and (2+2).0-achieving babes with +1 inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

I've been eating like a starvin' animal for 2 days...