Rant Another Day [merged threads]

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

The kids love this yoga swing thing too.  

[SAT 9,609]

I think I've replaced the salts and electrolytes lost from yesterday.

[SAT 9,609]

6 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Got some back pain relief with that yoga swing today.  It is fun. 

 

This reminds me that I gotta try to build a pumpkin sling on the property this year...

[SAT 9,609]

1- Kids will have a blast slinging pumpkins all over the place.

2- Get up up there around October, so the little deer can come eat the pumpkins.

3- We eat deer....

[NikLR 13,228]

never made them. 

[cdneh 3,112]

Just back from ER. The MIL had another collapse, and I only just caught her before she hit the deck. Totally unconscious again. 

 

I had to drive out there through the middle of a warned storm, hail and the whole nine yards. The place was heaving with people, screaming kids, swearing adults, and three cops trying to eject somebody  who was having an epic tantrum. Magic words, chest pain, get you right through all that bull. She's had more labs, her pacemaker has been interrogated again, she'd has a chest xray and a CT.  They've hung an IV, given her nitro, and they have got her for the night.

 

Lucky on the way back, not even raining, but just as I drove in the yard the next bout hit, and it's pretty bad again.

 

At this stage, I just want to go home.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

8 minutes ago, cdneh said:

Just back from ER. The MIL had another collapse, and I only just caught her before she hit the deck. Totally unconscious again. 

 

I had to drive out there through the middle of a warned storm, hail and the whole nine yards. The place was heaving with people, screaming kids, swearing adults, and three cops trying to eject somebody  who was having an epic tantrum. Magic words, chest pain, get you right through all that bull. She's had more labs, her pacemaker has been interrogated again, she'd has a chest xray and a CT.  They've hung an IV, given her nitro, and they have got her for the night.

 

Lucky on the way back, not even raining, but just as I drove in the yard the next bout hit, and it's pretty bad again.

 

At this stage, I just want to go home.

 

  You sound like you need a vacation from this.  I really hope they figure out what the problem is this time.  

[Ontarkie 14,296]

Oh darn Cdneh, that is just crazy. Stay safe that crazy storm is here now too. 

 

 

Took the kids to here http://www.magicsprings.com/rides-thrill.php See the Skyshark the Tornado went on that with the Hillbilly and big sister.  and Big bad John, but that one is not too bad at all. 

Edited April 30, 2017 by Ontarkie

[TBoneTX 45,572]

17 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Oh the coincidence...here I am taking 2 semesters of A&P

You're working at a supermarket chain of decades ago, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

15 hours ago, SAT said:

Had a colonoscopy and endoscopy this morning.

Did the first test locate your head, finally, huh man?

15 hours ago, SAT said:

Would you guys like to see some colon and esophagus pics?

Show a foto of your face and that will handle the first part of the offer, see man.

13 hours ago, NikLR said:

It snowed....

Texas Many, everywhere else still with ridiculous weather, good grief man.

11 hours ago, SAT said:

Maybe I really should take it easy

 man.

11 hours ago, SAT said:

I feel like a big fat juicy steak...

Maybe you'll be reincarnated as one, keep your fingers crossed man.

And how do big fat juicy steaks feel, huh man?

Edited April 30, 2017 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,572]

15 hours ago, cdneh said:

1.  You need to mentally picture that he was instructed  to fold the suitable copy of her graduation paperwork so it's all sharp corners first.

2.  Congratulations to Mrs TBone!

1.  And with metal spikes sewn on, like the way your mind works Eh ma'am.

2.  Gracias*, Eh ma'am.

 

*English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak!  Reported!!!

[TBoneTX 45,572]

8 hours ago, SAT said:

Many-lb slab of rib eye [...] on sale Many.Many lb [...] age it Many.Many weeks for memorial day...

P-math failure yet again,  man.

7 hours ago, NikLR said:

I'm eating burgers fer dinner tho.

And who lectured whom just within the past Many hours about eating burgers, huh huh huh Niki-B. ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,572]

1 hour ago, cdneh said:

Just back from ER. The MIL had another collapse, and I only just caught her before she hit the deck. Totally unconscious again. 

 

I had to drive out there through the middle of a warned storm, hail and the whole Many yards. The place was heaving with people, screaming kids, swearing adults, and Many cops trying to eject somebody  who was having an epic tantrum. Magic words, chest pain, get you right through all that bull. She's had more labs, her pacemaker has been interrogated again, she'd has a chest xray and a CT.  They've hung an IV, given her nitro, and they have got her for the night.

 

Lucky on the way back, not even raining, but just as I drove in the yard the next bout hit, and it's pretty bad again.

 

At this stage, I just want to go home.

Next step is to utterly, flatly, completely refuse to accept a hospital discharge, Eh ma'am.  Enough is more than enough, si ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Saturday ES report, see man:

 

After returning to casa after Mrs. T-B.'s graduation, we (although sorely in need of nap) hit the ES trail, intrepid we man.

We scored at two, struck out at one, and skipped one, too tired we man.

 

The take, see man:

-- 2 huge soft bath-towels; Many (2x2x2-1) cans un-/gently expired soups/vegetables = $Many ($2x2x2x2-2), steal man

-- Many (2x2x2+2) cans un-/gently expired soups/vegetables = $2-&-a-half, steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2+tax), steal man

[TBoneTX 45,572]

With only 2 days to go, we ventured back to the new Burlington Coat Factory, coupon for free umbrella man.

In the register line, we found Many (2+2+1) small bags of Mrs. T-B's plantain cheaps, snap them up man.

Umbrella coupon redeemed, satisfied we man.

Mrs. T-B. happy, happy she man.

We told her, "We bought you cheap," quoth we man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Fold de-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with vanished +1 inventories!