Rant Another Day [merged threads]

[TBoneTX 45,603]

12 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Someone is selling a Ford Festiva on our local BST.  Neeeeeeed.

F ix

O r

R epair

D aily, sigh ma'am

 

F ound

O n

R oadside

D ead, sigh ma'am

[TBoneTX 45,603]

9 hours ago, SAT said:

My Ex's kid.....

I can only imagine how hard it was for him growing up without me. I always worried if he had enough to eat, decent clothes, I wondered if he learned how to drive. I wondered if anyone cared about him as much as I do, etc....Thru the years, I'd look at his FB page every now and then, to see how he was doing. I looked for fishing pictures, pictures of BBQs, trips and such, but there were none...

It took an iCard (something like an arrest warrant) for us to be back in touch. But I'm glad I got to talk to him. He's in City Tech now, first year. Works part time at a bank. We did a lot of catching up.

Where's the +Many,000,000,000 button, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,603]

8 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

You sound like you need a Ford Festiva pre-owned toilet seat.  Only $Many and a true bargain, whee man.

Couldn't have said it better ourself, whee ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,603]

Desperate in the fruitless hunt for cheaps, we discover a semi-old bag of Aldi-brand Cheetos, salvation man.

We sit down at computer to plow into them, imminent Nirvana man.

Cat (previously zzz-ing downstairs) blasts into room, vaults atop desk, and occupies our lap, energetic miu man.

We somehow keep Cheetos from spilling all over desk, floor, us, cat, et al., miracle man.

However, if cat wants affection, cat will get orange-coated fur between bites, actions have consequences miu man.

Almost like when cat rolled in chalk art on back patio the other week, multicolored miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,603]

8 hours ago, SAT said:

I wasn't his stepfather.

Sounds like a home-made "Big Brother" program is imminent or in order, just do it man.

[TBoneTX 45,603]

Cat has devoured Many% of a fallen Cheeto, new dietary option man.

[TBoneTX 45,603]

7 hours ago, SAT said:

I get about Many expired car warranty calls a day. How about you guys?

See below, see below man.

7 hours ago, cdneh said:

About that many a week. I get more calls from people telling me my computer is sending them messages and it is broken.

Texas has a Do Not Call registry, Texas civilized Elsewhere not man.

There is also a national Do Not Call registry, sign up all phones man.

[TBoneTX 45,603]

7 hours ago, cdneh said:

So, we have a discharge plan, they've rung to say. She isn't going anywhere at all until Monday, and then she is going to The Crossings, which a rehab facility near here. She's going to have all of her specialist followups organized for her, she is going to get a nutritionist to see that she gets a decent diet and actually eats, she is going to see Gerontology, and have a assessment for Alzheimer's or other forms of dementia. She is going to stay there until they sort her out. If they can't sort her out, she's going to stay there until an Assisted Living placement at the same facility can be organized.

Hoorah, Eh ma'am!  Hoorah for sticking up for yourself and What's Right, si Eh ma'am.

Albeit delayed in fruition, this is What Had To Happen, oj tak.

Oldsters like this need 'round-the-clock monitoring and care, si man.

Hoorah, Eh ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,603]

6 hours ago, cdneh said:

Not so far, believe it or not they don't think one is indicated.

Aunt T-B. belatedly had a brain scan, the results of which indicated many transient ischemic attacks, harbinger of doom man.

Not long thereafter, she had a stroke with impairment, portended man.

The next night, a massive one annihilated her brain, sigh man.

She never awoke from that one, or should have, bye senior she man.

[TBoneTX 45,603]

2 hours ago, SAT said:

Speaking of retarded, Tark must be.

We are smart enough to have earned approximately $Many,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (so far) as a business typhoon selling pre-owned toilet seats, so there man.

[TBoneTX 45,603]

A great Many GSs on Saturday, technical glee man.

And Many of those Many are community/subdivision mass events, technical whee man.

However, we are limited by the firm need to return casa-ward before midday, sigh man.

Mrs. T-B. is going off to run some sort of mini-marathon with some amigas,  she man.

They will stay overnight out of town, doubtlessly having a gallina party (Spanish-language hen party), yak yak YAK they man.

We get to have a bachelor weekend with Mini-B., we and wee man.

We are already envisioning many fun events, such as chasing rubias, teach well & early wee man.

However, we will bet Many% of our POTS worth that Mrs. T-B. will call in a panic, "I'm injured!", sure as shootin' man.

We shall have to scrape her off the pavement, we are certain man.

Before then, she will call approximately Many,000 times per hour to check on Mini-B.'s well-being, we are certain man.

[TBoneTX 45,603]

Should, but probably won't, arise at o'dark-Many for GS-ing, GSs vs. zzz man.

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with absent +1 inventories!

[NikLR 13,228]

Fyi

unicorn frap = 97g sugar = 3 snickers bars 

 

 

[NikLR 13,228]

Had lettuce wrap turkey tacos and homemade (diet ok) tiramsu at a friends house. Brought everyhthing there. It was mostly a test to see how the dog would do on the two days we're gone for our anniversary.  

 

He did great snd so did her dogs.  Now to find someone for the cats!

Edited April 22, 2017 by NikLR

[SAT 9,609]

37 minutes ago, NikLR said:

Fyi

unicorn frap = 97g sugar = 3 snickers bars 

 

 

Cool,  that's enough sugar for her for a half of a day

 

lol ya gotta let the kid be a kid every now and then...