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N-o-l-a Grand Master

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2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

The Hillbilly would like more kids. No way is that going to happen. 

5 not enough for him?

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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I guess the older 4 he missed out on since the youngest at the time was 10 when we moved here. 

Plus he has it way to easy. Now if I didn't have any helpers in the house and he had to do it all. I bet he would change his mind. 

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5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Too few eggs, temporary Fallopian chat man.

Unless Someone Known To Be Highly Fertile (or an Ontarklar chicken) wishes to contribute, huh huh huh man?

Eggs i have no issues with... the rest of the body parts not so good. 

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

SAT Grand Master

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Man I spent the afternoon.....

I had a rough afternoon.

 

Story 1-

Polish guy from the office. Recently got a 10000 bonus, so he buys a brand new cheap azz russian motorcycle with a side car for 6500. He picks it up yesterday. Show it to me. Now those of you that know me, I'm an expert rider (Sold last bike when kid was born). I told him to change the front tires immediately, they're #######. I told him that front suspension won't keep the tire on the road. I told him it was a piece of . He said "It rides good" in his Polish accent. He even took Jr for a ride. I'm like :what possessed you to get into a bike with him?"

Today, he took the day off. Then calls me at 5. Yeap, he crashed and broke his leg LMFAO! I was hysterical laughing on the phone.....<sigh> He even had a dash cam on this thing lol. I got the whole clip of him screaming in Polish as he went head in to a parked car lmao.......

I don't know if I ever mentioned, he looks like "The Great Adventure guy", you know,  the old man with the thick glasses?

 

Story 2- Spent the afternoon and early evening trying to get the ex's kid out of jail. My guys drove him in this morning to be arrested. He's still in the system. But we managed to move the case to community court (which is better than NYC Family court). He should be out ROR (Release On Own Recognizance) in the morning with a date for grand jury. Top charge is Grand Larceny. He took his Ex GF's phone that he bought for her. At least he had the sense to give it back the next day.  He's gotta beat this and have the arrest  sealed. He can't have a record of conviction. I can only imagine what this kid endured the past years that I wasn't in his life. He and his stepfather don't talk, just civil to each other. His stepfather's brother is a cop, and doesn't want anything to do with this. Nice family. I'm billing them for this.

 

Just got a call from my guy, he was able to bring the kid food and drinks just now, and got his mother in to see him. She's calm now.

 

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12 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

The Hillbilly would like more kids. No way is that going to happen. 

Bad Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD Ontarklar!

You should be incubating at least twins, if not Manylets or Manyruplets, D ma'am...

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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10 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Many not enough for him?

She has Many, not Many, :bonk: Nola-B. ma'am!

10 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

he has it way to easy. Now if I didn't have any helpers in the house and he had to do it all. I bet he would change his mind. 

Bad Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD Ontarklar!

8 hours ago, NikLR said:

Eggs i have no issues with... the rest of the body parts not so good. 

Fotos of eggs now, Niki-B. ma'am.

Fotos of body parts now, Niki-B. ma'am.

5 hours ago, SAT said:

Body parts pic now...

Plagiarism, see above man!  Reported!!!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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5 hours ago, SAT said:

Story 1- Polish guy from the office [...] crashed and broke his leg LMFAO! I was hysterical laughing on the phone

Story 2- Spent the afternoon and early evening trying to get the ex's kid out of jail.

Story 1.  Denigrating the Polish, oj tak!  Reported!!!

Story 2.  A good deed, si man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Got renter's funds from MoneyGram without incident, $i man.

Spent 2+ hours composing welcome/orientation e-mail to renters, thorough/thoughtful we man.

Mrs. T-B. spent Many hours cleaning r-casa & planting new walkway shrubs, industrious she man.

We installed 2 rolls of toilet paper, thoughtful we HE*-man.

 

*Hindquarters Expert, we man.

 

Must arise at o'dark-Many for caucus with financial planner, investable POTS funds man.

We can probably afford to buy a medium-sized island, tropical we man.

Or, we can save a hefty percentage for GSs, even better man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Ontarkie Grand Master

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Stretch was up at 4am, so I went back to sleep at 8, just got up. 

 

Now I'm gone to clean up the house. 

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
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Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
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Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

Ontarkie Grand Master

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Pfff

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Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

 
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