Rant Another Day [merged threads]

[TBoneTX 45,591]

At our urging, and given her receptivity, we recommended a community GS to Mrs. T-B., shop she man.

She got shoes for Mini-B., a Pendaflex file with carry-handle, & a couple of clothing items, score she man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

We finished GS-ing at about 1:Many p.m., finish we man.

On way casa-ward, we stopped by the r-casa, inspect we man.

Dumb r.e. agent had locked door from garage to casa, ignoring 2 posted notes by us grrr man.

(Lockbox contains one key & Mrs. T-B. keeps the other, unavailable she man.)

[TBoneTX 45,591]

We determined that the r-casa's back yard needed mowing again, still our job man.

We espied neighbor who could help us lift lawnmower into T-B.-mobile trunk, strength via numbers man.

When we were ready barely Many minutes later, neighbor had disappeared, uh-oh man.

We managed to lift mower into trunk ourself*, very bad move ouch man.

 

*We can manage to de-trunk it ourself, achievable by we man

 

At r-casa, we discovered that back-fence neighbors had cut down their irritating fenceline cactus, die plant man.

Of course, half the infernal thing had fallen into our yard, grrrRRRR man.

Despite heavy gloves, we impaled ourself several times while garbage-canning the detritus, ouch man.

When can was full, we threw remaining detritus back over fence, shutting up yapping dog man.

We were unhappy and pained further, ouch man.

 

We mowed without incident and leaf-blew grass detritus from garage & pavement, job done man.

We curbsided garbage can, a day early but infernal HOA most likely not on duty, small blessings man.

Blessedly, neighbor was around to help us re-lift mower into T-B.-mobile trunk, defy gravity man.

 

De-trunked mower at real casa and headed for shower, sweaty we man.

Almost couldn't make it upstairs, nuestro cuerpo muerto* man.

 

*Our Dead Body, trashed man

 

Managed to shower, dry off, & return downstairs, how dry we are man.

Phoned Mrs. T-B. to confirm Aldi shopping-list, do it now vs. later man.

Gassed T-B.-mobile, stopped at legacy supermarket, & hit Aldi, intrepid we man.

Lugged weighty groceries into casa & put some away, further bad move man.

 

Laid down for intended nap, exhausted we man.

Cuerpo too destroyed to achieve any, let alone meaningful, zzz, imitate Nola-B. she man.

"Awoke" when Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. returned from Mini-B.'s little amigo's casa, loud she & wee man.

Heated back, iced knees, & mega-aspirined innards, no second option man.

Currently baking laundry load #2, intrepid we man.

At least we had the good sense to warsh/bake/fold the bath linens before the kitchen rags, finally man.

 

Edited April 9, 2017 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Going to see if our cuerpo will tolerate folding the kitchen rags, up in the air man.

Then cat prep (involving Heap Strong medicine) zzz man.

Mornin', silent Commie- and other silent babes with dormant +1 inventories!

[Dianalorena 1,153]

@TBoneTX there were 26 ''Mans'' in that story.

AND SPANISH, REPORTED!

 

[TBoneTX 45,591]

The most important is that we are a HE-man:  Hindquarters Expert, si man.

And we are trying to make bilingual, bloody newcomers feel welcome, si hombre.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

4 hours ago, Dilorena said:

there were 2x2x2x2x2-2-2-2 ''Mans'' in that story.

Number of men in story precised,  D2 ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Thrilling Sunday report, yawn see man:

 

Heap Strong Medicine semi-effective, could almost move this morn man.

Only Many (2+1) laundry loads intuited, Mrs. T-B. strangely nonprolific with dirty stuff she man.

Wonderful NWC (nap with cat), siesta accompanied by feline we and miu zzz man.

Rewarded cat with container of Sheba tuna-glop for din-din, wolf it down miu man.

Mrs. T-B. took Mini-B. to park, wear him out man.

We will then have our own din-din at Denny's with use of Many%-off coupon, thrifty we man.

[Dianalorena 1,153]

57 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Number of men in story precised,  D2 ma'am.

I refuse to convert 

ME NIEGO ROTUNDAMENTE 

[Dianalorena 1,153]

Things that  (might) only happen in Mexico, presents: 

My neighbors are using the little hall of were I'm currently renting to have a kids party. The chairs are blocking my door, 

so if I want to step out of my own apartment they have to move and it's a mess. I'm just trapped with

earphones on,  listening to music and trying to ignore the noise and random people right outside my window. 

I can't stand kids. Or now, apparently adults. dammit. 

 

Edited April 9, 2017 by Dilorena
extra drama

[TBoneTX 45,591]

2 hours ago, Dilorena said:

ME NIEGO ROTUNDAMENTE 

English-only / reported!!!  And you don't look that rotund, D2 ma'am.

2 hours ago, Dilorena said:

Things that  (might) only happen in Mexico, presents: 

The chairs are blocking my door, so if I want to step out of my own apartment they have to move and it's a mess. I'm just trapped

They're probably violating fire-codes, D2 ma'am.  Call the bomberos and complain -- or, better, start a fire yourself, si ma'am.

[Dianalorena 1,153]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

English-only / reported!!!  And you don't look that rotund, D2 ma'am.

They're probably violating fire-codes, D2 ma'am.  Call the bomberos and complain -- or, better, start a fire yourself, si ma'am.

I am somewhat rotund 

they finally stopped. But, that just made me think of the song: que vengan los bomberos que me estoy quemando, que vengan los bomberos esto es un incendio 

good thing is, I only have two weeks left, here

 

[Dianalorena 1,153]

I'm eating cold tortillas without anything on them and I accidentally bit my finger a little.

Yes, I'm stressed out 

 

[TBoneTX 45,591]

2 hours ago, Dilorena said:

que vengan los bomberos que me estoy quemando, que vengan los bomberos esto es un incendio

English-only, D2 ma'am!  Reported!!!

[TBoneTX 45,591]

2 hours ago, Dilorena said:

I'm eating cold tortillas without anything on them and I accidentally bit my finger a little.

You invented your own tortilla-spread, D2 ma'am:  finger-skin + blood, delicious man!