Rant Another Day [merged threads]

[Ontarkie 14,304]

I was off selling my rooster  

 

Then out for supper and now trying to look up info on my easter eggers. 

[cdneh 3,112]

19 minutes ago, SAT said:

How old is she again? In her 90s?

87 this year.

[SAT 9,609]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

I was off selling my rooster  

 

Then out for supper and now trying to look up info on my easter eggers. 

According to me, you musta sold about 30 roosters already...

 

Hillbilly took you to Arby's?

[SAT 9,609]

59 minutes ago, cdneh said:

87 this year.

You know, a hospital won't keep her if she can be cared for at home.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

9 hours ago, SAT said:

1.  My kid's school has gained Many students over the course of 2 semesters. (Many months). Went from under Many students to over Many.

2.  Word getting out that the school is great

1.  Population and rate of increase precised,  man.

2.  Solution is to tell Wee Ma'am #1 to do more poorly in skool, thus lessening its overall appeal, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

9 hours ago, SAT said:

You ARE a criminal. a trafficker of juveniles.

Guilty Ontarklar!  Guilty, GUILTY Ontarklar!

9 hours ago, SAT said:

1.  You're lucky that your wife isn't like my wife.

2.  Otherwise your #### would be thrown out long ago.

1.  We won't touch this opening, wayyyyyyy too easy man.

2.  Had Mrs. T-B. ever violating our stuff, her shapely hindquarters would have been on the first one-way conveyance back to Ecu, law laid down man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

9 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

At some point they replaced the useless Principle at the Tornado's school. The Vice Principle is now the Principle, I think he deserved the spot he was doing everything any how. 

Is he any less useless, huh D ma'am?

9 hours ago, SAT said:

These fooks are wreaking havoc on the education system here.

Report them to ICE, perhaps man?

8 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Does the school not verify that they actually live there?  I know with my daughter's registration in CT, I needed proof that we lived in the district (property deed or property's holders notarized statement).

To register Mini-B. for local Kindergarten took multiple (Many) documents about him, Mrs. T-B., and us, and Many hours to compile them, very thorough man.

6 hours ago, SAT said:

1.  Dudes! I just got a set of these delivered, and I've gotta highly recommend.

2.  They're absolutely gorgeous, and they weigh nothing....

1.  How many pre-owned toilet seats will fit, by number & weight, huh man?

2.  And they're already earmarked for Tiff's relatives, kiss them goodbye man.

6 hours ago, SAT said:

Oh btw, while I was in the basement putting away the new luggage. I found 1 solitary returned suitcase.

With the Tif's aunt's airline tags still attached to it!

This suitcase has more mileage on it than....um.....Tarklar's pontiac....

But #### man, ya think they could at lease remove the airline tags of THEIR last flight before they return my luggage?

And the thing was dark gray. It hides dirt well, but you can tell it's real filthy.

And it's holding up pretty good, considering how many people uses it on however many flights.

Someone needs to put a foot down, it's become clear man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

2 hours ago, cdneh said:

I am a paramedic for heaven's sake, anything more than Many minutes is chronic care

Funny, Eh ma'am, despite blunder in acute-vs.-chronic-care duration,  Eh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I was off selling my rooster

Subhuman trafficking, D ma'am!  Reported!!!

2 hours ago, cdneh said:

Many this year.

Actually, she's 2x2x2x2x2-2-1 for the Many'rd time, which doesn't sound so bad, si Eh and no Eh ma'am.

1 hour ago, SAT said:

Hillbilly took you to Arby's?

The Arby's coupons expired on March 2x2x2x2x2-1st, sadly man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

After again eclipsing the weekly sales record for pre-owned toilet seats, we left the office early, Many p.m. man.

We dodged infuriating turtles to make it to Uncle T-B.'s independent-living casa on time, dodge we man.

We had arranged for a local notary to come out to stamp Uncle T-B.'s revised will, couldn't do it ourself man.

Meanwhile, the two witnesses had wandered off, bye elderly he & he man.

We corralled one as he attempted to sneak back past us unrecognized, devious Manygenarian man.

We recruited another from a lively nickel-poker game, persuasive we man.

All went well afterwards, si man, and Uncle T-B. now has an updated will, peace of mind man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

After the will deal, we asked if we could hijack the Uncle-T-B.-mobile* for a while, ulterior motives we man.

 

*A Many-year-old (2x2x2x2+2) Toyota Corolla, still runs man

 

Uncle T-B. consented, consent and wonder why he man.

 

We took the UTB-mobile to a car-warsh/detailing place, years overdue man.

(In the ashtray, we found a coupon that had expired Many [2x2x2+2] years ago, just part of the situation man.)

Surprisingly, staff did not run off in horror, having actually seen jalopies in similar neglected condition man.

The vacuumers vacuumed, intrepid they men.

We ate free popcorn while observing the automatic warsh, ingest and see we man.

Young Vietnamese detailer worked like an illegitimate male child on the detailing, nearly an hour man.

Result was pretty good except for residual smears on inside windows, remnants of measurably thick slime man.

 

Returned UTB-mobile to Uncle T-B., return like MacArthur we man.

Uncle T-B. asked, "Did you take it to get it warshed, or something?", inquire he man.

We said, "Even better -- come look inside," saith we man.

Uncle T-B. visibly surprised & pleased at the difference, surprised & pleased he man.

We told him that this was an early Father's Day present, deserve he man.

We spent a fortune (precisely, $Many), but we got to tell Uncle T-B. that he'd had a really good day, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

De-dish cat prep zzz Mornin' etc.!

[SAT 9,609]

Man it's been a cold and damp March and April.

This weather sucks.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Chamber of Commerce weather here, sorry man.

Yet again, apparently Texas Many, Nueva York zero, si and sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

The first Many (2+2+1) stops were duds, inauspicious man, but improvement forthcame, read further man.

The take, see man:

-- petrified-wood-texture desk caddy w/slots & drawers = $Many ($2+1), steal man

-- Many (2+2) supermarket-type carry-baskets, seemingly new = $2, steal man

-- blue Pyrex casserole dish = $1, deal man

-- Sean John silk tie = $1, steal man

-- Wrangler jeans = $1, deal man

-- towel, blue dress-socks, scissors, full box self-sealing envelopes, Pendaflex drawer with folders = 

     $2 + half a buck, steal man

-- 2 plastic sandwich-boxes with Wonder Bread logo = half a buck, deal man

-- funky shirt for Mini-B. = half a buck, OK man

-- Many (2x2x2-1) warshcloths = half a buck, steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2+2+2), steal man

 

This plus Friday's take = one of the more satisfying in recent memory, satisfied we man.

Edited April 9, 2017 by TBoneTX