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N-o-l-a Grand Master

N-o-l-a   7,168

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22 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

Or if any of her buddies are raised proper, they'd share their lunch with her. 

 

My daughter got in trouble with the lunch monitor for doing that.  Her teacher thought it was fine, but whatever... 

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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SAT Grand Master

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2 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

My daughter got in trouble with the lunch monitor for doing that.  Her teacher thought it was fine, but whatever... 

In the lunchroom, they're not supposed to share (But they do anyway). There's much reasoning behind that rule, such as they don't want any child to feel left out. On a trip, it's anything goes, because these little savages get hungry and thirsty lol....

 

For us, When the kid goes to school... like this week, she has a basket full of chocolate  Easter eggs to pass out. But I make sure there's enough for every kid. That's my rule....

 

 

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Got the MIL out of the hospital on Friday, delivered her back to the hospital today. I think they should have kept her when they had her the first time. Rang her charming daughter, got voice mail. Yee Haww...put that off for another day...

I can explain it to you. But I can't understand it for you.

N-o-l-a Grand Master

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I'm still waiting to get a SIL out of my brothers.

 

Never any talk of girlfriends.... I want to be aunt gosh darn it.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

N-o-l-a Grand Master

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12 minutes ago, SAT said:

Dutch's sis will make you an aunt :)

 

Well, I suppose she has, but it isn't the same as being related by blood to the kids.

 

I don't know, but Danish people don't seem as attached to their extended families, like cousins and such.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

N-o-l-a Grand Master

N-o-l-a   7,168

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8 minutes ago, SAT said:

Oh I see what you mean...

 

ah I got it!

Hook up Dutch's sis to one a your brothers.

Voila! :)

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

Apples and oranges....

 

Being that I was raised in a pretty ruleless house, I'm somewhere in the middle between the two, but they are so many worlds apart.  You know those couples on VJ that you just look at and go "even if it isn't fraud, that is never in a million bazillion years ever going to end well?"  That would be any relationship between them.

 

I think honestly that they have trouble enough with me....

 

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

TBoneTX Grand Master

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12 hours ago, SAT said:

Ffs...

I get into the office, the computers are all updated, the intranet is entirely revamped and I dunno where to find anything.

 

Who's ##=== idea was this??

And why wasn't I told? 

I woulda said "is it broken? No? Don't #### with it!"

The I.T. people always think that they know better than anyone else, Lords & Serfs man.

We hope that you wrung some necks, payback man.

And, you weren't told because you were out of the loop or out of the office, see man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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12 hours ago, Dilorena said:

1.  My parents have been married for Many (2x2x2x2x2) years

2.  he still sends her flowers and ridiculously corny and icky messages and emojis.

Many.  don't rain on my parade, Mr. Hueso

1.  Length of ancestral marriage precised in P-math, D2 ma'am.

2.  We have stood in a crowded Victoria's Secret checkout line with two fistfuls of Many-for$Many calzones while Somebody went back for even more, so there D2 ma'am.

Many.  In Spanish, we are Sr. T-Hueso, si D2 ma'am.  In Latin, we are T-Os, dead language man.  In Polish, we are W-Wychczyzkskowslawczyzk, oj tak.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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12 hours ago, cdneh said:

All the best for Mrs Tbone!

Gracias, Eh ma'am.

Mrs. T-B. has a newly resurfaced and seemingly-in-good-shape u... ut... uter... [cough, hack, choke] Fallopian chat!  Reported!!!, she man.

 

And while she was intraprocedural and anesthetized, we called and consorted with the rubias, whee man!

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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12 hours ago, cdneh said:

True. The shine does not always wear off :)

Bigamy is having one wife too many, si man.  Monogamy is the same thing, sigh man.

Socrates died from an overdose of Wedlock, bye man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

 
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