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mawilson Grand Master

mawilson   2,133

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A Ukrainian woman failed in a bold attempt to smuggle marijuana from New Delhi

to Kiev, despite hiding her stash in a vibrator's battery compartment on the grounds

that "no one would ever think of touching it, let alone looking inside it".

According to Ananova, 26-year-old Svetlana Ivanyshka was cuffed after being asked

to empty her suitcases at Kiev airport "after guards got a tip off that a young woman

on her flight from New Delhi was carrying drugs".

The dope was quickly discovered, prompting a police spokeswoman to say: "She was

obviously unaware of how thorough our officers are in their searches."

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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whoa..that rabbit was jumping

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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:lol:



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Alex+R   0

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I think my wife refuses to acknowledge what a ####### is. Heck, when she sees a magazine advertisement that shows any adult advertisement, she closes it and avoid it. LOL.

Oh 'solemaster. You've mentioned several times how much your wife does not like anything sexual. LOL indeed.

*Alexandra*

(I did it)

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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hmmmmmmmmm...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Robor007 Proficient

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I think my wife refuses to acknowledge what a ####### is. Heck, when she sees a magazine advertisement that shows any adult advertisement, she closes it and avoid it. LOL.

Oh 'solemaster. You've mentioned several times how much your wife does not like anything sexual. LOL indeed.

My ex-wife was like that. When she was 'too tired' to ( :blush: ) on our wedding night it should have been a warning sign. :yes: I feel bad for her current boyfriend because I understand her 'drive' hasn't changed. Better him than me... :whistle:

Married on 11/21/06 in her hometown city Tumauini located in the Isabela province (Republic of the Philippines)

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peejay   327

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Dickweed!

"Credibility in immigration policy can be summed up in one sentence: Those who should get in, get in; those who should be kept out, are kept out; and those who should not be here will be required to leave."

"...for the system to be credible, people actually have to be deported at the end of the process."

US Congresswoman Barbara Jordan (D-TX)

Testimony to the House Immigration Subcommittee, February 24, 1995

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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I think my wife refuses to acknowledge what a ####### is. Heck, when she sees a magazine advertisement that shows any adult advertisement, she closes it and avoid it. LOL.

Oh 'solemaster. You've mentioned several times how much your wife does not like anything sexual. LOL indeed.

My ex-wife was like that. When she was 'too tired' to ( :blush: ) on our wedding night it should have been a warning sign. :yes: I feel bad for her current boyfriend because I understand her 'drive' hasn't changed. Better him than me... :whistle:

amen brother

Dickweed!

:lol: that was good

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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mmarlo Enthusiast

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I think my wife refuses to acknowledge what a ####### is. Heck, when she sees a magazine advertisement that shows any adult advertisement, she closes it and avoid it. LOL.

You poor thing. I am so sorry.

My ex-wife was like that. When she was 'too tired' to ( :blush: ) on our wedding night it should have been a warning sign. :yes: I feel bad for her current boyfriend because I understand her 'drive' hasn't changed. Better him than me... :whistle:

Hooray for "liberated" foreign women!

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Hilarious Clinton Grand Master

Hilarious Clinton   452

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Is it just me, or do those vibrating venus razors have a special second purpose in their wee lives?

I can only hope.

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

Senator Barack Obama
Senate Floor Speech on Public Debt
March 16, 2006



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