Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 4)

[JA Tam 7]

if u no come from town wi tink u chat di worse...."mi gu dung deh so..an mi see sar joe" woaiiii..mi caaan laugh

Kimmy, yuh ah sumting else...Yu fi hear when mi reach home an' ah tell mi bes' friend bout di goat dem roun' a back. My girl, wi ah go get it tomorrow sake ah all ah deh patois. Yu dun know seh ah nuh wi start di thread and wi haffi tread lightly PUHLEASE!

[jawi876 2]

Dat no include me right ? cause oonu dun know a one smaddy mi caan stan fi mi hubby and a his modda... and dat a since him come here ..so dat is not for me..matter of fact hubby family luv mi like cookfood his modda too..she just a struggle wid letting go of her baby woooaiiii !

wait mi can chat patois yah so right...hehehe

mi luv oonu long time

walk good

Kimmy

Eeehnnn...yuh de wan mi tink pon when mi did poas...mi cyaan lyiad. Yuh gwaan bad bout de MIL laang time now. Yuh need fe tell im fe divorce himself frum im modda. kikikiki hush puttus...nuh need fe hexplain ow yuh ting set.

Yuh knoa yuh nuh fe chat patwah yereso...dis his de YARDIE thread fe HIMMIGRATION and ting ongly ma'am. Tonks cuz mi cyaan be bothered fe lick mi headtop ah read ie.

Mi see de peeps pon de MENA thread chat in Islamic/Hebrew ar whatever de dialect called. Nuff respect cuz dem hembrace de whole ting, lock, stock and barrel.

[clairern 0]

What I don't get is some of the women claiming to be in love with their Jamaican husbands, but they hate his family, his friends, his mother, his country and everything that made him the man he is now. I have remained quiet about it...but some of oonu oomen nuh knoa yuhself! Yuh need fe tek wey yuhself and nuh place all de blame pon im when de marriage nuh work.

Jawi, I totally agree with you on this topic. I always wonder why they complain so much about the men they claim they love and respect, but do not love and respect their family and their culture. They vacationed in JA and meet these men in a tourist setting and "fall in love" and expect that when these men come here into a strange environment/culture, everything will just fall into place. I discuss this with my family and even Mike and even though he has travelled and spent months in Canada and England, I still am apprehensive about him being here. I worry about him adjusting to life in America and even life with me. We both have lived alone for quite a few years and like the old Ja saying goes "see me and come live with me a two different things" Heed this saying at all times.

Jawi my darling, no mine yah. Mek dem guh wey, we (Gill, Kimmy, Jenice, Marlita and everyone who I can't remember) still love you and will always support you. Some people do not like to hear the truth.

oonnuu no mine me yah!. Me nah try draw nobaddy mout.

Claire, nuff respec fi wah yu seh and totally agree with what you have said. And mi love Jawi too and she dun know...I'm just pulling your leg and mi nah guh draw yuh tongue

Girl, sometime when I read the complaints, it bun me yu se. I caan stan it, but me hold me mout cause me nuh waan dem fe ban me, cause if me start me nuh no wen fe tap. (Lang tongue sally) Me bite it nuf time

Edited November 8, 2007 by clairern

[SupportOAFJF 0]

if u no come from town wi tink u chat di worse...."mi gu dung deh so..an mi see sar joe" woaiiii..mi caaan laugh

Kimmy, yuh ah sumting else...Yu fi hear when mi reach home an' ah tell mi bes' friend bout di goat dem roun' a back. My girl, wi ah go get it tomorrow sake ah all ah deh patois. Yu dun know seh ah nuh wi start di thread and wi haffi tread lightly PUHLEASE!

Hahhaaa..u see it...but mi can defend fi mi own so mi nah bac from not a body..yah heard

walk good

kimmy

[clairern 0]

if u no come from town wi tink u chat di worse...."mi gu dung deh so..an mi see sar joe" woaiiii..mi caaan laugh

Kimmy, yuh ah sumting else...Yu fi hear when mi reach home an' ah tell mi bes' friend bout di goat dem roun' a back. My girl, wi ah go get it tomorrow sake ah all ah deh patois. Yu dun know seh ah nuh wi start di thread and wi haffi tread lightly PUHLEASE!

Hahhaaa..u see it...but mi can defend fi mi own so mi nah bac from not a body..yah heard

walk good

kimmy

Kimmy you too bad yu nuh gyal

[JA Tam 7]

Dat no include me right ? cause oonu dun know a one smaddy mi caan stan fi mi hubby and a his modda... and dat a since him come here ..so dat is not for me..matter of fact hubby family luv mi like cookfood his modda too..she just a struggle wid letting go of her baby woooaiiii !

wait mi can chat patois yah so right...hehehe

mi luv oonu long time

walk good

Kimmy

Eeehnnn...yuh de wan mi tink pon when mi did poas...mi cyaan lyiad. Yuh gwaan bad bout de MIL laang time now. Yuh need fe tell im fe divorce himself frum im modda. kikikiki hush puttus...nuh need fe hexplain ow yuh ting set.

Yuh knoa yuh nuh fe chat patwah yereso...dis his de YARDIE thread fe HIMMIGRATION and ting ongly ma'am. Tonks cuz mi cyaan be bothered fe lick mi headtop ah read ie.

Mi see de peeps pon de MENA thread chat in Islamic/Hebrew ar whatever de dialect called. Nuff respect cuz dem hembrace de whole ting, lock, stock and barrel.

Alright; go MENA! If you are going to marry a foreigner, you will be marrying their culture and dialect as well. What ah stress t'night!

if u no come from town wi tink u chat di worse...."mi gu dung deh so..an mi see sar joe" woaiiii..mi caaan laugh

Kimmy, yuh ah sumting else...Yu fi hear when mi reach home an' ah tell mi bes' friend bout di goat dem roun' a back. My girl, wi ah go get it tomorrow sake ah all ah deh patois. Yu dun know seh ah nuh wi start di thread and wi haffi tread lightly PUHLEASE!

Hahhaaa..u see it...but mi can defend fi mi own so mi nah bac from not a body..yah heard

walk good

kimmy

Yu dun know....

[jawi876 2]

Jawiiiii..wah mi tell you...Bap bap bap..BAD GYAL no bac from nuttin..wi seh wah we affi seh no bizniz a who..dun know...a town mi come from so some patwah mi caan understand....woooaiiiiii..so please talk wah me can read include some proper english puhlease...

walk good

Kimmy

I doesth not knoweth if I areth capable of talking in the Queen's English ma'am. Mi ago twang for you to understandeth. Mi bawn and grow dere a country same wey still and mi knoweth how you Town folk stayeth.

[JA Tam 7]

Girl, sometime when I read the complaints, it bun me yu se. I caan stan it, but me hold me mout cause me nuh waan dem fe ban me, cause if me start me nuh no wen fe tap. (Lang tongue sally) Me bite it nuf time

Sometimes wi haffi get fed up and release it. If wi nuh seh nuttin, it will continue; mi nuh have nuh problem with the warnings that we will get and it is apparent that some are no longer happy in the relationships they have chosen, but Lawd man...mi undastand bout holding the tongue. Mi asways ah tell hubby hout what a gwaan an' 'im a encourage mi fi open mi mout', but yu dun know, wi nah deh pon dis fi-eva. A certain people wi come back fah and wi a'ready a mek di connections fi new friendships. Mek dem tan deh.

I am going to be in so much trouble, a work mi suppose fi ah do (have exam Saturday), and mi siddung yah a follow up pon di thread.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Jawiiiii..wah mi tell you...Bap bap bap..BAD GYAL no bac from nuttin..wi seh wah we affi seh no bizniz a who..dun know...a town mi come from so some patwah mi caan understand....woooaiiiiii..so please talk wah me can read include some proper english puhlease...

walk good

Kimmy

I doesth not knoweth if I areth capable of talking in the Queen's English ma'am. Mi ago twang for you to understandeth. Mi bawn and grow dere a country same wey still and mi knoweth how you Town folk stayeth.

WAOOIIIIIIIIEEEE....!!!!! MI BELLY A BUN MI..I CAAN TEK NO MORE.....DRAMA !!! U NEED FI GO WRITE U stroy so mi can occupy mi time :)

Tanks fi observing mi request... wooaiiiii

walk good

kimmy

Edited November 8, 2007 by kimmykashi

[clairern 0]

Jawiiiii..wah mi tell you...Bap bap bap..BAD GYAL no bac from nuttin..wi seh wah we affi seh no bizniz a who..dun know...a town mi come from so some patwah mi caan understand....woooaiiiiii..so please talk wah me can read include some proper english puhlease...

walk good

Kimmy

I doesth not knoweth if I areth capable of talking in the Queen's English ma'am. Mi ago twang for you to understandeth. Mi bawn and grow dere a country same wey still and mi knoweth how you Town folk stayeth.

[jawi876 2]

Jawi, yu too bad! Some of the derogatory comments on here about Jamaica and Jamaicans have gotten to me as well. If you know people who are like that, please keep it to them, but some of the generalizations have been too much, especially considering that they have fallen in love with and married Jamaicans. I am proud of my country, despite its issues, but as the colours of our flag represent: Hardships there are (black), but the land is green and the sun shines; we will continue to prosper despite all that ah gwaan.

Unnu nuh haffi like wi, but unnu ah go respec wi still! Gwaan tru Jawi

How do you fight against your own family? How do you generalize and stereotype your man's family? He is magically different from his family where he born and grow. He grew up among a bunch of money hungry begging good for nothing leeches that should be drowned in the flood waters while holding their cell phones. But, he now he is DIFFERENT!

oonu tink oonu give dem nuff pages fe read inna de YAARDIE thread? or dem ago skip ie cuz ie tuh hard fe read? waaaaaaaaaaiiieee...whaa a ting!

[JA Tam 7]

Jawi, yu too bad! Some of the derogatory comments on here about Jamaica and Jamaicans have gotten to me as well. If you know people who are like that, please keep it to them, but some of the generalizations have been too much, especially considering that they have fallen in love with and married Jamaicans. I am proud of my country, despite its issues, but as the colours of our flag represent: Hardships there are (black), but the land is green and the sun shines; we will continue to prosper despite all that ah gwaan.

Unnu nuh haffi like wi, but unnu ah go respec wi still! Gwaan tru Jawi

How do you fight against your own family? How do you generalize and stereotype your man's family? He is magically different from his family where he born and grow. He grew up among a bunch of money hungry begging good for nothing leeches that should be drowned in the flood waters while holding their cell phones. But, he now he is DIFFERENT!

oonu tink oonu give dem nuff pages fe read inna de YAARDIE thread? or dem ago skip ie cuz ie tuh hard fe read? waaaaaaaaaaiiieee...whaa a ting!

Lawd Jawi, too much patois, mi head ah hot mi...but mi hubby tell me a good remedy fi di headache...nuff rooks. I think I could do with a little more headaches from the patwah...let the rooksing commence Like we need an excuse....I am hoping to get some of the VJ water, haffi get a likkle bway inna di mix.

[jawi876 2]

Girl, sometime when I read the complaints, it bun me yu se. I caan stan it, but me hold me mout cause me nuh waan dem fe ban me, cause if me start me nuh no wen fe tap. (Lang tongue sally) Me bite it nuf time

Yuh nuh heasy atall mi gyal...mi tink yuh gwaan easy yereso...nuff positive vibes...but yuh tuh rude!!!

Hahhaaa..u see it...but mi can defend fi mi own so mi nah bac from not a body..yah heard

walk good

kimmy

Cause yuh gwaan like yuh a bull and duppy conqueror!

[Marie876 0]

Mi see de peeps pon de MENA thread chat in Islamic/Hebrew ar whatever de dialect called. Nuff respect cuz dem hembrace de whole ting, lock, stock and barrel.

Dat mi a seh! It comin like one man a marry one gyal from Brazil and den seh him cyaan tek di spanish! Whoever deh pon dis tread mek sure yuh tell yuh fren dem - Dont go a Jamaica or marry a Jamaican if yuh cyaan tek patwa or di cold wata or di outside toilet. Jamaica mi bawn and America mi grow but trust dat mi nah loose mi roots and it a di reason why me stay so now.

Jawi, yu too bad! Some of the derogatory comments on here about Jamaica and Jamaicans have gotten to me as well. If you know people who are like that, please keep it to them, but some of the generalizations have been too much, especially considering that they have fallen in love with and married Jamaicans. I am proud of my country, despite its issues, but as the colours of our flag represent: Hardships there are (black), but the land is green and the sun shines; we will continue to prosper despite all that ah gwaan.

Unnu nuh haffi like wi, but unnu ah go respec wi still! Gwaan tru Jawi

How do you fight against your own family? How do you generalize and stereotype your man's family? He is magically different from his family where he born and grow. He grew up among a bunch of money hungry begging good for nothing leeches that should be drowned in the flood waters while holding their cell phones. But, he now he is DIFFERENT!

oonu tink oonu give dem nuff pages fe read inna de YAARDIE thread? or dem ago skip ie cuz ie tuh hard fe read? waaaaaaaaaaiiieee...whaa a ting!

:lol:

Jomo nuh de ONGLY RUDE GYAL PON DIS BC WEBSITE! Mi nuh stawt war...but mi nuh run frum ie eidda. De best ting fe mi fe do ie tuh low dis before mi sey someting fe ban mi.

I think I will start a PATOIS ONLY thread too. Feel free to stay out of that one too...yuhseemi?

Amen!!!

Edited November 8, 2007 by Marie87

[JaEnglishGirl 34]

unu nuh easy a rass, come tek ova di ppl dem tread.....lawddddddddddd