Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 4)

[Forever Young 1]

The"dread" shouted out "BlOODCLAATT!! DEM CUM BACK WID FLASHLIGHT FI I AND I !!"

LLLLAAWWWDDD

Blood vessel arready buss inna mi yeye dis mawnin an now dis - a kill yuh try fi kill me

Girl, I think we have the same stupid sense of humor!!! When I read this one I bus out inna one dutty laugh & could not stop laughing!!! I was like no one else is gonna think this is funny, but my crazy behind!!! But, I post in anyway...just in case! Glad yuh enjoyed it!!

, Gill

P.S.- Is wuh 'appen tuh yuh yeye now?

Edited November 1, 2007 by Deyoungting

[Yaads 0]

Morning Yardies! Is it Friday yet?!

Classy~ What a tough decision to have to make but I am glad that you realized that it wasn't going to work before you got too committed. Although the pain is not less, at least you won't have to worry about financial and legal obligations. I am sorry that it didn't end the way that you had hoped but stay strong and know that you deserve someone wonderful and you will find that special person. (((Hugs))) and if you ever need to chat, just let me know. Please don't be a stranger to the thread and know that even though your journey has ended you are more than welcome to stay around and continue to be a part of the Yardie family

[Jonesie 1]

The"dread" shouted out "BlOODCLAATT!! DEM CUM BACK WID FLASHLIGHT FI I AND I !!"

LLLLAAWWWDDD

Blood vessel arready buss inna mi yeye dis mawnin an now dis - a kill yuh try fi kill me

Girl, I think we have the same stupid sense of humor!!! When I read this one I bus out inna one dutty laugh & could not stop laughing!!! I was like no one else is gonna think this is funny, but my crazy behind!!! But, I post in anyway...just in case! Glad yuh enjoyed it!!

, Gill

P.S.- Is wuh 'appen tuh yuh yeye now?

Mi nuh knoa - mi wake up an mi yeye dem a hot mi. Look inna di glass an pure red mi si like mi bun ganga

[Yaads 0]

Mi nuh knoa - mi wake up an mi yeye dem a hot mi. Look inna di glass an pure red mi si like mi bun ganga

Oh no Jonesie I hope your eyes stop burning you!

[Jonesie 1]

Mi nuh knoa - mi wake up an mi yeye dem a hot mi. Look inna di glass an pure red mi si like mi bun ganga

Oh no Jonesie I hope your eyes stop burning you!

I just got over an eye infection and now this

[Forever Young 1]

Mi nuh knoa - mi wake up an mi yeye dem a hot mi. Look inna di glass an pure red mi si like mi bun ganga

Oh no Jonesie I hope your eyes stop burning you!

I just got over an eye infection and now this

It itch, like pink yeye? It hurt, or is it just annoying like yuh feel sittin in deh? Poor Baby, just hang in deh...dis time next month you'll be ..."GOOD TUH GO!!!!" ...Bwoy, when yuh pregnant it's like yuh body tek yuh pon one rhatid rollercoaster ride...HEVERY part of yuh body outta sync one time or deh next...hush Mama...yuh soon done!

Bless,

Gill

Edited November 1, 2007 by Deyoungting

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Jonsie baby..wah happen u a fall apart jeezz

U try visine or something..STOP RUB IT!!

hope it feel betta

Kimmy

[Jonesie 1]

Mi nuh knoa - mi wake up an mi yeye dem a hot mi. Look inna di glass an pure red mi si like mi bun ganga

Oh no Jonesie I hope your eyes stop burning you!

I just got over an eye infection and now this

It itch, like pink yeye? It hurt, or is it just annoying like yuh feel sittin in deh? Poor Baby, just hang in deh...dis time next month you'll be ..."GOOD TUH GO!!!!" ...Bwoy, when yuh pregnant it's like yuh body tek yuh pon one rhatid rollercoaster ride...HEVERY part of yuh body outta sync one time or deh next...hush Mama...yuh soon done!

Bless,

Gill

Eye burns and vision is blurry in the right eye bad.

Tell me about it...can't wait to finally have him

[clairern 0]

Sorry to hear about your eye Jonesie B)

[JA Tam 7]

Well I have decided to end my journey before it even fully began. I have been focusing my attention on a few red flags and decided after much thought and prayer to end my relationship. I want to thank each and every one of you for the advice that I was given. This thread and every thing I have learned from it was truely a blessing. It opened my eyes and and I am very thankful for it. There are alot of strong and beautiful woman here! And even though I am ending my journey you aren't going to get rid of me that easy, lol. I enjoy talking to you guys and reading Jawi's fabulous story! I still have a huge love for Jamaica and its people. And just because "D" wasn't right for me doesn't mean every man in Jamaica is the same. The tears have been shed and now I am at peace with my decision. So onto a new chapter in my life.

Classychic, I am so sorry to hear. I am happy that you have come to this realization before going through this grueling process and later realizing that he is not the one for you. Much love and blessings to you and we look forward to having you on here for a long time to come.

[JA Tam 7]

**********THURSDAY CHUCKLE**********

The Dread & The Mosquito

Gill, that was wickid!!!

[JA Tam 7]

Sorry to hear about your eye Jonesie B)

Ditto...I hope it feels better soon Jonesie

[nannygirl82 0]

oh it feels so nice not to be glued to a toilet this morning....i got so sick last night and thank god it stopped or else i think i would have been going to the hospital it was that bad...i think it was what i had for breakfast because that was the only thing i ate all day because i just didn't feel right....you would think my husband would be caring enough to make sure i was ok....NOPE....as soon as we got home(i got sick again before we made it inside) he ran to the computer and had to check his myspace account....then off he went to bed....cham was the only one who stayed with me...and the same thing this morning...he complained that we didn't have any sex last night....uuummmm he just shows his true colors more and more everyday....

[Forever Young 1]

**********FRIDAY CHUCKLE**********

Woo-hoo, WE MADE IT!!!! Have a good weekend ya'll!!!

Let's do a 2fer today ...it's been a LONNNNNNG week!!

Enjoy!!

Blessed , Gill

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Jamaican Man at KPH

A Jamaican man went to the Kingston Public Hospital (KPH) for medical treatment; he had both ears severely burnt.

Doctor: How did you get your ears so terribly burnt Sir?

Patient: Yuh si Docta, Mi didah rush fi go a Wuk, so mid didah hurry fi press mi shurt. When mi a press it, one eediot call mi pan mi cellphone, an insteada answer di phone, mi pick up de iron an' answa it.

Doctor: Ok Sir, I understand how one ear could be burnt, but I still cannot understand how you got both ears burnt

Patient: Di damn fool nuh go call mi back.

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Mi Rolex

A Jamaican driving in his brand new BMW Z8 pulls over to take a leak. A truck speeding down the street crashes into his door just as he`s about to come out of his car, sending it flying off the hinges. Enraged, he uses his cell phone to call 911.

When the police arrives he explains what happened: "Star, di man jus come lick off de door a mi bimmer!! Mi car write off to rass!!"

The police, after surveying the scene shakes his head in amazement and says, "You Jamaicans are so materialistic. You`re so into the damage of your car door, that you didn`t even realize that your hand is still attached to it!!"

The guy, finally realizing this, looks at his amputated hand and screams out , "Bloodclaat!! Mi rolex!!!"

Edited November 2, 2007 by Deyoungting

[nannygirl82 0]

**********FRIDAY CHUCKLE**********

Woo-hoo, WE MADE IT!!!! Have a good weekend ya'll!!!

Let's do a 2fer today ...it's been a LONNNNNNG week!!

Enjoy!!

Blessed , Gill

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Jamaican Man at KPH

A Jamaican man went to the Kingston Public Hospital (KPH) for medical treatment; he had both ears severely burnt.

Doctor: How did you get your ears so terribly burnt Sir?

Patient: Yuh si Docta, Mi didah rush fi go a Wuk, so mid didah hurry fi press mi shurt. When mi a press it, one eediot call mi pan mi cellphone, an insteada answer di phone, mi pick up de iron an' answa it.

Doctor: Ok Sir, I understand how one ear could be burnt, but I still cannot understand how you got both ears burnt

Patient: Di damn fool nuh go call mi back.

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Mi Rolex

A Jamaican driving in his brand new BMW Z8 pulls over to take a leak. A truck speeding down the street crashes into his door just as he`s about to come out of his car, sending it flying off the hinges. Enraged, he uses his cell phone to call 911.

When the police arrives he explains what happened: "Star, di man jus come lick off de door a mi bimmer!! Mi car write off to rass!!"

The police, after surveying the scene shakes his head in amazement and says, "You Jamaicans are so materialistic. You`re so into the damage of your car door, that you didn`t even realize that your hand is still attached to it!!"

The guy, finally realizing this, looks at his amputated hand and screams out , "Bloodclaat!! Mi rolex!!!"

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