Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 4)

[clairern 0]

Good Morning my VJ family;

Happy Monday to you all. Here is my input for now, a little joke about marriage.

Marriage (Part I )

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and

after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time

I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.

I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless

I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.

I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing

when I want with my old buddies, and don't you

give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said:

"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex

here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not."

(DARN SHE'S GOOD!)

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Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone

that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!"

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone

that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!"

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)

Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no

good in bed either," and storms out of the house.

After some time he realizes he was nasty and

decides to make amends and rings her up.

She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer to the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"

(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)

[clairern 0]

Good Morning All.......

I finally received the DS-230 Visa Application Instructions.......Wooooo Hoooooo!!!!......Now just waiting for Andrew to send the info back to me so I can forward it on to NVC.........Things are moving on!

Congrats girl, you are on a roll!!

[jawi876 2]

Thanks Jawi876,

I wanted you to know that I'm lovin your story in the other thread....

Thanks! *Taking a deep bow and curtsy* Thank you!

Good Morning All.......

I finally received the DS-230 Visa Application Instructions.......Wooooo Hoooooo!!!!......Now just waiting for Andrew to send the info back to me so I can forward it on to NVC.........Things are moving on!

Congrats on the progress!

**********MONDAY CHUCKLE**********

Happy Monday all!! I hope everyone had a great weekend...

Congrats Tonya & JALOVE!!!

Blessings , Gill

****************************Enjoy************

Southern USA State Trooper

One day a Jamaican couple was driving along a high way somewhere South in the USA when a State trooper stopped them.

Upon reaching the car, the Trooper said in his good southern drawl "Howdy ... speeding?"

The Jamaican woman exclaimed "A wah Im seh?"

The Jamaican man replied to her "Im seh we a drive too fass"

The trooper continued "I'm going to have to give you all a ticket"

The woman exclaimed again "A wah Im seh?"

Slightly irritated, the Jamaican man replied "Im seh wi a go get a traffic ticket"

The trooper, now recognising their Jamaican accents said to them "Y'all from Jamaica? I went to Jamaica once!"

The woman once again exclaimed "A wah Im seh?"

The Husband, nearly at his limit replied "Im seh Im go Jamaica already"

The trooper continued, "I met a Jamaican Girl there and we had sex. You know it was the worst piece of ### I ever had in my life"

The woman once again exclaimed "A wah Im seh?"

The Jamaican man, having all that he could bear exclaims, "IM SEH IM KNOW YUH!!!!!"

[shrewdgal 0]

Hey guys!

I just wanted to add (but I am thinking most of you probably already know this) for those of you doing the K-3 or CR-1 that you can get your husband added to your car insurance as a non-driver for more documentation and the rate shouldnt go up (if anything go down b/c now you are married!).

I also have a question. How are you going to file your taxes at the end of this year as far as filing status. I would think married filing separately but like the additional income would be zero..right?

[Jengles 0]

Question - We want mr jengles children to come up next summer. will they need a visitors visa or can they get a k-4?

[nannygirl82 0]

congratz tonya....maybe he will be here before christmas!!!!!

well just got back from my first ultrasound....man did i have to pee....but i am 2 weeks further along that what i thought....so they say the EDD is April 21

[nannygirl82 0]

[brownnskinn 0]

The woman once again exclaimed "A wah Im seh?"

The Jamaican man, having all that he could bear exclaims, "IM SEH IM KNOW YUH!!!!!"

[brownnskinn 0]

His new bride said:

"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex

here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not."

(DARN SHE'S GOOD!)

Yeah she's good!!!

[brownnskinn 0]

WTH?? Is that a dog she's holding up

[USA-Jamaica 0]

Good Morning All,

David arrived in Atlanta, GA on time Friday evening . He stated the POE was a breeze. Everyone was very nice and welcomed him to the USA. We had very quiet and peaceful weekend. I am working from home this week just to help out in his transition to living here. He really wants his SSC to get here so he can start applying for jobs but otherwise he seem to be okay and not missing Jamaica too much. It really helps that he has several really good friends in the Atlanta area. A couple of them lives in our same area. Now that my baby is here I know I will not have time to visit the site as much but if any one feels I can assist in any way;please PM or email me. Again thanks for all the support and info. Also wishing all pending cases a speedy process.

Jenice

[nannygirl82 0]

WTH?? Is that a dog she's holding up

cause they did it another way.....

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Tonya congrats girll things are moving..

Jenice...so happy hubby is here and things are well so far..let me know how his adjustment goes..u can PM me...

Kimmy

[jawi876 2]

Good Morning All,

David arrived in Atlanta, GA on time Friday evening . He stated the POE was a breeze. Everyone was very nice and welcomed him to the USA. We had very quiet and peaceful weekend. I am working from home this week just to help out in his transition to living here. He really wants his SSC to get here so he can start applying for jobs but otherwise he seem to be okay and not missing Jamaica too much. It really helps that he has several really good friends in the Atlanta area. A couple of them lives in our same area. Now that my baby is here I know I will not have time to visit the site as much but if any one feels I can assist in any way;please PM or email me. Again thanks for all the support and info. Also wishing all pending cases a speedy process.

Jenice

Jenice,

I'm so happy for you and David! Congratulations. Feel free to call me. Love you girl!

WTH?? Is that a dog she's holding up

cause they did it another way.....

I kept trying to figure out why she was holding a little piggy. LOL waaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiieeee...now I get it.

[Sonshyne 2]

Good Morning All.......

I finally received the DS-230 Visa Application Instructions.......Wooooo Hoooooo!!!!......Now just waiting for Andrew to send the info back to me so I can forward it on to NVC.........Things are moving on!

Congrats another step forward