Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 4)

[rhondapayter 0]

If you're lucky!!

Mine lasted until almost 20 weeks, then the heartburn started

Didn't actually stop throwing up for my entire pregnancy, if I got something stuck in my throat and had to cough, everything would come up

urghhhh HATED being pregnant, NEVER again!!

Hey woman, why did you change your screen name? I almost didn't recognize you! How's the baby?

[rhondapayter 0]

I LOVED being pregnant!!

Yes, it is awesome having a human being growing inside of you and feeling him/her move and kick, BUT I don't understand how anyone can say they LOVE being pregnant?!!!!!

People were laughing and staring at this Jamaican guy in high heels running down the aisle. We settled on a pair of white strappy 3" wedge heels. At home, he spent most of the night running back and forth on the back porch. I was crying with laughter almost all night. I'm sure the neighbors think we are nuts.

I hope you took pictures!!!

[rhondapayter 0]

Good morning ladies

for Deyounting, Kimmy and Jawi, here's a flashback photo for you

Damn Beenie Man looks HOT!!!!

[rhondapayter 0]

I talked to my doc and they said after a week if baby boy still ain't here then we need to start alternate methods to start labor (sweeping membranes , rooksin , etc.).

What do you mean woman? It's too soon!!! Why does he want you to go into labor already???

Watch out for 3rd trimester - some women experience a return of nausea (like me )

I wasn't trying to scare her yet! I just have a sore back, swollen feet and ankles, heart-burn, and trouble getting comfortable..... Just the usual!

[rhondapayter 0]

mi hex-husband Beenie still sweet mi tuh baxside....lawd!

I have to agree with Jawi - I think Beenie Man is waaaaay sexier! He reminds me of a guy I used to date

[Forever Young 1]

**********Wednesday Chuckle**********

HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!

Enjoy ,

Gill ...(Let me know if translation is needed)

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Aliens In Jamaica

There was this couple sitting on the porch in Westmoreland, Jamaica watching the sun go down. All of a sudden this shooting light went across the sunset.

Wife: "A wha dat?"

Husband: "A mus' one space ship."

Wife: "Spaceship???? You damn Eeediat!!"

A little while later the couple went back into the house. Suddenly there was a knock on the door and the husband opened it. There was an alien couple on the doorstep.

Alien Male: "Good evening, we come in peace. May we rest in your dwelling while our space ship is fixed?" The husband's eyes almost popped out of his head because the female alien had a WICKED body.

Husband: "Come een, come een. Of course you can come an' res' yuhself." So the husband and wife fed and watered their guests and showed them to their room for the night.

Male Alien: "Where we come from it is our tradition to swop partners when we have guests." Well, the husband was up to it, because the female alien was seriously turning him on with her looks.

Husband: "Well, dats alright with me."

Wife: "Oh, I don't know, because I don't really believe in dat kind of t'ing."

Husband: "Come on honey, is only a lickle bit of fun, an nobody nuh gwine know."

Wife: "Well, OK then."

The male alien takes the wife into his room, and, knowing that she wasn't 100% comfortable with the idea, he was very gentle and gave her plenty foreplay. When they got into the swing of things the male alien asked, "would you like a bit more length?"

Wife: "Likkle more length,? hee! hee!, a wha yuh mean? How you gwine do dat?"

So the alien twists his right ear, and presto!, his willy gets longer. Well the wife was having a whale of a time when the Alien asked, "would you like a bit more width?"

Wife: "Width! Well, OK then."

So the alien twists his left ear, and presto!, his willy gets fatter.

The following morning the wife wakes up with the biggest smile you can imagine on her face and walks into the living room to find her husband looking vex sitting on the sofa.

Wife: "Hello darling, did you have a good night last night?"

Husband: "Stuups ..... No! All night long di damn woman just deh deh a twis up, twis up mi rass ears dem".

Edited October 17, 2007 by Deyoungting

[Jonesie 1]

I talked to my doc and they said after a week if baby boy still ain't here then we need to start alternate methods to start labor (sweeping membranes , rooksin , etc.).

What do you mean woman? It's too soon!!! Why does he want you to go into labor already???

Watch out for 3rd trimester - some women experience a return of nausea (like me )

I wasn't trying to scare her yet! I just have a sore back, swollen feet and ankles, heart-burn, and trouble getting comfortable..... Just the usual!

They meant if I go a week past Dec 15th (EDD) and he's still not here *lol* didn't mean to worry you!

My heartburn has subsided but my left ankle looks like one big ### sausage LOL and my right is not as bad. Seems like my left side is taking more of the brunt of this pregnancy (those 5 stretch marks I told you about are on the left side too). Don't even remind me about "getting comfortable" - that does not exist anymore

**********Wednesday Chuckle**********

HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!

Enjoy ,

Gill ...(Let me know if translation is needed)

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Aliens In Jamaica

There was this couple sitting on the porch in Westmoreland, Jamaica watching the sun go down. All of a sudden this shooting light went across the sunset.

Wife: "A wha dat?"

Husband: "A mus' one space ship."

Wife: "Spaceship???? You damn Eeediat!!"

A little while later the couple went back into the house. Suddenly there was a knock on the door and the husband opened it. There was an alien couple on the doorstep.

Alien Male: "Good evening, we come in peace. May we rest in your dwelling while our space ship is fixed?" The husband's eyes almost popped out of his head because the female alien had a WICKED body.

Husband: "Come een, come een. Of course you can come an' res' yuhself." So the husband and wife fed and watered their guests and showed them to their room for the night.

Male Alien: "Where we come from it is our tradition to swop partners when we have guests." Well, the husband was up to it, because the female alien was seriously turning him on with her looks.

Husband: "Well, dats alright with me."

Wife: "Oh, I don't know, because I don't really believe in dat kind of t'ing."

Husband: "Come on honey, is only a lickle bit of fun, an nobody nuh gwine know."

Wife: "Well, OK then."

The male alien takes the wife into his room, and, knowing that she wasn't 100% comfortable with the idea, he was very gentle and gave her plenty foreplay. When they got into the swing of things the male alien asked, "would you like a bit more length?"

Wife: "Likkle more length,? hee! hee!, a wha yuh mean? How you gwine do dat?"

So the alien twists his right ear, and presto!, his willy gets longer. Well the wife was having a whale of a time when the Alien asked, "would you like a bit more width?"

Wife: "Width! Well, OK then."

So the alien twists his left ear, and presto!, his willy gets fatter.

The following morning the wife wakes up with the biggest smile you can imagine on her face and walks into the living room to find her husband looking vex sitting on the sofa.

Wife: "Hello darling, did you have a good night last night?"

Husband: "Stuups ..... No! All night long di damn woman just deh deh a twis up, twis up mi rass ears dem".

OOOOOMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGG :lol:

you gonna get me fired! LOL

Hey Trinilad congrats to you and wifey! And if you don't come back before the time - happy holidays

[SupportOAFJF 0]

I talked to my doc and they said after a week if baby boy still ain't here then we need to start alternate methods to start labor (sweeping membranes , rooksin , etc.).

What do you mean woman? It's too soon!!! Why does he want you to go into labor already???

Watch out for 3rd trimester - some women experience a return of nausea (like me )

I wasn't trying to scare her yet! I just have a sore back, swollen feet and ankles, heart-burn, and trouble getting comfortable..... Just the usual!

They meant if I go a week past Dec 15th (EDD) and he's still not here *lol* didn't mean to worry you!

My heartburn has subsided but my left ankle looks like one big ### sausage LOL and my right is not as bad. Seems like my left side is taking more of the brunt of this pregnancy (those 5 stretch marks I told you about are on the left side too). Don't even remind me about "getting comfortable" - that does not exist anymore

**********Wednesday Chuckle**********

HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!

Enjoy ,

Gill ...(Let me know if translation is needed)

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********

Aliens In Jamaica

There was this couple sitting on the porch in Westmoreland, Jamaica watching the sun go down. All of a sudden this shooting light went across the sunset.

Wife: "A wha dat?"

Husband: "A mus' one space ship."

Wife: "Spaceship???? You damn Eeediat!!"

A little while later the couple went back into the house. Suddenly there was a knock on the door and the husband opened it. There was an alien couple on the doorstep.

Alien Male: "Good evening, we come in peace. May we rest in your dwelling while our space ship is fixed?" The husband's eyes almost popped out of his head because the female alien had a WICKED body.

Husband: "Come een, come een. Of course you can come an' res' yuhself." So the husband and wife fed and watered their guests and showed them to their room for the night.

Male Alien: "Where we come from it is our tradition to swop partners when we have guests." Well, the husband was up to it, because the female alien was seriously turning him on with her looks.

Husband: "Well, dats alright with me."

Wife: "Oh, I don't know, because I don't really believe in dat kind of t'ing."

Husband: "Come on honey, is only a lickle bit of fun, an nobody nuh gwine know."

Wife: "Well, OK then."

The male alien takes the wife into his room, and, knowing that she wasn't 100% comfortable with the idea, he was very gentle and gave her plenty foreplay. When they got into the swing of things the male alien asked, "would you like a bit more length?"

Wife: "Likkle more length,? hee! hee!, a wha yuh mean? How you gwine do dat?"

So the alien twists his right ear, and presto!, his willy gets longer. Well the wife was having a whale of a time when the Alien asked, "would you like a bit more width?"

Wife: "Width! Well, OK then."

So the alien twists his left ear, and presto!, his willy gets fatter.

The following morning the wife wakes up with the biggest smile you can imagine on her face and walks into the living room to find her husband looking vex sitting on the sofa.

Wife: "Hello darling, did you have a good night last night?"

Husband: "Stuups ..... No! All night long di damn woman just deh deh a twis up, twis up mi rass ears dem".

OOOOOMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGG :lol:

you gonna get me fired! LOL

Hey Trinilad congrats to you and wifey! And if you don't come back before the time - happy holidays

..dat is not right ...

[Forever Young 1]

Hi Everyone, Wow, it's really slow today.

Just wondering if anyone has heard from JALOVE??

Bless-Bless ,

Gill

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Hi Everyone, Wow, it's really slow today.

Just wondering if anyone has heard from JALOVE??

Bless-Bless ,

Gill

I know..no one around..no I haven't heard anything....hope all is well

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Gill wah u up to today...so he went with today..she came and picked him up..seh she a go walk the city

[Nicky Salmon 0]

**********Wednesday Chuckle**********

HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!

Enjoy ,

Gill ...(Let me know if translation is needed)

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********

Aliens In Jamaica

There was this couple sitting on the porch in Westmoreland, Jamaica watching the sun go down. All of a sudden this shooting light went across the sunset.

Wife: "A wha dat?"

Husband: "A mus' one space ship."

Wife: "Spaceship???? You damn Eeediat!!"

A little while later the couple went back into the house. Suddenly there was a knock on the door and the husband opened it. There was an alien couple on the doorstep.

Alien Male: "Good evening, we come in peace. May we rest in your dwelling while our space ship is fixed?" The husband's eyes almost popped out of his head because the female alien had a WICKED body.

Husband: "Come een, come een. Of course you can come an' res' yuhself." So the husband and wife fed and watered their guests and showed them to their room for the night.

Male Alien: "Where we come from it is our tradition to swop partners when we have guests." Well, the husband was up to it, because the female alien was seriously turning him on with her looks.

Husband: "Well, dats alright with me."

Wife: "Oh, I don't know, because I don't really believe in dat kind of t'ing."

Husband: "Come on honey, is only a lickle bit of fun, an nobody nuh gwine know."

Wife: "Well, OK then."

The male alien takes the wife into his room, and, knowing that she wasn't 100% comfortable with the idea, he was very gentle and gave her plenty foreplay. When they got into the swing of things the male alien asked, "would you like a bit more length?"

Wife: "Likkle more length,? hee! hee!, a wha yuh mean? How you gwine do dat?"

So the alien twists his right ear, and presto!, his willy gets longer. Well the wife was having a whale of a time when the Alien asked, "would you like a bit more width?"

Wife: "Width! Well, OK then."

So the alien twists his left ear, and presto!, his willy gets fatter.

The following morning the wife wakes up with the biggest smile you can imagine on her face and walks into the living room to find her husband looking vex sitting on the sofa.

Wife: "Hello darling, did you have a good night last night?"

Husband: "Stuups ..... No! All night long di damn woman just deh deh a twis up, twis up mi rass ears dem".

HA! HA! Sweet.

[Nicky Salmon 0]

Hi Everyone, Wow, it's really slow today.

Just wondering if anyone has heard from JALOVE??

Bless-Bless ,

Gill

I haven't i hope she is ok. She is supposed to be coming back today right.

[nannygirl82 0]

**********Wednesday Chuckle**********

HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!

Enjoy ,

Gill ...(Let me know if translation is needed)

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Aliens In Jamaica

There was this couple sitting on the porch in Westmoreland, Jamaica watching the sun go down. All of a sudden this shooting light went across the sunset.

Wife: "A wha dat?"

Husband: "A mus' one space ship."

Wife: "Spaceship???? You damn Eeediat!!"

A little while later the couple went back into the house. Suddenly there was a knock on the door and the husband opened it. There was an alien couple on the doorstep.

Alien Male: "Good evening, we come in peace. May we rest in your dwelling while our space ship is fixed?" The husband's eyes almost popped out of his head because the female alien had a WICKED body.

Husband: "Come een, come een. Of course you can come an' res' yuhself." So the husband and wife fed and watered their guests and showed them to their room for the night.

Male Alien: "Where we come from it is our tradition to swop partners when we have guests." Well, the husband was up to it, because the female alien was seriously turning him on with her looks.

Husband: "Well, dats alright with me."

Wife: "Oh, I don't know, because I don't really believe in dat kind of t'ing."

Husband: "Come on honey, is only a lickle bit of fun, an nobody nuh gwine know."

Wife: "Well, OK then."

The male alien takes the wife into his room, and, knowing that she wasn't 100% comfortable with the idea, he was very gentle and gave her plenty foreplay. When they got into the swing of things the male alien asked, "would you like a bit more length?"

Wife: "Likkle more length,? hee! hee!, a wha yuh mean? How you gwine do dat?"

So the alien twists his right ear, and presto!, his willy gets longer. Well the wife was having a whale of a time when the Alien asked, "would you like a bit more width?"

Wife: "Width! Well, OK then."

So the alien twists his left ear, and presto!, his willy gets fatter.

The following morning the wife wakes up with the biggest smile you can imagine on her face and walks into the living room to find her husband looking vex sitting on the sofa.

Wife: "Hello darling, did you have a good night last night?"

Husband: "Stuups ..... No! All night long di damn woman just deh deh a twis up, twis up mi rass ears dem".

that was great!!!!

[Forever Young 1]

Gill wah u up to today...so he went with today..she came and picked him up..seh she a go walk the city

Nuttin much Sistren! Surrrrrps...mek dem gwaan...dyam foolishness!! Bwoy, mi wouldda like fi 'walk' deh city tuh!

OFF TOPIC****

Can I tell you I am LIVID right now! I sent a care package to Ken...EXPRESS...anyway THREE weeks later it finally arrives. He goes to pick it up...$2280JA, please!

I was like WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT??? #######? I spent almost $150US to send it express, now they have the NERVE fi charge him pon toppi it? So, you done know me already I call the head Post Office and gave them my finest American twang and explained that I had already paid for this package. Why should my fiance have to pay for a gift again? So he says "Ohhhh, you paid for the FIRST part! Him haffi pay for the last part! We opened the package and gave it a customs tax based upon the contents!! I'm so sorry for any inconvience, but that's the system."

I kindly told him..."Well, your system is F--KERY!!! Mi couldda buy a plane ticket pon ounuh bandolo airlines, fly dung deh and hand him the blinking package fi almost the same bloodclaat price...SURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPS<long dutty nasty kiss teet> " (Of course, deh Yardie came out at that point! )and hang up the phone...BAM!

Bwoy, Jamaica is really a bloody rip-off!

Just had to share that...thanks for letting me vent...how's everyone elses day going?

, Gill

Hi Everyone, Wow, it's really slow today.

Just wondering if anyone has heard from JALOVE??

Bless-Bless ,

Gill

I haven't i hope she is ok. She is supposed to be coming back today right.

Yeah Nick, I think she was catching an early flight and going straight to work!

Thanks...jus' checking! -Gill