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Hey ladies;

Who is going to JA this month? I going next wednesday for seven glorious days. I am excited, nervous, apprehensive. Name all the emotions, I have them. Mike tells me that I have a nervous disorder. :rolleyes::rolleyes::jest::jest:

Claire...Dare I say I think what Mike described as a 'Nervous Disorder' may be Love (L)(L)(L)?

But Hey one woman's love, could be a next man's 'Nervous Disorder' :lol::lol:

Blessings (L),

Gill

Lawd him gaan...

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BUT WAIT....mi not even did see sey dis scalawa bwoy a seh my man no have nuttin under him....hey bloodclat bwoy u know u love man but u nah find out wah my man have under him cause mi know u love dig out man back....

Ratid dis ya woman mad now. call the si-cry-trist....head gone. call the doc......call the nurse...call the police.....call the vet. I guess your friends on here can see the type of person you are......NOTHING. you are only something pretending to be someone.

Shame on you.

PS. If I did love man, yours wouldn't qualify.

PEACE! I STILL LOVE YOU. SEE YOU AROUND. ENOUGH SAID.

I've been reading the BS that this person has been posting and I wasn't even going to entertain the comments, but I can no longer hold mi mouth shut!!!

Who the F**K are you and where did you come from?? Your comments are unwanted and very uncalled for!!! If you don't have anything nice to say... Then just don't say nothing!! You know they also say that misery loves company!! Well let me tell you, we are not miserable and we don't want your company because you're not right!! So you either need to get some ACT RIGHT or GET ON!! The choice is yours!!

USCIS

06-28-2011-Mailed I-130

07-03-2011-NOA1

12-08-2011-NOA2

NVC

12-19-2012-NVC Received Case

01-06-2012-Case Number

01-25-2012-Case Completed

02-21-2012-Medical

03-06-2012-Interview--APPROVED

03-13-2012-VISA RECEIVED

03-16-2012-POE ATL

ROC

02/24/2014-Mailed I-751

02/26/2014-Package Received

02/28/2014-NOA1 Hard Copy

02/28/2014-Check Cashed

03/25/2014-Biometrics Appt

06/04/2014-RFE Sent more info back on 07/29/2014

09/04/2014 ROC Approved

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Sonshyne, I can't stand ppl like him wah a come and a pass judgement pon ppl him no know botu..or rather a thread he doesn't know about...tank God him gone !

BUT WAIT....mi not even did see sey dis scalawa bwoy a seh my man no have nuttin under him....hey bloodclat bwoy u know u love man but u nah find out wah my man have under him cause mi know u love dig out man back....

Ratid dis ya woman mad now. call the si-cry-trist....head gone. call the doc......call the nurse...call the police.....call the vet. I guess your friends on here can see the type of person you are......NOTHING. you are only something pretending to be someone.

Shame on you.

PS. If I did love man, yours wouldn't qualify.

PEACE! I STILL LOVE YOU. SEE YOU AROUND. ENOUGH SAID.

I've been reading the BS that this person has been posting and I wasn't even going to entertain the comments, but I can no longer hold mi mouth shut!!!

Who the F**K are you and where did you come from?? Your comments are unwanted and very uncalled for!!! If you don't have anything nice to say... Then just don't say nothing!! You know they also say that misery loves company!! Well let me tell you, we are not miserable and we don't want your company because you're not right!! So you either need to get some ACT RIGHT or GET ON!! The choice is yours!!

On another note..Jomo I gotchu whenever u ready just holla :):lol:

MOTIVATE A CHILD... SUPPORT OPEN ARMS FOR JAMAICA'S FUTURE, INC. WE NEED A BRIGHTER TOMORROW !!!!!!

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haHAHAAA...se mi did tell u seh him suppose to come and dem tun him dung.. :lol::lol: ...I'm what u wish u were....A WOMAN !...u figet seh bugary illegal a JA !!..no worry dem soon find u...

OMG Shawn- you're back :jest: . You always did provide us with some laughs back in the day.

Did you ever make it to the States?

Shawn mi tink u affi u cook..what happened !

They will find him in time and then he will stop all this foolishness :thumbs:

You think I am a idiot, or a **? YOU ARE DEAD WRONG BABY. who do you think you are? And by the way, I am in the States, which is not very special as your shallow brain will think. I travel all over the world and have seen the good and the bad (bad being like you) And oh, I will be missing rebel slaute, I will be in Brazil. Leaving back from Jamaica after sting (Jan2)

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BUT WAIT....mi not even did see sey dis scalawa bwoy a seh my man no have nuttin under him....hey bloodclat bwoy u know u love man but u nah find out wah my man have under him cause mi know u love dig out man back....

:o

:lol::lol::no: Yall are too much fi mi :lol:

This is really fun. I think this person is just trying to rile you ladies up. Just ignore the posts and let shim go away. If shim is ignored long enough shim will go away. :thumbs::thumbs: Sound like a **!!!lol

Hopefully so :angry:

Sonshyne, I can't stand ppl like him wah a come and a pass judgement pon ppl him no know botu..or rather a thread he doesn't know about...tank God him gone !

BUT WAIT....mi not even did see sey dis scalawa bwoy a seh my man no have nuttin under him....hey bloodclat bwoy u know u love man but u nah find out wah my man have under him cause mi know u love dig out man back....

Ratid dis ya woman mad now. call the si-cry-trist....head gone. call the doc......call the nurse...call the police.....call the vet. I guess your friends on here can see the type of person you are......NOTHING. you are only something pretending to be someone.

Shame on you.

PS. If I did love man, yours wouldn't qualify.

PEACE! I STILL LOVE YOU. SEE YOU AROUND. ENOUGH SAID.

I've been reading the BS that this person has been posting and I wasn't even going to entertain the comments, but I can no longer hold mi mouth shut!!!

Who the F**K are you and where did you come from?? Your comments are unwanted and very uncalled for!!! If you don't have anything nice to say... Then just don't say nothing!! You know they also say that misery loves company!! Well let me tell you, we are not miserable and we don't want your company because you're not right!! So you either need to get some ACT RIGHT or GET ON!! The choice is yours!!

On another note..Jomo I gotchu whenever u ready just holla :):lol:

Me too :yes::thumbs: Just say the word :lol:

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USCIS

06-28-2011-Mailed I-130

07-03-2011-NOA1

12-08-2011-NOA2

NVC

12-19-2012-NVC Received Case

01-06-2012-Case Number

01-25-2012-Case Completed

02-21-2012-Medical

03-06-2012-Interview--APPROVED

03-13-2012-VISA RECEIVED

03-16-2012-POE ATL

ROC

02/24/2014-Mailed I-751

02/26/2014-Package Received

02/28/2014-NOA1 Hard Copy

02/28/2014-Check Cashed

03/25/2014-Biometrics Appt

06/04/2014-RFE Sent more info back on 07/29/2014

09/04/2014 ROC Approved

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Ok why r u back..mi done wid u..dash u weh like rubbish..galang to sidung and find a stove fi go cook...Who cares where u r, going or have been. It's a pity u yah and run off u mout. The states no special so wah u f**k the man batty fah fi get u papers fi come yah..like mi seh I'm done...a maaama man alone argue wid ooman..so lata fi u !!

haHAHAAA...se mi did tell u seh him suppose to come and dem tun him dung.. :lol::lol: ...I'm what u wish u were....A WOMAN !...u figet seh bugary illegal a JA !!..no worry dem soon find u...

OMG Shawn- you're back :jest: . You always did provide us with some laughs back in the day.

Did you ever make it to the States?

Shawn mi tink u affi u cook..what happened !

They will find him in time and then he will stop all this foolishness :thumbs:

You think I am a idiot, or a **? YOU ARE DEAD WRONG BABY. who do you think you are? And by the way, I am in the States, which is not very special as your shallow brain will think. I travel all over the world and have seen the good and the bad (bad being like you) And oh, I will be missing rebel slaute, I will be in Brazil. Leaving back from Jamaica after sting (Jan2)

MOTIVATE A CHILD... SUPPORT OPEN ARMS FOR JAMAICA'S FUTURE, INC. WE NEED A BRIGHTER TOMORROW !!!!!!

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haHAHAAA...se mi did tell u seh him suppose to come and dem tun him dung.. :lol::lol: ...I'm what u wish u were....A WOMAN !...u figet seh bugary illegal a JA !!..no worry dem soon find u...

OMG Shawn- you're back :jest: . You always did provide us with some laughs back in the day.

Did you ever make it to the States?

Shawn mi tink u affi u cook..what happened !

They will find him in time and then he will stop all this foolishness :thumbs:

You think I am a idiot, or a **? YOU ARE DEAD WRONG BABY. who do you think you are? And by the way, I am in the States, which is not very special as your shallow brain will think.

Then why are you still here??

USCIS

06-28-2011-Mailed I-130

07-03-2011-NOA1

12-08-2011-NOA2

NVC

12-19-2012-NVC Received Case

01-06-2012-Case Number

01-25-2012-Case Completed

02-21-2012-Medical

03-06-2012-Interview--APPROVED

03-13-2012-VISA RECEIVED

03-16-2012-POE ATL

ROC

02/24/2014-Mailed I-751

02/26/2014-Package Received

02/28/2014-NOA1 Hard Copy

02/28/2014-Check Cashed

03/25/2014-Biometrics Appt

06/04/2014-RFE Sent more info back on 07/29/2014

09/04/2014 ROC Approved

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If mi laff mi ded. Lawwd oonu nuh easy atall. Kimmy...mi gyal gwwan tru.

Mi nuh see ow oonu smart oomen let de chi-chi bwoy pull oonu inna wan piece of f***ery. Nuh man dat rate pums gwaan so. De bwoy chat nuff tings bout whaa de next man nuh have...raassclot! Ooonu need fe low im...mek im gwaan back tuh xxx chi chi bwoy site im did lef.

Mi bwoy nuh bodda come in try fe ramp mi eidda....cuz mi already see ow yuh stay. Everytime yuh come an ramp wid ooman...yuh show yuh self. Guess whaa...no matta ow much yuh pull and tuck de hood...yuh still nuh get yuh own pums. Yuh wear tight hup pance and square toe slippa too...

EEEEHHHNNN??? Maybe, yuh gwaan so cuz yuh his wan sorry pums skettel. Wan of de oomen pon VJ tief yuh man? Move wey!!! *laaang dutty kiss teet*

Chat bout.

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According to God's favor...Happily married on 09~09~09

See "Our Story" for K-1 timeline

~AOS Timeline~

Nov 28, 2009 ~~ Mailed off Packet

Dec 01, 2009 ~~ Delivered to Chicago Lockbox and signed for by "L. Box"

Dec 07, 2009 ~~ Check Cashed!

Dec 12, 2009 ~~ All 3 NOA1s received in the mail (dated 12/7/09)

Dec 17, 2009 ~~ InfoPass appointment (Emergency AP granted)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ Biometric Letter arrived (dated 12/15/09)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ RFE for I-693 (dated 12/22/09)

Jan 11, 2010 ~~ Completed Biometrics

Jan 14, 2010 ~~ Sent I-693 in sealed envelope via US Priority Mail

Jan 19, 2010 ~~ Reply to RFE delivered to Lee's Summit, MO @ 5:03 PM signed for by "C BUCHHOLZ"

Jan 20, 2010 ~~ USCIS acknowledged receipt of RFE on I-485 only

Jan 22, 2010 ~~ I-131 AP and I-765 EAD approved (email notice on 1/25/10)

Jan 28, 2010 ~~ USCIS email that I-485 was transferred to CSC on 1/26/10

Jan 30, 2010 ~~ Received EAD and AP via US Postal Service

Feb 01, 2010 ~~ Received notification of case transfer via USPS

May 07, 2010 ~~ Email notification that card production ordered for 1-485

Jun 01, 2010 ~~ Greencard finally arrives w/approval date 2/23/10 (Huh??)

Done until November 25, 2011!!!

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Kimmy don't bother with him and he'll soon go away. It's no fun to argue by your self :whistle: I'm done with his foolishness too.

USCIS

06-28-2011-Mailed I-130

07-03-2011-NOA1

12-08-2011-NOA2

NVC

12-19-2012-NVC Received Case

01-06-2012-Case Number

01-25-2012-Case Completed

02-21-2012-Medical

03-06-2012-Interview--APPROVED

03-13-2012-VISA RECEIVED

03-16-2012-POE ATL

ROC

02/24/2014-Mailed I-751

02/26/2014-Package Received

02/28/2014-NOA1 Hard Copy

02/28/2014-Check Cashed

03/25/2014-Biometrics Appt

06/04/2014-RFE Sent more info back on 07/29/2014

09/04/2014 ROC Approved

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For sure..I'm done too !!

Kimmy don't bother with him and he'll soon go away. It's no fun to argue by your self :whistle: I'm done with his foolishness too.

MOTIVATE A CHILD... SUPPORT OPEN ARMS FOR JAMAICA'S FUTURE, INC. WE NEED A BRIGHTER TOMORROW !!!!!!

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haHAHAAA...se mi did tell u seh him suppose to come and dem tun him dung.. :lol::lol: ...I'm what u wish u were....A WOMAN !...u figet seh bugary illegal a JA !!..no worry dem soon find u...

OMG Shawn- you're back :jest: . You always did provide us with some laughs back in the day.

Did you ever make it to the States?

Shawn mi tink u affi u cook..what happened !

They will find him in time and then he will stop all this foolishness :thumbs:

You think I am a idiot, or a **? YOU ARE DEAD WRONG BABY. who do you think you are? And by the way, I am in the States, which is not very special as your shallow brain will think. I travel all over the world and have seen the good and the bad (bad being like you) And oh, I will be missing rebel slaute, I will be in Brazil. Leaving back from Jamaica after sting (Jan2)

I think you protest way too much. In my experience, that speaks volumes.

To the ladies: you are cracking me up today. I would love to sit on some veranda and gossip with you guys one day.

I also have to say, while I usually can't read your Patois, I am no troubles today. I must think clearer when I am riled up.

Life's just a crazy ride on a run away train

You can't go back for what you've missed

So make it count, hold on tight find a way to make it right

You only get one trip

So make it good, make it last 'cause it all flies by so fast

You only get one trip

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500 pages of yardie and farrin part4.... 4 story book of greencard processing information for spouses, but 99% have been taken up by some members life tories ready to be published. We better go video from now, CNN might just aired it.

Today has been a interesting day, one simple argument led to a rackous, because the truth had be said. Please use instant messaging for your life stories. A file can be build on some member lives. You have to draw the line when it comes to confidentially.

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AHhahaa... :lol::lol: too funny

haHAHAAA...se mi did tell u seh him suppose to come and dem tun him dung.. :lol::lol: ...I'm what u wish u were....A WOMAN !...u figet seh bugary illegal a JA !!..no worry dem soon find u...

OMG Shawn- you're back :jest: . You always did provide us with some laughs back in the day.

Did you ever make it to the States?

Shawn mi tink u affi u cook..what happened !

They will find him in time and then he will stop all this foolishness :thumbs:

You think I am a idiot, or a **? YOU ARE DEAD WRONG BABY. who do you think you are? And by the way, I am in the States, which is not very special as your shallow brain will think. I travel all over the world and have seen the good and the bad (bad being like you) And oh, I will be missing rebel slaute, I will be in Brazil. Leaving back from Jamaica after sting (Jan2)

I think you protest way too much. In my experience, that speaks volumes.

To the ladies: you are cracking me up today. I would love to sit on some veranda and gossip with you guys one day.

I also have to say, while I usually can't read your Patois, I am no troubles today. I must think clearer when I am riled up.

MOTIVATE A CHILD... SUPPORT OPEN ARMS FOR JAMAICA'S FUTURE, INC. WE NEED A BRIGHTER TOMORROW !!!!!!

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If mi laff mi ded. Lawwd oonu nuh easy atall. Kimmy...mi gyal gwwan tru.

Mi nuh see ow oonu smart oomen let de chi-chi bwoy pull oonu inna wan piece of f***ery. Nuh man dat rate pums gwaan so. De bwoy chat nuff tings bout whaa de next man nuh have...raassclot! Ooonu need fe low im...mek im gwaan back tuh xxx chi chi bwoy site im did lef.

Mi bwoy nuh bodda come in try fe ramp mi eidda....cuz mi already see ow yuh stay. Everytime yuh come an ramp wid ooman...yuh show yuh self. Guess whaa...no matta ow much yuh pull and tuck de hood...yuh still nuh get yuh own pums. Yuh wear tight hup pance and square toe slippa too...

EEEEHHHNNN??? Maybe, yuh gwaan so cuz yuh his wan sorry pums skettel. Wan of de oomen pon VJ tief yuh man? Move wey!!! *laaang dutty kiss teet*

Chat bout.

OMFG.........I just spit Diet Pepsi through my nose while reading this!

Life's just a crazy ride on a run away train

You can't go back for what you've missed

So make it count, hold on tight find a way to make it right

You only get one trip

So make it good, make it last 'cause it all flies by so fast

You only get one trip

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haHAHAAA...se mi did tell u seh him suppose to come and dem tun him dung.. :lol::lol: ...I'm what u wish u were....A WOMAN !...u figet seh bugary illegal a JA !!..no worry dem soon find u...

OMG Shawn- you're back :jest: . You always did provide us with some laughs back in the day.

Did you ever make it to the States?

Shawn mi tink u affi u cook..what happened !

They will find him in time and then he will stop all this foolishness :thumbs:

You think I am a idiot, or a **? YOU ARE DEAD WRONG BABY. who do you think you are? And by the way, I am in the States, which is not very special as your shallow brain will think. I travel all over the world and have seen the good and the bad (bad being like you) And oh, I will be missing rebel slaute, I will be in Brazil. Leaving back from Jamaica after sting (Jan2)

I think you protest way too much. In my experience, that speaks volumes.

To the ladies: you are cracking me up today. I would love to sit on some veranda and gossip with you guys one day.

I also have to say, while I usually can't read your Patois, I am no troubles today. I must think clearer when I am riled up.

LMAO...mi did wonda bout yuh when mi read tru de post. Yuh nuh miss a beat...big hup yuhself star!

0insijou.png

According to God's favor...Happily married on 09~09~09

See "Our Story" for K-1 timeline

~AOS Timeline~

Nov 28, 2009 ~~ Mailed off Packet

Dec 01, 2009 ~~ Delivered to Chicago Lockbox and signed for by "L. Box"

Dec 07, 2009 ~~ Check Cashed!

Dec 12, 2009 ~~ All 3 NOA1s received in the mail (dated 12/7/09)

Dec 17, 2009 ~~ InfoPass appointment (Emergency AP granted)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ Biometric Letter arrived (dated 12/15/09)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ RFE for I-693 (dated 12/22/09)

Jan 11, 2010 ~~ Completed Biometrics

Jan 14, 2010 ~~ Sent I-693 in sealed envelope via US Priority Mail

Jan 19, 2010 ~~ Reply to RFE delivered to Lee's Summit, MO @ 5:03 PM signed for by "C BUCHHOLZ"

Jan 20, 2010 ~~ USCIS acknowledged receipt of RFE on I-485 only

Jan 22, 2010 ~~ I-131 AP and I-765 EAD approved (email notice on 1/25/10)

Jan 28, 2010 ~~ USCIS email that I-485 was transferred to CSC on 1/26/10

Jan 30, 2010 ~~ Received EAD and AP via US Postal Service

Feb 01, 2010 ~~ Received notification of case transfer via USPS

May 07, 2010 ~~ Email notification that card production ordered for 1-485

Jun 01, 2010 ~~ Greencard finally arrives w/approval date 2/23/10 (Huh??)

Done until November 25, 2011!!!

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