Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 4)

[*JG* 2]

What is your purpose here today, Shawn? If it was to get us in some uproar over what you are saying, it's not going to happen. We aren't going to question our relationships, fight with each other today, or anything so dramatic.

So, state your purpose and open it to constructive comments, or move along. You are ruining a perfectly good day on here.

Girl this day ain't ruined! Its actually quite funny and entertaining. Don't let others bring you down. Don't nobody on here know anybody from Joe Schmoe!

It was okay till he/she started getting a bit too rough on Kimmy. I'm not liking it now.

[^KK^ 3]

I'm with you Marlita.......

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Thanks girl...but mi have someting..misah long tongue..it's ok..good looks though !

What is your purpose here today, Shawn? If it was to get us in some uproar over what you are saying, it's not going to happen. We aren't going to question our relationships, fight with each other today, or anything so dramatic.

So, state your purpose and open it to constructive comments, or move along. You are ruining a perfectly good day on here.

Girl this day ain't ruined! Its actually quite funny and entertaining. Don't let others bring you down. Don't nobody on here know anybody from Joe Schmoe!

It was okay till he/she started getting a bit too rough on Kimmy. I'm not liking it now.

[shawn99 0]

Hmmm..I wonder how u know that...I agree mi chat nuff typical of some women..a time alone u no have ? when last u look under u ! maybe u lack something there as well...

Ok long tongue modda lasshy...no bodda worry urself if fi mi man lef mi even fi a white ooman...I'm so sorry that's what happened to u!...unlike ur man fi mi nah lef mi cause mi lef man tings to a man....unlike u a follow up ooman argument....R U PMSing !!!..cause the last mi check a when one ooman a get her period she cranky SO!

OK missa Shawn or u sure a no Miss Shawn..cause u sure worse dan most a we ooman pon yah wid the back and fort tracing...no body beg u fo read or comment pon any post so please sah...no bodda wid it. Enough already

why r u here..did ur wife/husband lef u,cheated on u and u had no one to talk to ?

Long time I haven't post anything. Congrats to all the approvals, weddings, babies etc, you all deserve it. All who didn't make it in the processing have my sympathy as well as those who have get their husbands or wives here only to have them leave or cheat, but life goes on, so move on.

Keep the post on the process involved coming in obtaining greencard for your love ones, but bway some a dem woman chat yu nuh, dem come pon ya an chat dem life story...wha type a frack dem wear, wha dem man luv fi duh, wha dem puss and dog eat, what dem 2 month baby luv fi eat, whey dem a duh a wok, which is nothing from the amount of post some made while working. when dem bruk or when dem have money, when dem a go a jamaica, when dem man call, wha type a weed dem man smoke, dem man ex., dem man madda granny sister uncle etc, etc, etc, etc. Wow keep it to the minimum call your friends and tell them dont make it that public and I bet most of you r husband dont know that you are gossiping your lifestory like that.

My husband does know what we chat about. I tell him all the time.

I do have to say, I am a little tired of people telling me what I can and cannot chat about in public. I'm a grown woman and I can pretty much say whatever I like. If you don't like it, skip over it.

What a way it bun yu, ah wish yu luck, yu betta understand sey jamaican man nuh kip up wid foolishniss all di time. Cuss if unnu want, cause unnu know seh a nuh lie mi a tell. some a unnu chat unnu life story too much. Throw mi corn, mi nuh call nuh fowl or throw stone inna hag pen, di one get di lick bawl

Nuh worry yuself Miss Kimmy, yu man soon lef yu fi some white gal, and if mi wife lef mi a would'nt tell yu, cause yu would a gossip it all over the world.

Well people get miserable when period come, but dem nuh chat like you. Mi nuh have time fi waste. Mine yu run up yu blood pressa.

When last yuh look unda yu man, nuttin nuh there, thats why yu gone inna menopause before time. A yuh seh suh, cause yu chat everyting.

mi done wid yuh, no time fi waste. guh cook yuh dinner

[Marlita 0]

What is your purpose here today, Shawn? If it was to get us in some uproar over what you are saying, it's not going to happen. We aren't going to question our relationships, fight with each other today, or anything so dramatic.

So, state your purpose and open it to constructive comments, or move along. You are ruining a perfectly good day on here.

Girl this day ain't ruined! Its actually quite funny and entertaining. Don't let others bring you down. Don't nobody on here know anybody from Joe Schmoe!

Girl I'm up here at work and not focused on what I'm supposed to be doing. Enjoying my time on VJ and being entertained by this new found twist of Shawn99. I just pictured it:

All us woman, sitting around on the veranda gossipig and chattin so, then up comes this man yapping about how we chat too much! And that send us in an uproar, and the man get scared and go running off cause he done caused a ruckous in the hen house......Rooster hav no place ina di hen house!

[^KK^ 3]

What is your purpose here today, Shawn? If it was to get us in some uproar over what you are saying, it's not going to happen. We aren't going to question our relationships, fight with each other today, or anything so dramatic.

So, state your purpose and open it to constructive comments, or move along. You are ruining a perfectly good day on here.

Girl this day ain't ruined! Its actually quite funny and entertaining. Don't let others bring you down. Don't nobody on here know anybody from Joe Schmoe!

Girl I'm up here at work and not focused on what I'm supposed to be doing. Enjoying my time on VJ and being entertained by this new found twist of Shawn99. I just pictured it:

All us woman, sitting around on the veranda gossipig and chattin so, then up comes this man yapping about how we chat too much! And that send us in an uproar, and the man get scared and go running off cause he done caused a ruckous in the hen house......Rooster hav no place ina di hen house!

Amen.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

U'll neva know cause ...u caan get the time a day fi dis...mi know wah mi woulda want u do under there though..but then again mi no want u scrape mi up...u dash weh u piss pon from mawning yet bwoy ! u modda neva teach u nuttin....yeah maybe u need a job like me..dats why u can deh home cook dem time yah like maama man...u man have u on a leash..caan do nuttin wid out reporting in....Mi inna menopause so dat mean mi a ooman..still no sure bout u...!

Hmmm..I wonder how u know that...I agree mi chat nuff typical of some women..a time alone u no have ? when last u look under u ! maybe u lack something there as well...

Ok long tongue modda lasshy...no bodda worry urself if fi mi man lef mi even fi a white ooman...I'm so sorry that's what happened to u!...unlike ur man fi mi nah lef mi cause mi lef man tings to a man....unlike u a follow up ooman argument....R U PMSing !!!..cause the last mi check a when one ooman a get her period she cranky SO!

OK missa Shawn or u sure a no Miss Shawn..cause u sure worse dan most a we ooman pon yah wid the back and fort tracing...no body beg u fo read or comment pon any post so please sah...no bodda wid it. Enough already

why r u here..did ur wife/husband lef u,cheated on u and u had no one to talk to ?

Long time I haven't post anything. Congrats to all the approvals, weddings, babies etc, you all deserve it. All who didn't make it in the processing have my sympathy as well as those who have get their husbands or wives here only to have them leave or cheat, but life goes on, so move on.

Keep the post on the process involved coming in obtaining greencard for your love ones, but bway some a dem woman chat yu nuh, dem come pon ya an chat dem life story...wha type a frack dem wear, wha dem man luv fi duh, wha dem puss and dog eat, what dem 2 month baby luv fi eat, whey dem a duh a wok, which is nothing from the amount of post some made while working. when dem bruk or when dem have money, when dem a go a jamaica, when dem man call, wha type a weed dem man smoke, dem man ex., dem man madda granny sister uncle etc, etc, etc, etc. Wow keep it to the minimum call your friends and tell them dont make it that public and I bet most of you r husband dont know that you are gossiping your lifestory like that.

My husband does know what we chat about. I tell him all the time.

I do have to say, I am a little tired of people telling me what I can and cannot chat about in public. I'm a grown woman and I can pretty much say whatever I like. If you don't like it, skip over it.

What a way it bun yu, ah wish yu luck, yu betta understand sey jamaican man nuh kip up wid foolishniss all di time. Cuss if unnu want, cause unnu know seh a nuh lie mi a tell. some a unnu chat unnu life story too much. Throw mi corn, mi nuh call nuh fowl or throw stone inna hag pen, di one get di lick bawl

Nuh worry yuself Miss Kimmy, yu man soon lef yu fi some white gal, and if mi wife lef mi a would'nt tell yu, cause yu would a gossip it all over the world.

Well people get miserable when period come, but dem nuh chat like you. Mi nuh have time fi waste. Mine yu run up yu blood pressa.

When last yuh look unda yu man, nuttin nuh there, thats why yu gone inna menopause before time. A yuh seh suh, cause yu chat everyting.

mi done wid yuh, no time fi waste. guh cook yuh dinner

[*JG* 2]

What is your purpose here today, Shawn? If it was to get us in some uproar over what you are saying, it's not going to happen. We aren't going to question our relationships, fight with each other today, or anything so dramatic.

So, state your purpose and open it to constructive comments, or move along. You are ruining a perfectly good day on here.

Girl this day ain't ruined! Its actually quite funny and entertaining. Don't let others bring you down. Don't nobody on here know anybody from Joe Schmoe!

Girl I'm up here at work and not focused on what I'm supposed to be doing. Enjoying my time on VJ and being entertained by this new found twist of Shawn99. I just pictured it:

All us woman, sitting around on the veranda gossipig and chattin so, then up comes this man yapping about how we chat too much! And that send us in an uproar, and the man get scared and go running off cause he done caused a ruckous in the hen house......Rooster hav no place ina di hen house!

Thanks for making me again!

[Forever Young 1]

Hmmm..I wonder how u know that...I agree mi chat nuff typical of some women..a time alone u no have ? when last u look under u ! maybe u lack something there as well...

Ok long tongue modda lasshy...no bodda worry urself if fi mi man lef mi even fi a white ooman...I'm so sorry that's what happened to u!...unlike ur man fi mi nah lef mi cause mi lef man tings to a man....unlike u a follow up ooman argument....R U PMSing !!!..cause the last mi check a when one ooman a get her period she cranky SO!

OK missa Shawn or u sure a no Miss Shawn..cause u sure worse dan most a we ooman pon yah wid the back and fort tracing...no body beg u fo read or comment pon any post so please sah...no bodda wid it. Enough already

why r u here..did ur wife/husband lef u,cheated on u and u had no one to talk to ?

Long time I haven't post anything. Congrats to all the approvals, weddings, babies etc, you all deserve it. All who didn't make it in the processing have my sympathy as well as those who have get their husbands or wives here only to have them leave or cheat, but life goes on, so move on.

Keep the post on the process involved coming in obtaining greencard for your love ones, but bway some a dem woman chat yu nuh, dem come pon ya an chat dem life story...wha type a frack dem wear, wha dem man luv fi duh, wha dem puss and dog eat, what dem 2 month baby luv fi eat, whey dem a duh a wok, which is nothing from the amount of post some made while working. when dem bruk or when dem have money, when dem a go a jamaica, when dem man call, wha type a weed dem man smoke, dem man ex., dem man madda granny sister uncle etc, etc, etc, etc. Wow keep it to the minimum call your friends and tell them dont make it that public and I bet most of you r husband dont know that you are gossiping your lifestory like that.

My husband does know what we chat about. I tell him all the time.

I do have to say, I am a little tired of people telling me what I can and cannot chat about in public. I'm a grown woman and I can pretty much say whatever I like. If you don't like it, skip over it.

What a way it bun yu, ah wish yu luck, yu betta understand sey jamaican man nuh kip up wid foolishniss all di time. Cuss if unnu want, cause unnu know seh a nuh lie mi a tell. some a unnu chat unnu life story too much. Throw mi corn, mi nuh call nuh fowl or throw stone inna hag pen, di one get di lick bawl

Nuh worry yuself Miss Kimmy, yu man soon lef yu fi some white gal, and if mi wife lef mi a would'nt tell yu, cause yu would a gossip it all over the world.

Well people get miserable when period come, but dem nuh chat like you. Mi nuh have time fi waste. Mine yu run up yu blood pressa.

When last yuh look unda yu man, nuttin nuh there, thats why yu gone inna menopause before time. A yuh seh suh, cause yu chat everyting.

mi done wid yuh, no time fi waste. guh cook yuh dinner

Look 'ere Shawn...we might bicker amongst ourselves and that's cool! However, ain't no way in Hell weh a guh tolerate a nasty mouth fenky-fenky pissa sittin' like you fi come disrespect our Sistren!

Last time a guh tell yuh...fi find somewhere else fi guh wid your foolishness!! WEH NUH WAAN TI YUHSUH TODAY!!!! Gwan and crawl back under the rock yuh did come from!

P.S.-nuh bodda fi come back yuhsuh AGAIN!! Yuh come in like sum dyam duppy...GWAN Man GWAN cross over already!

Edited October 4, 2007 by Deyoungting

[*JG* 2]

U'll neva know cause ...u caan get the time a day fi dis...mi know wah mi woulda want u do under there though..but then again mi no want u scrape mi up...u dash weh u piss pon from mawning yet bwoy ! u modda neva teach u nuttin....yeah maybe u need a job like me..dats why u can deh home cook dem time yah like maama man...u man have u on a leash..caan do nuttin wid out reporting in....Mi inna menopause so dat mean mi a ooman..still no sure bout u...!

Hmmm..I wonder how u know that...I agree mi chat nuff typical of some women..a time alone u no have ? when last u look under u ! maybe u lack something there as well...

Ok long tongue modda lasshy...no bodda worry urself if fi mi man lef mi even fi a white ooman...I'm so sorry that's what happened to u!...unlike ur man fi mi nah lef mi cause mi lef man tings to a man....unlike u a follow up ooman argument....R U PMSing !!!..cause the last mi check a when one ooman a get her period she cranky SO!

OK missa Shawn or u sure a no Miss Shawn..cause u sure worse dan most a we ooman pon yah wid the back and fort tracing...no body beg u fo read or comment pon any post so please sah...no bodda wid it. Enough already

why r u here..did ur wife/husband lef u,cheated on u and u had no one to talk to ?

Long time I haven't post anything. Congrats to all the approvals, weddings, babies etc, you all deserve it. All who didn't make it in the processing have my sympathy as well as those who have get their husbands or wives here only to have them leave or cheat, but life goes on, so move on.

Keep the post on the process involved coming in obtaining greencard for your love ones, but bway some a dem woman chat yu nuh, dem come pon ya an chat dem life story...wha type a frack dem wear, wha dem man luv fi duh, wha dem puss and dog eat, what dem 2 month baby luv fi eat, whey dem a duh a wok, which is nothing from the amount of post some made while working. when dem bruk or when dem have money, when dem a go a jamaica, when dem man call, wha type a weed dem man smoke, dem man ex., dem man madda granny sister uncle etc, etc, etc, etc. Wow keep it to the minimum call your friends and tell them dont make it that public and I bet most of you r husband dont know that you are gossiping your lifestory like that.

My husband does know what we chat about. I tell him all the time.

I do have to say, I am a little tired of people telling me what I can and cannot chat about in public. I'm a grown woman and I can pretty much say whatever I like. If you don't like it, skip over it.

What a way it bun yu, ah wish yu luck, yu betta understand sey jamaican man nuh kip up wid foolishniss all di time. Cuss if unnu want, cause unnu know seh a nuh lie mi a tell. some a unnu chat unnu life story too much. Throw mi corn, mi nuh call nuh fowl or throw stone inna hag pen, di one get di lick bawl

Nuh worry yuself Miss Kimmy, yu man soon lef yu fi some white gal, and if mi wife lef mi a would'nt tell yu, cause yu would a gossip it all over the world.

Well people get miserable when period come, but dem nuh chat like you. Mi nuh have time fi waste. Mine yu run up yu blood pressa.

When last yuh look unda yu man, nuttin nuh there, thats why yu gone inna menopause before time. A yuh seh suh, cause yu chat everyting.

mi done wid yuh, no time fi waste. guh cook yuh dinner

Dang, Kimmy. I want you to have my back in a fight. You kinda scare me!

[Marlita 0]

Deyounting! Why I just read your timeline and see your comment about the rebel salute!!!? LOL!!! I am dying on that one!!......but fi real tho, it will be a rebel salute if a gril dont get her visa!

[nannygirl82 0]

there are some fighting words on here today.....

i was getting entertained like i was watching jerry springer....

[SupportOAFJF 0]

BUT WAIT....mi not even did see sey dis scalawa bwoy a seh my man no have nuttin under him....hey bloodclat bwoy u know u love man but u nah find out wah my man have under him cause mi know u love dig out man back....

[Marlita 0]

BUT WAIT....mi not even did see sey dis scalawa bwoy a seh my man no have nuttin under him....hey bloodclat bwoy u know u love man but u nah find out wah my man have under him cause mi know u love dig out man back....

[nannygirl82 0]

BUT WAIT....mi not even did see sey dis scalawa bwoy a seh my man no have nuttin under him....hey bloodclat bwoy u know u love man but u nah find out wah my man have under him cause mi know u love dig out man back....

kimmy kimmy kimmy kimmy

Edited October 4, 2007 by nannygirl82