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A Chinese man is divorcing his wife after she pretended to hang herself as an April Fool's joke

It happened when Mr Lin, of Shanghai, came home on April 1 after a business trip, reports the Shanghai Evening Post.

"When I opened the door, I saw a black object swinging in the air. When I turned on the light I was shocked to see my wife had hanged herself," he said.

Lin immediately called police and the property office. Office staff helped Lin take down the 'body' while waiting for the police.

"Suddenly, she sat up, started to laugh hysterically, and said this was my April Fool's Day present," says Lin angrily.

His wife, Han, a 26-year-old actress, is always playing jokes on Lin as a way of keeping the marriage fresh. She says: "I just try to surprise him everyday."

But Lin has has had enough: "I feel as if I'm sitting on a bomb everyday. We're getting divorced!

"I can't stand the jokes and games anymore. She hides the dishes in the washing machine, or changes the lock on the door, so that I can only enter by giving the correct answer to some stupid questions, and so on."

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my kind of girl....

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my kind of girl....

Soon she'll be single.

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my kind of girl....

Soon she'll be single.

damn, if they happen 3 years ago... :whistle:

hmm....probably the type of girl ..give you a snowball

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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my kind of girl....

Soon she'll be single.

damn, if they happen 3 years ago... :whistle:

hmm....probably the type of girl ..give you a snowball

:shocked:

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my kind of girl....

Soon she'll be single.

damn, if they happen 3 years ago... :whistle:

hmm....probably the type of girl ..give you a snowball

:shocked:

i see, you are no stranger to a snowball...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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last year i told my boss i was quitting and going to work at the help desk - of preparation H :D

"hello preparationn H help desk - stick it up your #######!!!!!" :lol:

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My husband (then my fiance) called me last April 1st at 3 a.m. to say he had been in a car accident on his way home from work and was at the hospital. He said he hit his head. It was bleeding. He felt sick, dizzy. I freaked out.....BOING....wide awake....are you okay? what happened? what are they going to do? All the while, I am thinking how I am going to wrangle getting on a plane to Jamaica in 3 hours.

Luckily, he didn't let me freak for long before he said "April Fools". I was ready to kill him.

This year he decided not to try anything again since I am close enough to smack him.

Life's just a crazy ride on a run away train

You can't go back for what you've missed

So make it count, hold on tight find a way to make it right

You only get one trip

So make it good, make it last 'cause it all flies by so fast

You only get one trip

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my kind of girl....

Soon she'll be single.

damn, if they happen 3 years ago... :whistle:

hmm....probably the type of girl ..give you a snowball

:shocked:

i see, you are no stranger to a snowball...

Stranger to the term? :no: Stranger to the act? Definitely :yes:

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my kind of girl....

Soon she'll be single.

hmm....probably the type of girl ..give you a snowball

Without a doubt. I'd just be worried about the origin of the snowball.

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my kind of girl....

Soon she'll be single.

damn, if they happen 3 years ago... :whistle:

hmm....probably the type of girl ..give you a snowball

:shocked:

i see, you are no stranger to a snowball...

Stranger to the term? :no: Stranger to the act? Definitely :yes:

i thought so...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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My husband (then my fiance) called me last April 1st at 3 a.m. to say he had been in a car accident on his way home from work and was at the hospital. He said he hit his head. It was bleeding. He felt sick, dizzy. I freaked out.....BOING....wide awake....are you okay? what happened? what are they going to do? All the while, I am thinking how I am going to wrangle getting on a plane to Jamaica in 3 hours.

Luckily, he didn't let me freak for long before he said "April Fools". I was ready to kill him.

This year he decided not to try anything again since I am close enough to smack him.

you had me laughing!!!!clever husband!

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