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10. You ask about his credentials, he shows you his fishing license .

9. For an extra $89.95, he'll paint your car .

8. He is a graduate of Johns Goodman University .

7. You can now hear through your nose .

6. Some doctors leave their watch inside a patient, he once left a clock/radio .

5. You're mistaken for Kim Jong-Il more than you used to .

4. Your appointment is busted up by a "Dateline" news crew .

3. During your exam, he gets naked and draws dotted lines all over himself .

2. Twice a month, flies to Mexico for "parts" .

1. Sitting in the waiting room: Kenny Rogers .

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When your face turns out melting as bad a Micheal Jackson's face lol.

Citizenship

Event Date

Service Center : California Service Center

CIS Office : San Francisco CA

Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

Citizenship Interview

USCIS San Francisco Field Office

Wednesday, September 10,2008

Time 2:35PM

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Nagishkaw   510

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:lol::yes:

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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when your face matches your azz...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Hilarious Clinton   452

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"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

Senator Barack Obama
Senate Floor Speech on Public Debt
March 16, 2006



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Yikes :o

12/03/2005: Married

10/13/2006: Interview Approved

10/26/2006: POE: EWR (ARRIVED) [/size]

182 days from filing to Visa in Hand!!![/color]

AOS/EAD

01/22/2007: Sent to The Lockbox.....let the games begin.....again

02/02/2007: NOA1's for both....the waiting game officially begins

02/15/2007: Biometrics appt.

04/11/2007: EAD APPROVED!! YI-HAW

04/21/2007: Received SSN#

05/23/2007: AOS Interview -------> APPROOOOOOVED!!!!!!

05/29/2007: Received Welcome letter

06/04/2007: Green Card in Hand!!!

122 Days from filing AOS to Green Card in Hand!!!

REMOVING CONDITIONS

05/21/2009: Filed to Remove Conditions

6/18/2009: Biometrics Done

09/14/2009: Approved!!!

Citizenship

2/15/2011: Filed N-400

3/28/2011: Biometrics <-- Done

5/09/2011: Naturalization Interview <--- APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/09/2011: Swearing in Ceremony (We're Done)

MY HUSBAND IS NOW A US CITIZEN

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when your face matches your azz...

when you face matches almaty's azz.... :lol:

or is it when your azz matches almaty's face.... I get so confused... :lol:

Please forgive me...... :)

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YMMV

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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when your face matches your azz...

when you face matches almaty's azz.... :lol:

or is it when your azz matches almaty's face.... I get so confused... :lol:

Please forgive me...... :)

:o:o ........... :lol::lol:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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