Advice Before She Arrives

[Turboguy 6]

Yep, get a motorcycle, get her some tatoos. a leather jacket, some chewing tobacco and get yourself a shirt that is imprinted on the back saying, "if you can read this the blich fell off" and you can have her Americanized in no time.

[akdiver 3]

Yep, get a motorcycle, get her some tatoos. a leather jacket, some chewing tobacco and get yourself a shirt that is imprinted on the back saying, "if you can read this the blich fell off" and you can have her Americanized in no time.

Good lord.

[slim 1,525]

I've been telling my wife the best way to become Americanized is to get a few credit cards, max them out, buy a brand-new car, and then eat out all the time, never bothering to eat at home. Becuase she'll be working too much to cook, and we won't have time to see each other because she'll be paying for all her $#!^.

Oh, and she needs to gain about 25 pounds. That'll make her like the girls here in no time.

I don't know if I could get her to be insecure and jealous, but I'll try!

[Turboguy 6]

Where I am you would have to make that 75 pounds, baggy, dirty sweet shirt, jeans with holes that were not put there by a designer, have a beer bottle in one hand a cigarette hanging in your mouth when you talk and of course a few peircings and tat's Then of course you walk with a slouched swager and think men are jerks but you don't need them anyway cause she knows she is ONE HOT CHICK!

[slim 1,525]

That's it! Gotta have that ONE HOT CHICK attitude. I think they even have a T-shirt for that.

(We went to a wedding here a few months back, and one of the bridesmaids, who probably weighed in at about 100 kilos, looked at herself in her bridesmaid dress, all the make-up, hair-do, etc., and proclaimed "Today I'm beautiful." Elena just laughed and laughed at that one, and she still jokes with me about it.)

[akdiver 3]

I guess if you REALLY want to "Americanize" your Russian wife, you should have her marry an American man with a bad attitude toward woman - oh, wait - task complete. Good job fellas.

[slim 1,525]

I guess if you REALLY want to "Americanize" your Russian wife, you should have her marry an American man with a bad attitude toward woman - oh, wait - task complete. Good job fellas.

There's no bad attitude toward woman, it's the bad attitude toward the "one hot chick" that a lot of American women tend to be. I don't think I'll ever see my wife watching a Victoria's Secret commercial on TV and hear her say "What a ######. Those women are so stupid to do that stuff. Real women aren't like that." No. The only thing she might say is "hey look, there are hot chicks on TV."