Masturbating woman shakes Michigan Uni frat house

[mawilson 2,133]

A Michigan University frat house will throw out two couches tainted by a mystery

masturbating female intruder who used the furniture for an extended public self-

pleasuring session, The Michigan Daily reports.

The woman in question simply walked into Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house "without

permission" last Thursday, "entered the house's living room, took off her clothes

and started masturbating", according to shaken frat president Dan Nye.

Shocked frat members "asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and

continued masturbating for about half an hour". When pressed as to whether she

felt ok, the beaver-petting stranger "casually replied that she was fine" and even

made a quick call on her mobile phone while tickling the taco.

Frat members eventually called police, who arrived just after the bushwhacking

stranger had made good her escape "wearing only a thigh-length black coat".

The subesquent police report said the woman had told witneses she was called

Melissa and was a student at Eastern Michigan University. She "appeared to be

under the influence of drugs", the report notes.

Nye concluded: "Obviously, she was very disturbed. It was not how a normal person

would respond to people."

No one is quite sure just how "Melissa" got into Pi Kappa Alpha's premises, but Nye

rather brilliantly said "she could have entered through the front door, which was left

propped open while it was being repaired".

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[mybackpages 0]

I don;t even know where to begin!

[almaty 19]

damn, she was frisky...and what kind of frat house was that....called the cops when a co-ed was performing solo

[Reynaldo 0]

They asked her to go away???????

Why didn't they start selling tickets?

[Jenn! 918]

Yup, every knows Pikes are losers.

[almaty 19]

Yup, every knows Pikes are losers.

gay too it seems

[eric&gen 0]

Ill bet the some of the frat members where hella gay and they like to dress in womens clothing at nigh lol.

[Niels Bohr 72]

....continued masturbating for about half an hour". When pressed as to whether she

felt ok, the beaver-petting stranger "casually replied that she was fine" and even

made a quick call on her mobile phone while tickling the taco.

Frat members eventually called police, who arrived just after the bushwhacking

stranger had made good her escape...

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The writer have such an elaborate choice of words.

[Reynaldo 0]

The woman probably bet that she could get into a frat house, tickle the taco and get out of it without anyone asking to join her.

Edited April 2, 2007 by Reynaldo

[Ban Hammer 13,969]

damn, she was frisky...and what kind of frat house was that....called the cops when a co-ed was performing solo

let's head there, i'll take one couch, you can have the other

[almaty 19]

damn, she was frisky...and what kind of frat house was that....called the cops when a co-ed was performing solo

let's head there, i'll take one couch, you can have the other

i with you..we will show those michigan fucks ...

[Mirorgate 0]

damn, she was frisky...and what kind of frat house was that....called the cops when a co-ed was performing solo

let's head there, i'll take one couch, you can have the other

i with you..we will show those michigan fucks ...

and no pics hit web yet? they all probably freshman never been with woman before and in the jon punishing the pope over that one.

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

My extended session of self pleasuring didn't go over very well in that sorority.

[yogib37 3]

Yeah I bet the frat boys were either fags, or they are total nerds and had no experince. When would a frat boy be offend by a free jerk off session from a women.. Sounds like a frat boys dream.

oh well

[almaty 19]

damn, she was frisky...and what kind of frat house was that....called the cops when a co-ed was performing solo

let's head there, i'll take one couch, you can have the other

i with you..we will show those michigan fucks ...

and no pics hit web yet? they all probably freshman never been with woman before and in the jon punishing the pope over that one.

yeap. waxing the dolphin