Any good April 1st fool day jokes?

[NYGirl 0]

Has anyone had a good one and got someone really good?

I told my fiance that the airline I am flying next month to visit him just claimed bankruptcy and they appologized for any inconvenience but no refunds.

He was very pissed but even more pissed when I told him it was all a joke.

Anyone else?

[Oliver and Lisa 0]

Has anyone had a good one and got someone really good?

I told my fiance that the airline I am flying next month to visit him just claimed bankruptcy and they appologized for any inconvenience but no refunds.

He was very pissed but even more pissed when I told him it was all a joke.

Anyone else?

My fiance tricked me,he sent me 3 emails with 3 different stories?

1. Somebody broke his door and took all his Guitars- I said WHAT happened? did you report it?

2. He's boss told him that he mistakenly signed the 1yr contract staying in iraq instead of 6months only and can't do anything about it now- I said what a day today? what about our plans? coz we agreed that after 6months no more working in iraq.

3. He got an job offer in Russia big money big big money and hes very excited to meet Ukraine women-this makes me really mad and quite, he called i didn't answer,i didn't give goodnight kiss .

then 4am i got a message from his brother he greeted me HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY....

[NYGirl 0]

Has anyone had a good one and got someone really good?

I told my fiance that the airline I am flying next month to visit him just claimed bankruptcy and they appologized for any inconvenience but no refunds.

He was very pissed but even more pissed when I told him it was all a joke.

Anyone else?

My fiance tricked me,he sent me 3 emails with 3 different stories?

1. Somebody broke his door and took all his Guitars- I said WHAT happened? did you report it?

2. He's boss told him that he mistakenly signed the 1yr contract staying in iraq instead of 6months only and can't do anything about it now- I said what a day today? what about our plans? coz we agreed that after 6months no more working in iraq.

3. He got an job offer in Russia big money big big money and hes very excited to meet Ukraine women-this makes me really mad and quite, he called i didn't answer,i didn't give goodnight kiss .

then 4am i got a message from his brother he greeted me HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY....

That was a good one

[peejay 327]

I don't have any April 1st jokes.

I do have an April 17th joke. That is the day your Federal US Income Tax is due. And the joke is on YOU!

[rclouse 0]

Did you hear? Google's got free wireless broadband!

I'm going to spring for "Royal Flush".

[Marilyn. 340]

My hubby called up his sister (who is very gullible) and said that he got pulled over and he needed to be picked up because he had a suspended license.... his sister ran to get a pen and paper and was all set to come and pick him up ..... then he said April Fools...

Hubby's sister said she played a joke on her aunt... She called her up and said that the aunt's daughter was pregnant and it wasn't her husband's baby... I guess the aunt hung up and hubby's sister tried for a few hours to call her back to tell her April Fools... She did finally get a hold of her.... I think hubby said that the aunt had been calling people and telling them...

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

New accessory for the Wii. Watch the video and click 'add to basket'.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/wiihelm.shtml?cpg=50T

[~Chad~ 0]

My boss bought a truck a couple of weeks ago but changed his about it and brought it back Friday. So today while on my lunch, I called him from a number he wouldn't recognize and disguised my voice. I said "This is Mike from thrifty auto-sales, I need to speak to Mr. Johnson about the vehicle he brought back." He said "This is Rex Johnson, what about it?"

I said "Well it has some scratches on the side of it." He said "Oh bullsh!#!!! No it did not!"

I almost started giggling at this point but maintained control....

I said "Well sir you are responsible for it and you need to pay for the damage"

He said "I'm paying for anything!"

I then said "Well sir, how about I come over there and take it out of your a$$?!"

He said "YOU JUST BRING IT ON MOTH*****KER!!!!"

At that point I lost control and busted out laughing, he said "Awww man, you got me good!"

[Flames9_RN 358]

Too funny Chad!!!

[TRKCKL11 0]

OMG that last one i nearly peed, I could just picture this guy going bring it on lmao. too funny

[~Chad~ 0]

My boss bought a truck a couple of weeks ago but changed his mind about it and brought it back Friday. So today while on my lunch, I called him from a number he wouldn't recognize and disguised my voice. I said "This is Mike from thrifty auto-sales, I need to speak to Mr. Johnson about the vehicle he brought back." He said "This is Rex Johnson, what about it?"

I said "Well it has some scratches on the side of it." He said "Oh bullsh!#!!! No it did not!"

I almost started giggling at this point but maintained control....

I said "Well sir you are responsible for it and you need to pay for the damage"

He said "I'm not paying for anything!"

I then said "Well sir, how about I come over there and take it out of your a$$?!"

He said "YOU JUST BRING IT ON MOTH*****KER!!!!"

At that point I lost control and busted out laughing, he said "Awww man, you got me good!"