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Trumplestiltskin Grand Master

Trumplestiltskin   5,791

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Reposted from another forum.

How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a

light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's conditions are

improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are

delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served

honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do

you hate freedom?

B: None. As the Democrats are more known for screwing than the Republicans.

C: Twenty-two... George Bush standing on a stepladder holding the bulb while Mike Johanns, Dirk Kempthorne, Carlos Gutierrez, Alberto Gonzales, Robert M. Gates, Elaine Chao, Margaret Spellings, Condoleezza Rice, Samuel W. Bodman, Mary E. Peters, Michael O. Leavitt, Henry M. Paulson Jr,, Michael Chertoff, Jim Nicholson, Alphonso Jackson, Richard B. Cheney, Joshua B. Bolten, Rob Portman, Susan Schwab, Stephen Johnson and John Walters…. lay on the floor and drink champagne until the room spins.

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Hilarious Clinton   452

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hehe :jest:

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

Senator Barack Obama
Senate Floor Speech on Public Debt
March 16, 2006



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Killer_Clown_2009   0

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hah..hah..hah...until the floor spins...lol... :jest:

Ohhh, I get it now!! Thanks! haha, funny stuff :)

2001 Met

2005 Married

I-485/I-130

12/06/2006-------Mailed I-130/1-485

12/16/2006--------Recieved NOA 1 (I-130 & I-485)

12/18/2006--------Touched I-130/I-485

01/20/2007--------Biometrics

05/10/2007 -- Interview, Approved!

05/22/2007 GREEN CARD arrives!!!

02/2009 - File to lift conditions

I-765

12/14/2006--- Mailed EAD App.

01/20/2007--- Biometrics

02/09/2005-------Sent in request to Congressional office for assistance with expediting EAD.

02/13/2007 -------- EAD Approved!

02/26/2007 - ------EAD received

Removal of Conditions:

05/12/2009 -- Overnighted application by USPS express mail (VSC).

05/14/2009 -- Green Card expired.

05/23/2009 --- Check cleared bank.

05/26/2009 -- Received NOA (NOA date May 15, 2009, guess they aren't deporting me).

05/29/2009- Biometrics Notice date

06/01/2009- Received Biometrics Letter

06/18/2009 - Biometrics

09/23/2009 - date of decision to approve (letter received), just waiting for card. No online updates whatsoever.

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Savanphil   3

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:jest::jest:

12/03/2005: Married

10/13/2006: Interview Approved

10/26/2006: POE: EWR (ARRIVED) [/size]

182 days from filing to Visa in Hand!!![/color]

AOS/EAD

01/22/2007: Sent to The Lockbox.....let the games begin.....again

02/02/2007: NOA1's for both....the waiting game officially begins

02/15/2007: Biometrics appt.

04/11/2007: EAD APPROVED!! YI-HAW

04/21/2007: Received SSN#

05/23/2007: AOS Interview -------> APPROOOOOOVED!!!!!!

05/29/2007: Received Welcome letter

06/04/2007: Green Card in Hand!!!

122 Days from filing AOS to Green Card in Hand!!!

REMOVING CONDITIONS

05/21/2009: Filed to Remove Conditions

6/18/2009: Biometrics Done

09/14/2009: Approved!!!

Citizenship

2/15/2011: Filed N-400

3/28/2011: Biometrics <-- Done

5/09/2011: Naturalization Interview <--- APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/09/2011: Swearing in Ceremony (We're Done)

MY HUSBAND IS NOW A US CITIZEN

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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lol..that was funny

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Trumplestiltskin Grand Master

Trumplestiltskin   5,791

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Some more answers to that question....

D. One - but they have to wait for Tony Blair to fly across to Washington DC to climb up the step ladder.

E. One - but they have to wait for Tony Blair to fly across Washington DC, bend over and then step on his back.

F. None - they just sit in the dark and wait for market forces to do the job for them.

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eric&gen   0

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:jest::jest::lol::lol::lol:

Citizenship

Event Date

Service Center : California Service Center

CIS Office : San Francisco CA

Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

Citizenship Interview

USCIS San Francisco Field Office

Wednesday, September 10,2008

Time 2:35PM

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