Wine

[Nessa 23]

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh!it.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

[eric&gen 0]

Wine = Drunk???!!!

[cellarlily 0]

Me + Wine = way, way drunk and falling all over the place

If I could get away with it (especially at work), I totally would.

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

I drink my wine with a side of poop. The best of both worlds.

[mawilson 2,133]

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

So Jesus turned Poop into Health?

[MissStacey 1]

Great Info! I am off to the Liquor store.

[Bootylicious!! 2]

If we can substitute tequila or beer for wine then I'm in. I can't stand to drink wine.

[*julez* 124]

I drink my wine with a side of poop. The best of both worlds.

ROFLMAO Lucky Strike, you are hilarious! Once again, the laugh of the day!

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

So Jesus turned Poop into Health?

so where was he during the great gaza chit flood?

[MissStacey 1]

My rule about wine:

1 glass -I am relaxed

2 glasses -I am tipsy

3 glasses -I am drunk

4 glasses -I cry

[mawilson 2,133]

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

So Jesus turned Poop into Health?

so where was he during the great gaza chit flood?

You mean the Poop Tsunami?

[Jasman0717 9]

Great Info! I am off to the Liquor store.

Wait, I'm right behind you. You think they have any Ripple?

[Welshcookie 17]

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh!it.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

Thank you Nessa....I feel a whole lot better now!!

[Nessa 23]

Thank you Nessa....I feel a whole lot better now!!

you welcome. Now where's the wine?

[Otto 83]

Thank you Nessa....I feel a whole lot better now!!

you welcome. Now where's the wine?

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