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[NikLR 13,231]

Snowmobile for snow. Atv for all else

[Ontarkie 14,378]

Of course I have UTVs and trailers, dyh!

It got stuck in the snow drift on it's way into the woods. It was thicker than a foot.

Ok it didn't look that deep in the picture. I actually used mine all winter but not in soft stuff.

[Ontarkie 14,378]

Why do kids here need a week out of school for Thanksgiving. But a few snow days they need to stay in school longer ???

[SAT 9,609]

Ok it didn't look that deep in the picture. I actually used mine all winter but not in soft stuff.

Man you're like a ditz.....

1- that area you're seeing, the snow has been packed down by the 4x's.

2- With 30 mph winds and rolling hills, you're gonna have drifts of snow 3 feet deep!

3- Go back to Canada to jog your memory.

Snowmobile for snow. Atv for all else

You too!

How's a snowmobile supposed to cross a 3 ft deep (at times) stream? You'd drown man.....

Why do kids here need a week out of school for Thanksgiving. But a few snow days they need to stay in school longer ???

Well now in the case of Arkansas, they gotta givem time to go hunt for the thanksgiving bird

Man I'm not talkin' to you guys no mo. I gotta go get some lunch and then go drain the freshwater system on the boat before it freezes over......

[Ontarkie 14,378]

Man you're like a ditz.....

1- that area you're seeing, the snow has been packed down by the 4x's.

2- With 30 mph winds and rolling hills, you're gonna have drifts of snow 3 feet deep!

3- Go back to Canada to jog your memory.

How's a snowmobile supposed to cross a 3 ft deep (at times) stream? You'd drown man.....

Well now in the case of Arkansas, they gotta givem time to go hunt for the thanksgiving bird

Man I'm not talkin' to you guys no mo. I gotta go get some lunch and then go drain the freshwater system on the boat before it freezes over......

Well for one I can't see much at all in the picture. When I say I used ours all winter I meant soft deep snow like sink up to your waist kind of stuff. Snowmachines are better to pack that stuff off.

Well you go fast enough you can cross it no problem. I need to get a video or the guys driving their snowmachines on open water in July. Dumb I know but they do it

Ah that makes sense

Ok I need to get my baking done.

[Asia 2,498]

And you loved it.... right? Righttttt?????

Of course I did!

[SAT 9,609]

I'm back from the dock. It was like the perfect storm down there I tell ya...

[SAT 9,609]

Speaking of storms, can you see the twister forming here? I almost got killed I tell ya...

And here's a shot from the dock...

[SAT 9,609]

I have one of those cracks in the skin by the thumbnail again. It's very painful...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

2 weeks ago the older child swore up and down that her winter Bogs boots fit.

She goes to put them on today because it snowed and there is no way those shoes fit 2 weeks ago, so I had to send the Dane to the store to make an emergency boot pick up so they wouldn't make her dig through the lost and found for a pair tomorrow.

Kids.

The little Dane is going to be wearing a very pink pair with fluffy pink pom poms until his boots get picked up tomorrow night. He won't notice though.

Oooo I should go see if there is a larger size of pink mittens in storage until next week for him too.

[SAT 9,609]

Poor little Dutch with sissy boots...

[TBoneTX 45,866]

1. Next time just say background check has failed thank you buhbye.

2. Why are you getting loser rental wannabes? Is rent too low or not in a good neighborhood?

1. A more concise answer, gracias Niki-B. ma'am.

2. Much rental inventory in the neighborhood and typically slow time of year for rental properties, sigh man.

However, potential showing tomorrow morn, fingers crossed man.

Man I needed one a these set ups.....

Because Nueva York is a frigid wasteland, Texas Many man.

It got stuck in the snow drift on it's way into the woods. It was thicker than a foot.

Texas Many, barren Nueva York wasteland zero man.

[TBoneTX 45,866]

Why do kids here need a week out of school for Thanksgiving. But a few snow days they need to stay in school longer ???

Do not be a skool system to irk, displease, or irritate the fearsome Ontarklar, no man!

With Many mph winds and rolling hills, you're gonna have drifts of snow Many feet deep!

Texas Many Nueva York now subzero, pathetic man.

I have one of those cracks in the skin by the thumbnail again. It's very painful...

We get them all the time and never complain about them, wimp man.

[TBoneTX 45,866]

Buddy appeared in divorce court today, split he from she man.

Prospective ex, who had agreed to a $Many settlement, now wants $Many, greedy she man.

Judge threw them out in 2 minutes, efficient he man.

Neither party can afford a lawyer, must work it out themselves man.

[TBoneTX 45,866]

Mrs. T-B. in skool much of today, study she man.

Accordingly, we got to spend the day with Mini-B., we with wee man.

We first got air in the tyres of the T-B.-mobile, psi man.

Mini-B. had us roll down the window so he could greet the Discount Tyre airer, social wee man.

We next went to haircut place, purposely vague-about-it we man.

Mini-B. wasn't thrilled but grudgingly agreed to go, bribed by promise of new toy afterwards wee man.

Mini-B. got shorn in dignified fashion, first time ever man.

We were so proud of him, we of wee man.

Mini-B. proud of new haircut*, kept showing it off to us man.

Haircuttress gave Mini-B. a lollipop, generous she man.

*all of his hairs, specifically man

We next went to One-Cent-Less-Than-$1 Only, price is right man.

Mini-B. got a pseudo-soccer ball and a cheap chess set, delighted wee man.

We next went to bank, $i man.

Mini-B. impressed by employees' fawning over us, POTS profits man.

Telleress gave Mini-B. a lollipop, generous she man.

We next went to park, play man.

Mini-B. found other kids to play with briefly, social wee man.

He taught them the rules of chess: "You win when the pieces are all in a line," got it wee man.

We then went to Burger King, use of coupons man.

Mini-B. had chicken fries, French fries, and 2 bites of a regular hamburger, ingest wee man.

We had 2 hot dogs, FFs, and Mini-B.'s leftovers, finite stomach wee man so ingest we man.

We then went to supermarket, chief task of day man.

Bought $Many worth of Sheba Perfect Portions for cat, be prepared to serve miu man.

Asked for & got largest turkey available (Many.Many lbs), score whee man.

Got some other items, too, do it all at once man.

Turkey price = 2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2x2+2+1] cents/lb with the $Many extra purchase, steal man.

Also used Many%-off coupon from having gotten flu-shot there, stuck we man.

Receipt stated savings of Many% (2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2]%) off regular retail, steal man.

At the casa, Mini-B. later gleefully showed off his handsome haircut to Mrs. T-B., proud wee man.

We got a 2-hour NWC (nap with cat), we and miu zzz man.

We later gave Mini-B. a surprise piggyback ride around the casa, delighted wee man.

We then played "catch & tickle" with Mini-B. for Many (2+2+1) rounds**, squealing wee man.

**Mini-B. automatically got Many (2+2+1) points per round, whereas we got 1 point either added or subtracted, creative math by wee man

What a sweet little boy whom we love fiercely, ancestor we of descendant wee man.

Edited November 23, 2016 by TBoneTX