I'm Going to Stick My Rant on Your Lawn Sign

[SAT 9,609]

look I bought this house...

http://nypost.com/2016/11/18/amityville-horror-house-has-a-buyer/

It was a bargain I tell ya.

[Ontarkie 14,218]

Well that will either cause you to have even more house guests or less

[SAT 9,609]

Man I can kick a ghost's ###.....

ok more coffee....

This will be "Vacation coffee" # 3...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

You'll only be buried in 4 feet of snow instead of 9?

Warmer winter usually means more snow because most days in winter here are too cold for snow.

[Ontarkie 14,218]

Warmer winter usually means more snow because most days in winter here are too cold for snow.

My inlaws don't understand that concept.

They also never let their kids play in the little bit of snow they get here, because it's wet snow

I was like what the heck that is the best snow you can make snowman's snowballs and forts.

Needless to say the Hillbilly will come out with dumb things like that when we get e bit of snow.

Oh man I was at walmart last night I meant to pick up ski-pants and boots for the littles. The Hillbilly doesn't think we will get much snow. Totally not the point, any snow is enough to play in for the little ones.

[SAT 9,609]

Warmer winter usually means more snow because most days in winter here are too cold for snow.

So you'll get 9 feet of snow instead of 6....

Hillbilly

Hillbillies prefer mud....

[Ontarkie 14,218]

Well heck mud is fun look at those kids, plus it builds immunity.

[SAT 9,609]

It builds immunity to mud....

The kiddo and I stomped in muddy puddles all the time in Malaysia lol

Tiff's OCD self was going bonkers.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Meanwhile in the state province above us, polar bears are petting dogs. I blame global warming.

[SAT 9,609]

I think that bear is checking the dog's tenderness. You know, sorta like us checking a steak?

Hey may be I can take our new family bird hunting. May be he thinks he's a hawk or something....

[C-ma'am 684]

Person from a different department than mine got promoted to manager of yet another department. Person just came to my office (also a manager) and just dumped pending work from previous work position on my desk.

Called .. asked.. Humm ? Decided to hang up before regretting my words.

Boss is out of the office..feel like dumping everything back at person's desk.

TGIF

Edited November 18, 2016 by Celeste & C

[Ontarkie 14,218]

Meanwhile in the state province above us, polar bears are petting dogs. I blame global warming.

Ya sled dogs get tied up and left in the cold snow with the bears all the time, they get along great. It's really cool to watch them play sleep and eat together.

[TBoneTX 45,267]

Jeep passed emissions. YAY!

And what did these passed emissions smell like, huh Niki-B. ma'am?

Should the Jeep, or you on its behalf, have apologized for such uncouthness, huh ma'am?

You'll only be buried in Many feet of snow instead of Many?

Got it, first try, man.

[TBoneTX 45,267]

what the heck that is the best snow

There is no best snow, oj nie.

However, if there were, it would be yellow, because then one could eat it, as did our best buddy growing up, ingest he man.

So you'll get Many feet of snow instead of Many....

Got it, second try, man.

feel like dumping everything back at person's desk.

Take that dump, C-Bonette -- you'll feel better, si ma'am.

(Note: It is best on, or from, a pre-owned toilet seat, buy yours today ma'am.)

[TBoneTX 45,267]

DSL croaked last night, precluding us from standard sign-off, mornin' babes +1 man.

Trying feverishly to get all POTS orders out in time for Thanksgiving revelries, hot stuff man.

Then comes Black Friday, busiest day of year man.

Order today or risk being left out, fair warning man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!