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[TBoneTX 45,267]

You misguided souls are overlooking the obvious, for self and for gifts: the pre-owned toilet seat. There is no finer, more appropriate, or universally appreciated purchase, no man.

Supply is limited, so order yours today, $i... er, si man!

Edited November 16, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,267]

Many, MANY, Many, MANY orders for POTS flooding in, unprecedented man.

In fact, not just Many, but Many, mirabile visu man.

Mu$t $erve the cu$tomer, $i man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories and the chance to buy a POTS!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I haven't looked at target. I never find anything I want there so I will check out that griddle now. Kohl's also has them, that is where I got my others and they are full size. The one at walmart is not?

Maybe it was just my imagination, but it seems bigger than the one at Walmart. Could just be the photo.

[Ontarkie 14,218]

I will check it out, never know maybe extra large or something.

[NikLR 13,227]

You don't need the box at the bottom with the hay now. It's not a baby and will sleep up on the perch or hut.

Birds can be picky, was it someone else's bird that didn't like you? Much birds do get a favourite person but still are ok with others.

I don't want any more noisy pets. I think I might get a fish for The little ones, well they're own fish. We have fish in the house but well they are frog food

it's always someone else's bird. I've never owned a bird. I've had dogs, cats, a rat, a horse, and a sheep. Oh and fish. (freshwater easy fish... lol)

I'd own a small snake, but hubs hates snakes. He'd own a tarantula but I hate spiders. So we have a dog and a cat...and that's that.

[NikLR 13,227]

I have a prescription I've had to start taking... it's free as a generic..... Sometimes health insurance makes me happy, like when it lowers the cost of my prescriptions or gives me super short wait times at urgent care.

Most of the time it stresses me out so I'm finding the little things!

[SAT 9,609]

Valtrex?

[SAT 9,609]

Ah speaking of valtrex, how's Dutch's shingles?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I'm hoping that MN's first snowstorm of the season doesn't shift slightly north tomorrow night. I don't want 10 inches of snow yet, maybe Merrytooth does, but not me.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Ah speaking of valtrex, how's Dutch's shingles?

Cured.

But, I've got a weird clear bump on me. If it was more than one, I'd go to the doctor because I've never had chickenpox and it has some likeness to the first stage of chickenpox. However, my blood titer says I should be immune, so I'm probably just imagining things. I'm keeping an eye on it in any case.

[TBoneTX 45,267]

Maybe it's camelpox, Nola-B. ma'am.

Glad that Mr. Nola-B. is cured, glee man.

[TBoneTX 45,267]

The following began making the Facebook, et al. rounds among Mrs. T-B.'s Mexican amigas immediately after the election results were known, see man:

It translates to something like "This is the natural look, so that you won't be confused for an illegal," or similar man. Mrs. T-B. considered it to be hilarious and forwarded it all around Ecu, hee hee she man.

[TBoneTX 45,267]

All week, evening peak traffic beastly, wall-to-wall turtles man.

It is the last thing that we need after an exhausting day of selling pre-owned toilet seats, verily man.

However, someone else has been booking the corporate helicopter, can't use it man.

Nothing like first-world problems, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,267]

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie-* and other babes with suddenly-dried-up +1 inventories!

*Bad absent Asia! Bad, BAD absent ABSENT Asia!

[SAT 9,609]

Turtle, up.....

Cured.

But, I've got a weird clear bump on me. If it was more than one, I'd go to the doctor because I've never had chickenpox and it has some likeness to the first stage of chickenpox. However, my blood titer says I should be immune, so I'm probably just imagining things. I'm keeping an eye on it in any case.

I hope you didn't get Dutch shingles....

Oh, tell Dutch to get the shingles vaccine, it helps to prevent reoccurrence.