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I have a sign on my gate, After 8PM, every 3rd trick or treater will be shot, and 2 already came....

I hope that 3rd one saw the other two before trying your door! :help:

The kid got some but she can't or won't eat most of it, so it goes to the Dane or thrown out.

Our daily sirens were off yesterday. They are usually at noon and 6pm, but for whatever reason it was 7 instead. The 6 pm one usually signals the rush of trick or treating that crawls to a trickle by 7.

Do you have a place that you can donate the extra candy to? My parents used to donate it to our church for less fortunate kids that couldn't get the candy. Better than being thrown out! Sirens? They have sirens to notify you when you can trick or treat? That just seems wild to me!

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! Sirens? They have sirens to notify you when you can trick or treat? That just seems wild to me!

In Brooklyn NY, they have sirens that notify you that you have 1 hour left before sundown Friday. And when the second siren goes off, and you're still doing something, you're a bad Jew...

And on Saturday, there's another siren that tells you that you can eat again...

And you can also drive aimlessly and double park your car wherever you feel like...

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But even if you're a bad Jew, that's fine. All ya gotta do is wring a chicken's neck on Yom Kippur, and now who is a bad Jew? The chicken is!

Yippee!

How do you spell "yipee yayo cayea"?

That's how the hillbilly says it...

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Do you have a place that you can donate the extra candy to? My parents used to donate it to our church for less fortunate kids that couldn't get the candy. Better than being thrown out! Sirens? They have sirens to notify you when you can trick or treat? That just seems wild to me!

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There isn't enough of it to bother, so I'm not too worried.

No, we have sirens that go off every day at noon, 6 pm, and 10 pm. They are really loud. They are our tornado, air raid, and general schedule keeping sirens. :star:

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There isn't enough of it to bother, so I'm not too worried.

No, we have sirens that go off every day at noon, 6 pm, and 10 pm. They are really loud. They are our tornado, air raid, and general schedule keeping sirens. :star:

Ours go off on Wednesday's at noon. I'm glad they don't do them any more then that. They are super annoying and I think pointless. They go off so much for things that are ridiculous that most ppl ignore them now.

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Ours go off on Wednesday's at noon. I'm glad they don't do them any more then that. They are super annoying and I think pointless. They go off so much for things that are ridiculous that most ppl ignore them now.

People here actually like them. I think last winter they might have turned them off but I can't quite remember. A lot of parents use them for nap time, dinner call, and bed time setters.

I'm going to be a little tin hat here, but I think there might be some missile silos nearby and that is the reason for all the testing. There is a nuclear shelter on my block.....

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Ours go off on Wednesday's at noon.

And if you're not a huntin' or a fishin', you're a bad hillbilly?

I'm going to be a little tin hat here, but I think there might be some missile silos nearby and that is the reason for all the testing. There is a nuclear shelter on my block.....

I think you should go snoop around and take some pics for us.....

But be careful, they might "seal team-6" your ###.....

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And if you're not a huntin' or a fishin', you're a bad hillbilly?

I think you should go snoop around and take some pics for us.....

But be careful, they might "seal team-6" your ###.....

I'll dress like this and it won't be suspicious at all.

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Then Dutch will open the door and see this guy.....

"Good morning, Mr. Van Goonderson....."

Maybe they'll put him into quarantine with his weird rash.

He just went to the dermatologist 2 weeks ago for a refill for his eczema cream and now he has to go again tomorrow morning. This rash is big and weird and scabbed over and he has a weird scabbed over lump on his back.

I've got a couple of guesses along the lines of Scabies, Shingles, a heat rash in one place and a cyst in the other...

He really needs to take better care of himself.

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