I'm Going to Stick My Rant on Your Lawn Sign

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Morning pic now...

(Of you, at 7am)

[SAT 9,609]

Lol

I program the keurig to turn on at 5:30 am. And stay on for 3 hours.

Within a minute of getting up, I have coffee in hand...

[NikLR 13,227]

During the week I have the coffee pot going at 4:15am so I can leave the house with a coffee. But on the weekends I don't bother.

I think I may make chicken chili today. If I am, I better do it now. Then I play skyrim for an hour before it's time to take the dog out again for a walk and play. I don't have him out all the time on weekends because I think a schedule for him is important. I can't wait for him to be past his destructive phase. He's so used to sleeping in his crate, since day 2 I haven't seen him fall asleep outside of it.

[TBoneTX 45,266]

You shoulda married Tiff...

You shoulda applied for that Malaysian Embassy Refund long ago, man.

And found yourself one or more rubias, oj tak.

My kid is a night owl. Her dad is too. Im a morning person, and hubs is an afternoon person. Lol

Any day that begins before noon should be declared illegal, invalid, and immoral, oj yawn.

Edited October 30, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Friday night the worst ever, cough & cough & cough man.

Full Saturday GS report, dud man:

-- Banana Republic tie = $1, OK man

-- styrofoam sword for Mini-B. = half-of-half a buck, deal man

Total = $1.Many ($1.half-of-half a buck), whoopee man

[TBoneTX 45,266]

After GS-ing, we supermarketed and bought cheaps, Many bags man.

We had just finished Saturday lunch when Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. returned, she & wee man.

We had intended to mow the lawn, time for it man.

However, Mrs. T-B. had errands, obey she man.

We & Mini-B. watched "Hero of the Rails" (Thomas) front-to-back, we & wee see all man.

During this process, we ate almost an entire party-sized bag of cheaps, overingest we & wee man.

Mrs. T-B. returned and we overslept a nap (= Many hours), needed man.

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Mrs. T-B. awoke us about Many minutes before we had to leave for dinner, discombobulated we man.

En route, we stopped at our new dry-cleaner, same-day pickup man.

Disappointingly, they button only the collar button of shirts, get accordioned in closet sigh man.

We must re-search yet again for a cleaner, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Arrived at dinner on time for reservation, miracle man.

We ordered corvina, ingest we man.

Mrs. T-B. ordered a salad & carne asada, ingest she man.

Mini-B. ate half the carne asada, ingest wee man.

Mrs. T-B.'s stomach upset from earlier ingestation, excuse self twice she man.

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Dinner bill, with tip, surprisingly came to just $Many, $2x2x2+2 below Many digits man.

This including a whopping $2x2x2+2 - .02+.02+.01 + liquor tax for Mrs. T-B.'s margarita, rip-off man.

We were all comfortably full, ingested man.

Mrs. T-B. sucked up to restaurant owner, also from Ecu he man.

Owner & waiters surprised us with free chocolate cake for dessert, take-home box man.

That was quite nice, surprise man.

[TBoneTX 45,266]

At casa, Mrs. T-B. held another throne-room seance and lay down in bed, poor she man.

We then gave her the anniversary card, mushy Spanish man.

Mini-B. burst into tears, ran off, and shut himself in his room, cloistered wee man.

Mini-B. later emerged with handwritten note: "Mom I love you," literate wee man.

He was still tearful, hard to deduce why man.

We & Mrs. T-B. presumed Oedipus-Complex stuff exhibited periodically before*, presume she & we man.

*such as disallowing we & Mrs. T-B. to kiss "on the mouth," adamant wee man

Mini-B. tearfully accepted our offer to tape his note to the inside of our card, accept wee man.

He then tearfully got in bed between us, lacrimose wee man.

We & Mrs. T-B. tried to explain that there's plenty of love to go around for everyone, explain we & she man.

We added that it wasn't like eating a bag of cheaps that are then all gone, different man.

We aren't sure whether Mini-B. was Oedipus-complexing or was upset to have no card for Mommy, unclear man.

Mini-B. then found a previous card in a drawer and took it to his room, disappear wee man.

He returned with it with an inscription across its top, literate wee man: "Mom You Are Pretty."

We dimly remember such jealousies (?) when we were Mini-B.'s age, dim we man.

We dimly remember Mama & Papa T-B. explaining that there are different kinds of love, explain they man.

We don't remember what mollified us, no man.

Can parental units in this thread comment on what's going on, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,266]

We went to Aldi*, shop we man; upon our return, Mini-B. was in better spirits, better wee man.

*profiting by an extra half-of-half a buck from someone else's unreturned cart, windfall man

We're still unsure what's going on, unsure we man.

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Since, we warshered/baked/folded the week's bath linens, standard Saturday man.

We are baking and must fold the kitchen rags, standard Saturday man.

We have dished and must de-dish the warsher, standard Saturday man.

We have also consumed another full half-bag of cheaps, overingest we man.

Our knees suggest that we have gained 2 or Many pounds just today, ache knee man.

[TBoneTX 45,266]

F-the-laundry de-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with insights requested above!

[NikLR 13,227]

All i know is you dont let your children dictate your marriage. You explained the difference on types of love. You explained love for one doesnt diminish another. (Like a candle, its just more light, not less.) Now kick him outta yer bed. Dont indulge him.

[SAT 9,609]

Me, to Gump, back in 2013...

"Why is your son living with your in laws?"

Gump, "because he doesn't wanna live with my parents"

Me, "so you let a 6 year old tell you what to do?"

Btw, Gump parents coming to free load in America, soon...