I'm Going to Stick My Rant on Your Lawn Sign

[TBoneTX 45,266]

We need to out-figure where to take Mrs. T-B. for the Many'th anniversary, we take she man.

She mentioned someplace that sounds fancy, $igh man.

We have no coupon for there, no man.

We shall try to redirect her interest toward someplace equally as nice but coupon-compatible, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,266]

We might suggest the following, see man:

1. We have been married for Many years, egad man.

2. We have gone out for the anniversary each of those Many years, yawn man.

Many. We should inject excitement into the marriage, always good man.

Many. Therefore, the Rojo can take her out and spend his money on her, got it first try man.

While this is happening, we can invite the rubias over to pamper us, perfect tradeoff man.

[TBoneTX 45,266]

We have a nibble for renters for the r-casa, finally man.

We told Mrs. T-B. that she should have taken care of the last maintenance details before now, ADD she man.

As a consequence, we will probably lose GS-ing time this weekend, grrr man.

This is why husbands die first or recruit rubias, basic sociology man.

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', etc.!

[Asia 2,498]

it s a tattoo on someones ankle... not mine. But i like it anlot and think I'll get a similar one if i get to my fitness goals.

I like the colors

[Asia 2,498]

We need to out-figure where to take Mrs. T-B. for the Many'th anniversary, we take she man.

She mentioned someplace that sounds fancy, $igh man.

We have no coupon for there, no man.

We shall try to redirect her interest toward someplace equally as nice but coupon-compatible, oj tak.

Oh, once a year you can stop being cheap

Well, twice, if the anniversary takes place this year

[SAT 9,609]

I like the colors

I'm pretty good at tattooing if you want one a those....

[SAT 9,609]

I think I'll take a break to go to the rifle range...

[Asia 2,498]

A break from what?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

So, my daughter's teacher yesterday at the conference said she had absolutely no concerns about her reading and that she is really gifted in math. Those of you new or forgetful will recall that she was really behind in reading and very much struggling with it before.

[TBoneTX 45,266]

1. Oh, once a year you can stop being cheap

2. Well, twice, if the anniversary takes place this year

1. Blasphemy, oj tak! Reported!!!

2. Attempted blowing of our cover, oj tak! Reported!!!

A break from what?

Where's the +Many,000,000 button, huh man?

So, my daughter's teacher yesterday at the conference said she had absolutely no concerns about her reading and that she is really gifted in math. Those of you new or forgetful will recall that she was really behind in reading and very much struggling with it before.

Hoorah for Junior-Nola-B. wee ma'am, si man!

But is she gifted in P-math, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,266]

We hit an ES this morn, moderate detour man.

The take, see man:

-- suede windbreaker jacket = $Many ($2+1), steal man

-- thick bath-towel = $Many ($2+1), OK man

-- 2 packs high-quality plastic spoons = half a buck, steal man

-- unopened/unexpired bottle multivitamins/minerals* = half a buck, steal man

*original price $Many ($2x2x2x2+[2x2x2+1]), egad man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2-1), steal man

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

But is she gifted in P-math, huh man?

Thankfully she isn't.

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Fewer Saturday GSs advertised this week than last, comparatively man.

We are unbothered by this, unflappable man.

We must save our energies (& fund$) for the anniversary dinner, si and egad and sigh man.

We shall take Mrs. T-B. to the default place, our fault man.

The cost will be $Many per entree, bye bye buck$ man.

Unfortunately, the Rojo was previously committed and can't serve in the above role, grrr man.

Thankfully she isn't.

Then unfortunately her edjamacayshun is incomplete, sigh man.

Edited October 28, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,266]

Company-man work, egad man.

Now back to our bread-&-butter business of selling pre-owned toilet seats, highest quality man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie- and other babes with lavishly endowable +1 inventories!