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NikLR Grand Master

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I love ferrets. Beyond the stink, they're hilarious. If i could have a small rodent pet, it would be a female ferret. But the dobe would kill it and the cat would try.

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  On 10/27/2016 at 2:56 PM, SAT said:

If you had ferrets, like any other normal Arkansas family, you wouldn't have rats in your house in the first place!

Now call the hillbilly and tell him to bring home 2 fresh ferrets!

No way on earth will I have a ferret!

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You're just thinking that the hillbilly will love the ferret more than you...

  On 10/27/2016 at 3:11 PM, NikLR said:

I love ferrets. Beyond the stink, they're hilarious. If i could have a small rodent pet, it would be a female ferret. But the dobe would kill it and the cat would try.

Get a ferret, put a muzzle on A-58. Throw the cat out.

(You're welcome)

  On 10/27/2016 at 3:11 PM, NikLR said:

Beyond the stink

And maybe make your husband take a shower...

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He likes ferrets, he knows I will not let one come into this house.

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  On 10/27/2016 at 1:19 PM, Kat&Jon said:

yummy [...] tummies

These words are revoltin' to red-blooded males, Kat-B. ma'am. The first is never to be used at all, no man, and the second is only to be used in reference to the underbellies of fat cats, miu man.

  On 10/27/2016 at 1:29 PM, SAT said:

1. It's about Many below in my office...

2. The disheveled guy came in squared away.

1. Subzero temperature precised, :bonk: man.

2. Do not irk*, displease*, or cross* the fearsome Steveklar, no man.

*unless you are Tiff or the nanny, in which case do it with lifetime impunity, gag man

  On 10/27/2016 at 1:39 PM, SAT said:

I'm about to set some furniture on fire to keep warm...

Bear in mind that our pre-owned toilet seats are not inflammable, tough luck man.

Chamber of Commerce weather in Texas, whee man.

Texas Many, Nueva York zero, yet again man.

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  On 10/27/2016 at 3:42 PM, Ontarkie said:

No way on earth will I have a ferret!

Then let Hillbilly eat it all, :bonk: D ma'am.

  On 10/27/2016 at 4:14 PM, Ontarkie said:

He likes ferrets

Then cook some for him, highly nutritious man.

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We remain mystified why wives insist on continuing to cook stuff* that their husbands didn't care for, in hopes that, this time, they will like it, mystery man. Why not simply make what he likes and will eat, huh man?

*except, most obviously, Tiff, Malaysian Embassy Refund man

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Na he likes me more then a ferret :P

I never cook food the Hillbilly doesn't like. He likes everything :P

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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  On 10/27/2016 at 4:39 PM, Ontarkie said:

I never cook food the Hillbilly doesn't like.

Hey -- just like Tiff for Steveklar, whee man!

She never cooks food that he doesn't like, either, no man.

Lucky Steveklar, glee man!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Weekly sales quota for pre-owned toilet seats already eclipsed, easy man.

However, Many new orders pouring in, continuous demand man.

Must $erve the cu$tomer, $i man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie- and other babes with we-know-what man!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

 
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