I'm Going to Stick My Rant on Your Lawn Sign

[SAT 9,609]

It's an electric fryer, you can set it up in your bedroom.

[SAT 9,609]

The president of this company here, just sent some pictures of his house...

My response was, "yo you need about 300k worth of work in your house!"

Lol...that'll teach him to buy a hunnit fiddy year old house...

[Ontarkie 14,222]

Oh I know what I'm making for supper now.

I actually add potatoes to this recipe and well triple it

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/chicken-stew-with-biscuits-recipe.html

Edited October 26, 2016 by Ontarkie

[Ontarkie 14,222]

The president of this company here, just sent some pictures of his house...

My response was, "yo you need about 300k worth of work in your house!"

Lol...that'll teach him to buy a hunnit fiddy year old house...

Any chance he knew it needed major work and still wanted it?

If I could afford to fix up an old house. Not a falling apart shack but a nice old historical type of house I would.

[SAT 9,609]

He knew it was a hunnit fiddy years old.

And, if a house is a hunnit fiddy years old, it needs work. Such as, replace gas lamp pipes with HDMI cable...

[SAT 9,609]

Oh I know what I'm making for supper now.

I actually add potatoes to this recipe and well triple it

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/chicken-stew-with-biscuits-recipe.html

The ill-bred lazy filthy simple-mind hillbilly does not deserve to have a sophisticated dinner such as this. I deserve it...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

He knew it was a hunnit fiddy years old.

And, if a house is a hunnit fiddy years old, it needs work. Such as, replace gas lamp pipes with HDMI cable...

Gas lamps are authentic. Got to keep them and use them along with the ice and coal chutes.

[Ontarkie 14,222]

The ill-bred lazy filthy simple-mind hillbilly does not deserve to have a sophisticated dinner such as this. I deserve it...

LOL It's so good too

[SAT 9,609]

Gas lamps are authentic. Got to keep them and use them along with the ice and coal chutes.

He can light his farts on fire. He still needs HDMI...

[SAT 9,609]

LOL It's so good too

Well tell him to borrow a shirt and tie to wear when he's eating it. He can Google "how to tie a necktie".

And, he can borrow the WiFi next door, or at the bait store...

Speaking of farts, where's Tark...

[Ontarkie 14,222]

Haha I married a sophisticated Hillbilly he owns his own shirts and tie

holy cow man I spelled sophisticated right oh well I messed it up the second time

[TBoneTX 45,288]

now, he's about to be canned...

Sad, sigh man.

1. Last night was pork chops with a zucchini and corn sauté, uncooked by Tiff. Tonight is Shepherd's Pie, a favorite in this house and one of the few foods eaten as leftovers and uncooked by Tiff.

2. I challenged my husband to not spend anymore money this month, if he sticks to it there will be no junk food for him, he'll probably be grumpy.

Many. Is the back bad again?

1. Un-Tiff-like Nola-B.! Un-Tiff-, UN-TIFF-LIKE Nola-B.!

2. Bad Nola-B.! Bad, BAD Nola-B.!

Many. Upper back, this time, from the violent coughing, phlegmatic we man.

Got nuked this morn and already notice a difference, repeat next week man.

Gracias for asking, Nola-B. ma'am.

1. Just beware of the Zika!!!

2. I want to go to Nola's for dinner!!! So much yummy food coming from that kitchen!

1. And beware of the asp caterpillar that ate Mrs. T-B. and no one commented on, beware man.

2. Go to Steveklar's for dinner, and you'll end up going to a restaurant, sigh man.

Edited October 26, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,288]

The good #### is at Stretches house!

Many possum recipes, ingest man.

Oh yeah, she's got more kids

And is pregnant again with twins, Manylets, or Manyruplets, what's the status D ma'am.

You know I just realized that Trophie is calling stretch an old lady...

Do not insult, displease, or prematurely age the fearsome Ontarklar, no man!

I'm going to bet his kitchen looks like this right now:

Actually, this is often what Mrs. T-B.'s sink area looks like, job of husband to remediate man...

Being that I got carded buying beer

Fotos of youthful, drink-beering Ontarklar now, see D ma'am.

But we're down to Many guys from the high of Many from a few years ago. And we're expecting to lose a couple more. We need to hire Many, like now.

Fire your personnel director who can't handle P-math and doesn't realize that you're overstaffed now, oj nie and oj nie.

Man I'm not getting any work done.

Plagiarizing Steveklar, D ma'am! Reported!!!

[TBoneTX 45,288]

My response was, "yo you need about Many k worth of work in your house!"

The correct and ONLY response is "yo you need Many pre-owned toilet seats in your house," see man.

1. Oh I know what I'm making for supper now.

2. I actually add potatoes to this recipe and well Manyple it

1. Steveklar knows that he's making self-reservations for supper, Tiff no cook man.

2. Multiplication precised, D ma'am.

The ill-bred lazy filthy simple-mind hillbilly does not deserve to have a sophisticated dinner such as this. I deserve it...

First, Malaysian Embassy Refund; then, audition rubias for their cooking skills, priority order man.

Speaking of pre-owned toilet seat Business Typhoons, where's Tark...

"Youuuuuuu raaaaaaaaaaang?" we responded politely.

holy cow man I spelled sophisticated right oh well I messed it up the second time

Reported!!!!!!!

Edited October 26, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,288]

After getting acupunked, we decided to vote, early-voting place nearby man.

Place was absolutely, completely, totally, ubiquitously mobbed, line out door man.

Seized opportunity to sell pre-owned toilet seats, many orders taken man.

Several orders include custom-painting of Presidential & down-ballot candidates, personalize man.

However, we shall prioritize processing of the Hallowe'en orders, comes up sooner man.