I'm Going to Stick My Rant on Your Lawn Sign

[SAT 9,609]

 

I always gain like an inch around Chinese New year time...

Edited February 10, 2017 by SAT

[JTB11 1,079]

2 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

Arby's

 

[SAT 9,609]

It just occurred to me that there must be about 8 tons of snow on my boat right now...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

58 minutes ago, SAT said:

It just occurred to me that there must be about 8 tons of snow on my boat right now...

 

Well, probably not in your boat because it has probably sunk by now.

[SAT 9,609]

Thank heavens the insurance is paid up  ?

[SAT 9,609]

The worst is when it rains after it snows. Now the snow is heavy...

[NikLR 13,227]

I just tried to help the kiddo study for a socials studies test on the renaissance.  The teacher is asking about things like the Psalter map and what monks and nuns were taught.  I'll be honest, trying to find these things on the internet is darn near impossible, at least in a way that I can help the kiddo learn it.  I can do "what are guilds" " what brought about the renaissance" etc... but some of these things, with no further explanation is quite hard.  Apparently they aren't learning it appropriately in class either for the tests.  I wonder if the teachers are using standardized tests, or standardized learning, and aren't coordinating the two so that what they learn is what they're tested on. 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Time for her to hit some books in the library?  

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,288]

11 hours ago, Asia said:

LOL no

During our US Road Trip we visited:

1. McDonald's (in Los Angeles)

2. Uncle Bill's Pancake House (in Manhattan Beach)

Many. California Pizza Kitchen (in Los Angeles)

Many. IHOP (in Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Miami)

Many. Baja Fresh (in Excalibur hotel in Las Vegas)

Many. Cruiser's Cafe (in Williams, AZ)

Many. Grand Canyon Coffee and Cafe (in Williams, AZ)

Many. Applebee's (in Albuquerque, Roswell, Miami)

Many. Chili's Grill & Bar (in San Antonio, Houston, Orlando, Miami)

The best, si man. The restaurant T-Bone invited us to

Many. TGI Friday's (in New Orleans)

Many. The Cheesecake Factory (in New Orleans, Orlando, Miami)

Many. Pizza Hut (in Tallahassee)

Many. Olive Garden (in Orlando)

Many. Burger King (in Miami) -- where the rubia got them

Many. Stone Cold (in Miami)

Many. Pierogi Polish Market (in Key West)

The above appalling P-math is no laughing matter, oj nie!

Bad transgressing Asia!  Bad, BAD transgressing TRANSGRESSING Asia!

Edited February 10, 2017 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,288]

11 hours ago, SAT said:

I can't believe Asia flew Many,000 miles across the seas to America  and didn't have any Fook goo gai pan...

Length of sojourn precised, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

11 hours ago, SAT said:

That was just Asia's menu...

but that one chick "Scrawny", she needed a few pounds...

Do not insult, demean, or poo-poo our 2+2 Commie-babes, oj nie!

[TBoneTX 45,288]

7 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Sorry all done. I just had to score the sheets with a utility knife and snap them. 

Do not toy with, trifle with, or enrage the fearsome, utility-knife-armed Ontarklar, no man!

6 hours ago, SAT said:

Arby's

LPoP and unread, no see man.

We have not reported for some time, no man.  For dinner, Tiff Mrs. T-B. served...

Edited February 10, 2017 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,288]

5 hours ago, SAT said:

It just occurred to me that there must be about Many tons of snow on my boat right now...

Tonnage precised, and Texas Many Nueva York ridiculous man.

4 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Well, probably not in your boat because it has probably sunk by now.

Where's the +Many,000 button, huh man?

4 hours ago, SAT said:

Thank heavens the insurance is paid up  ?

Parking a boat in the snow so it'll sink and insurance will pay, alarms man!  Reported!!!

4 hours ago, SAT said:

The worst is when it rains after it snows. Now the snow is heavy...

Texas 2x2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2] F., Nueva York dealing with avoidable stuff,  man.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

3 hours ago, NikLR said:

I just tried to help the kiddo study for a socials studies test on the renaissance.  The teacher is asking about things like the Psalter map and what monks and nuns were taught.  I'll be honest, trying to find these things on the internet is darn near impossible, at least in a way that I can help the kiddo learn it.  I can do "what are guilds" " what brought about the renaissance" etc... but some of these things, with no further explanation is quite hard.  Apparently they aren't learning it appropriately in class either for the tests.  I wonder if the teachers are using standardized tests, or standardized learning, and aren't coordinating the two so that what they learn is what they're tested on. 

The Best and Worst Comments Received, taken from MIT's Course-Evaluation Guide, Fall 1ManyMany1:

"Text is useless.  I use it to kill roaches in my room."

"He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high."

"In class, the syllabus is more important than you are."

"Help!  I've fallen asleep and I can't wake up!"

"Text makes a satisfying 'thud' when dropped on the floor."

"The class is worthwhile because I need it for the degree."

"His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame."

"Textbook is confusing...someone with a knowledge of English should proofread it."

"Have you ever fallen asleep in class and awoken in another?  That's the way I felt all term."

"This class was a religious experience for me... I had to take it all on faith."

"The recitation instructor would make a good parking-lot attendant.  Tries to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him."

"Recitation was great.  It was so confusing that I forgot who I was, where I was, and what I was doing... it's a great stress-reliever."

"I would sit in class and stare out the window at the squirrels. They've got a cool nest in the tree."

"The absolute value of the TA was less than epsilon."

"TA steadily improved throughout the course... I think he started drinking and it really loosened him up."

"Information was presented like a ruptured fire-hose, spraying in all directions -- no way to stop it."

"I never bought the text. My $2x2x2x2x2x2-2-2 was better spent on the Led Zeppelin tapes that I used while doing the problem sets."

"What's the quality of the text?  'Text is printed on high-quality paper.'"

"The course was very thorough. What wasn't covered in class was covered on the final exam."

"Problems sets are a decoy to lure you away from potential Exam material."

"He is one of the best teachers I have had...He is well-organized, presents good lectures, and creates interest in the subject.  I hope my comments don't hurt his chances of getting tenure."

Edited February 10, 2017 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Mrs. T-B. showed the rental casa to a Many-ish ([2+1]0-ish) couple this eve, show she man.

They wanted the r-casa, indisputably man.

They offered the $Many by tomorrow and the other $Many in 2 weeks, payday man.

They assured her of no criminal records, blessed assurance man.

 

We checked them out, T-Lock Holmes man.

Our free site -- the free, not even the paid -- identified the husband as a former jailbird, Class A & B man.

We had Mrs. T-B. blow them off via text, bye man.

(Why do people have to lie, huh man?  Quit wasting our time, bye man!)

 

We suspect that people who could never qualify to rent an apartment seek to rent casas instead, hoping to pull the wool over the owners' eyes or to get a few months of residence somewhere before getting evicted, si and sigh man.