I'm Going to Stick My Rant on Your Lawn Sign

[NikLR 13,227]

Are you going to start farming?  

 

Why did you get a bill for a superbowl party?

 

wow kids gots loaded! 

 

my kiddo's braces are doing well.  Oh kiddo failed a test at school, at which they could use a cheat sheet.  Apparently more than half the class failed this test.  So they went over the stuff in class, and had a retest the next day.  I helped kiddo study for the retest (which was without cheat sheet - kiddo was sick the day they had the cheat sheet work too)  Anyhow, 10/11!!  Got an A.  So apparently I can help the kiddo study.   Apparently daddy is bad at helping study.  But considering his grades in high school, I don't doubt it.  I didn't have to try very hard to get all Bs

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

 

my kiddo's braces are doing well.  

Mine too, her front teeth are perfect now.  Next step is lasering off the gum tissue on the teeth that haven't come out and then fixing them if they come out crooked.

[SAT 9,609]

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

Are you going to start farming?  

 

Why did you get a bill for a superbowl party?

 

wow kids gots loaded! 

 

1- <shrugs> but I have 2 tractors now and a roto-tiller on one of them.

2- they wanted to see if I was gonna treat? It's only like a hundred bucks...

3- see why China kids love Chinese New year? Here, all races get them. If they say the magic phrase...

 

But we didn't pass out any envelopes this year. You skip a year when there's a death in the family. 

 

[NikLR 13,227]

Ah.

 

Well our return should be hefty.  We can get a new bed! 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Nobody wants to know how big ours is.  I think you'll cry.

 

 

Actual rant:  I dislike when women post before and after pictures on weight loss sites and the before was them 9 months pregnant.  It isn't fat that they had to work off, it is a baby that came out and then, like nature intended, their fat reserves were burned up by said baby.  Talk to me when you are 25 lbs heavier than the weight you were 7 months post partum.  That can be your before pic.

[SAT 9,609]

sometimes the "before" pic is actually the "after" pic

[TBoneTX 45,308]

7 hours ago, SAT said:

I visited immigration court today. As expected, full of fooks, and Latin Americans...

When is Tiff's (or the nanny's) deportation, huh man?

6 hours ago, SAT said:

The kids' New year loot.  I'll take them to a casino...

They should invest in pre-owned toilet seats, si man.

6 hours ago, SAT said:

So, I stopped by this club in Manhattan that I belong to, and got a cold shoulder welcome. I didn't feel good. That tells me that the administration has been there too long, and are no longer working for the membership.  I'm going to have to oust them myself...

If it's below Many degrees F. outside, it might explain the cold shoulders, si man.

6 hours ago, SAT said:

And, the turtle drew all over her own face with a sharpie...

Fotos or it didn't happen, see wee or no see wee ma'am.

5 hours ago, SAT said:

A few guys (and 1 girl) decided to have a Superbowl party in the office last night.

They sent me a bill.

I did win the first quarter.....

What denomination was the bill, huh man -- $Many?

Glad that you won half of half a buck, whee man.

[NikLR 13,227]

2 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Nobody wants to know how big ours is.  I think you'll cry.

 

 

Actual rant:  I dislike when women post before and after pictures on weight loss sites and the before was them 9 months pregnant.  It isn't fat that they had to work off, it is a baby that came out and then, like nature intended, their fat reserves were burned up by said baby.  Talk to me when you are 25 lbs heavier than the weight you were 7 months post partum.  That can be your before pic.

I don't want to look at my before pics.  I should've went to work out today but didn't.  I'm proud of myself so far and have a bit to go but hubs is finally ready to take himself seriously so that should help. 

[NikLR 13,227]

Try this guy on if you want some major help for managing weight and muscles.  However i doubt his stuff would work well for families... It's really an individual thing. https://www.muscleforlife.com/

[TBoneTX 45,308]

8 hours ago, NikLR said:

1.  The title is already been sent to us

2.  Apparently I have to go to New Hire again???

1.  To what are you entitled, huh Niki-B. ma'am?

2.  English-only outside the regional fora, Niki-B. ma'am.

[NikLR 13,227]

Just now, TBoneTX said:

1.  To what are you entitled, huh Niki-B. ma'am?

2.  English-only outside the regional fora, Niki-B. ma'am.

the title to the bike.  I had a loan, I sold the bike, I paid the loan (which was a PITA when you don't have a local bank btw... ), then when that cleared they send me the title which I sign over to the new owner.

 

It was english.  NEW HIRE ORIENTATION ... yup english...

[TBoneTX 45,308]

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

the teeth that haven't come out and then fixing them if they come out crooked.

Impress upon these teeth the importance of the straight-&-narrow path, Nola-B. ma'am; no crooked activity, no man.

[TBoneTX 45,308]

1 minute ago, NikLR said:

the title to the bike.  I had a loan, I sold the bike, I paid the loan (which was a PITA when you don't have a local bank btw... ), then when that cleared they send me the title which I sign over to the new owner.

 

It was english.  NEW HIRE ORIENTATION ... yup english...

We thought that you'd been entitled Queen Niki-B., si ma'am.

Are Westerners required to attend New Hire Occidentation, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,308]

3 hours ago, NikLR said:

our return should be hefty.

We prefer Hefty to Glad, si Niki-B. ma'am, but do not begrudge you your Gladness at the pending Heftiness, no ma'am.

[NikLR 13,227]

I'm excited for a new bed!  King size!  Should fit both of us and the animals!